So the idea of this is that people will pay money to see if he will get his ass kicked?
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So the idea of this is that people will pay money to see if he will get his ass kicked?
Macho Madness
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There's no way Punk would make it anywhere in UFC. That's why I think Bellator would be a better fit.
plagiarize
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That's actually a good idea. I heard they had some plans to keep ultimate fighter more interesting... maybe that's what they're looking to do? Have him try to earn his way into the company through the Ultimate Fighter and get a few months of CM Punk drawing viewers for the show.
Mr. Enigma
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Why is the link asking me for a user name/password?
BoboBrazil
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Well that is really the only option for him or to hype up a special attraction style match as a one or two time only deal. No way he's going to win a fight against anybody. He won't be a draw like Brock or be able to hold his ground since Brock had his NCAA background and is a beast in everything.
Masquerader
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Ooh. This might make UFC actually enjoyable.
Idk. Must have linked the wrong part. I updated the post
https://legitshook.squarespace.com/strobogos-wrasslin-potpourri-reviews/2014/11/22/ecw-cyberslam-1996
Also, MOTHER FUCK Biblical Paul. That mother fucker is a straight up huckster. This cunt goes from killing followers of Jesus to being this super hardcore devote who just so happens to change all the rules and none of the other disciples will pull rank on him. I'm getting heated over this piece of shit.
Macho Madness
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Meltzer's take on
at Survivor Series
Orton and Sting
Macho Madness
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Well, when you got people complaining at me for posting stuff that hasn't even happened yet that's what you get.
BoboBrazil
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So 3 options for Sting then
1. He comes out as a surprise member of Cena's team, which is stupid with no hype, but they've shown they aren't opposed to putting big stuff on Survivor Series like Rock a couple of years ago in his first match back.
2. HHH's team loses and Vince McMahon comes out to announce a new Authority figure. It's Sting.
3. HHH's team wins and HHH is gloating in the ring when the lights go out. Sting is shown in the rafters and points a baseball bat at the Authority. This builds to Sting vs HHH at Mania. The Cena team firing stip is forgotten.
1. He comes out as a surprise member of Cena's team, which is stupid with no hype, but they've shown they aren't opposed to putting big stuff on Survivor Series like Rock a couple of years ago in his first match back.
2. HHH's team loses and Vince McMahon comes out to announce a new Authority figure. It's Sting.
3. HHH's team wins and HHH is gloating in the ring when the lights go out. Sting is shown in the rafters and points a baseball bat at the Authority. This builds to Sting vs HHH at Mania. The Cena team firing stip is forgotten.
reptilescorpio
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Stro linked to his access account I assume, remove /config#/| from the url to get to the post.
EDIT: Too slow :/
I'm super keen to see him back, they booked him a movie just as he was getting interesting. Been a great worker this year too.
I assume Team Cena will all be smashed the fuck up, H will be laughing his arse off at broken down Cena in the corner who looks to have died after not moving/reacting in the last 15 minutes of beatdowns. Suddenly Orton jumps out of the crowd with an OUTTA NOWHERE RKO on Team Authority, finishing up with one on H in the middle of the ring. As Orton goes to grab Cena Teammate #3 to create the win Cena comes OUTTA NOWHERE and RKO's Orton! Cena wins! He looks a million dollars! Never count him out!
Sting comes out to raise Cena's hand before departing the arena.
I assume Team Cena will all be smashed the fuck up, H will be laughing his arse off at broken down Cena in the corner who looks to have died after not moving/reacting in the last 15 minutes of beatdowns. Suddenly Orton jumps out of the crowd with an OUTTA NOWHERE RKO on Team Authority, finishing up with one on H in the middle of the ring. As Orton goes to grab Cena Teammate #3 to create the win Cena comes OUTTA NOWHERE and RKO's Orton! Cena wins! He looks a million dollars! Never count him out!
Sting comes out to raise Cena's hand before departing the arena.
Is that confirmed? Great news if so. Hope it's just those 2 tbh.
It's amazing how they only had 5 spots organised for the whole match. Shows how smart they are that they can put on a damn good match just from feeling out the crowd and each other.
WWE really need to get the big guns in to record some commentary. Steve does an amazing job laying it all out, remembers a lot more than I would expect!
sf2fanatic
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lol Wonders what type of PPV deserves an "A"?
Barely Legal 97 soon, then Deadly Games after that. Obviously.
So, 2014, despite having one of the best WrestleMania's ever, can be considered one of the worst years in WWE history, right?
At least, as far as the main roster goes. I haven't watched a single Smackdown all year, I've stopped watching Raw and the PPV's, while solid wrestling wise, have been mostly uninteresting (with WM30 as the notable exception).
At least, as far as the main roster goes. I haven't watched a single Smackdown all year, I've stopped watching Raw and the PPV's, while solid wrestling wise, have been mostly uninteresting (with WM30 as the notable exception).
Summerslam 2002
Serpentine
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Sibersk Esto
Banned
it's been fucking terrible, so maybe. 2008-2011 tier definitely
WWE is gonna use Sting in a worse way than he was used at Starcade...they're gonna make him come out and turn heel/help team authority. It's what WCW had originally planned for the NWO. Imagine Cole...
"It's Sting! Why's he here?! He's...He's...NO!!! Sting just hit Cena! Sting just hit Cena!"
"It's Sting! Why's he here?! He's...He's...NO!!! Sting just hit Cena! Sting just hit Cena!"
I'm 100% sure WWE will over think Sting's storyline just like they did with Bret/Vince.
They will add a bunch of bullshit because they're scared kids won't know who he is, so they have to create a reason for them to care.
Jesus, the Bret/Vince buildup was so damn bad, with an even worse match.
They will add a bunch of bullshit because they're scared kids won't know who he is, so they have to create a reason for them to care.
Jesus, the Bret/Vince buildup was so damn bad, with an even worse match.
Serpentine
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"Sting just saved Cena from the Authority! He's... *Sting RKOs Cena* what, no! *Randy Orton takes off Sting mask and stands tall to end the show*
All I can say is that the PPVs after Wrestlemania have all been solid to great. The Raws started to fall apart after the Raw after Summerslam.
bean breath
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What kind of special entrance can they have Sting do considering:
1. Repelling down from the rafters is a no go
2. Coming in through the crowd is The Shield's trademark
3. Sting's age
Probably just a cheap and lazy "lights go out, come back on...STING OMG!!" gimmick
Serpentine
Banned
is CFO$ gonna make a new theme for him, too?
Take all my money. All of it.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Sting is going to manage Team Cena
Yup.
This is fine. Have him standing at the top of the ramp. I'd still mark...but there's no chance in hell I'm watching Survivor Series anyway with its match card.
bean breath
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I understand Ambrose and Grumpy Cat but why "3:16"?
He is a brother in Jesus, friend.
I wonder if he's playing UFC against WWE to get more money from Vince?
WWE thinks he is the new Austin.
bean breath
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Keep it in the church, bible thumper.
If I was him I would want creative control and merch percentage.
Cena built up his money because of story, not his ability.
God damn you
If he is, then that's really smart. With the lack of a real pro wrestling competitor in North American the next best thing would be to use another Entertaiment medium for leverage. Back in the 90's a random midcarder could threaten to leave for WCW, or WWF and it would start a bidding war for their services.
I'm sure if Ziggler, or Ryback wrestled back in the 90's, and were told that they would be pushed down the card they would say "fuck you, give me a raise, and a bigger spot, or I'm taking my talents down to Atlanta".
Hell, The Godfather apparently was going to be paid quite a bit to join WCW and the nWo... Until Virgil told them he would do it for less.