December Wrasslin' |OT| PUT A Z-PAK ON THE THREAD, PAL. YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT
Macho Madness
Member
MOTY is The Ascension vs Random jobber team #7384
I don't think it will get there, but Neville just doesn't do much for me. I think he's more interesting now going heel when he needs to, but all I'm really looking forward to is Sami finally winning the big one, possibly a brainbustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, and Steen showing up to crush him after the match.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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His performance of the year:
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
If Zayn does the Helluva Kick to Neville then stares at him for like 5 seconds and does the Turnbuckle Brainbuster; I don't care what happens before, that shit is MOTY.
His performance of the year:
Aw you're such a special snowflake you!
Serpentine
Banned
oh god no, a Steen/Zayn feud right now would be awful no matter what the outcome
Frecklestein
Banned
Match of the year for me off the top of my head would probably have to be D.Bry/HHH.
Though I remember Dean and Rollins having a great match till Kane had to go and ruin it.
Dubs really missed the boat of Rollins and Ambrose, hopefully they'll cross paths again for a proper MOTY candidate in 2015.
Though I remember Dean and Rollins having a great match till Kane had to go and ruin it.
Dubs really missed the boat of Rollins and Ambrose, hopefully they'll cross paths again for a proper MOTY candidate in 2015.
bean breath
Member
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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The range of emotions this man can convey is simply staggering. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Frecklestein
Banned
BrrrRRriieeEEeeeee MoooOOdde, might be my favorite new theme of 2014.
blackaroni
Member
Dammit, I completely forgot about this horrible shit until now. That Bella yell. Ugh.For me, it's a toss up between that and this:
Let me give you some backstage advice, kid. These "Main Eventers" will throw you under the bus at the drop of a hat. They're the types to give you a Z-Pack when you've got a concussion. Take the advice of your new friend, "Stone Cold" Disco:
In the tradition of Sunny, in the tradition of Stro, of the Bean Bionic brothers, of Prof. Beef, of Falling Edge and Bronson, of Aiiii, of Heel-- the man who will never die.
As the real captain of this ship EvilLore, upstairs tonight.
From the Alucards, to the Fox318s, to the... SimplyTheBests, I accept this GAF membership. ... Wait a second. Of Plywood. Of the fat man himself, Data West. This is it tonight, Dad.
God, that's beautiful...and they can all kiss my ass!
Because! I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died-- RIP-- seven years ago. The Freckhise, is the man who ignites the new flame of the sport of professional wrestling forum posting!
Tonight, before God and my father is witness,
I declare myself, The Freckhise, as the new GAF Heavyweight Champion of the world! I have set out to change the face of professional wrestling forum posting.
So tonight, let the new era begin: the era of the sport of professional wrestling forum, the era of The Freckhise!
Did you shake my hand, motherfucker?
Sibersk Esto
Banned
It has been a pretty dope year for wrestling (post Wm wwe non-withstanding)
So many good matches
So many good matches
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
For me, it's a toss up between that and this:
I raise you this magnificent display, friend.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Let me give you some backstage advice, kid. These "Main Eventers" will throw you under the bus at the drop of a hat. Listen to your friend, "Stone Cold" Disco:
Frecklestein
Banned
Sorry sir, I was too busy carrying your bags, here, let me put these down and shake your hand
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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serenewarfare
Banned
Dammit I leave for a week and now I see a new guy showing up trying to bury everyone.
Also NJPW World sounds great. Hopefully it actually has all the content upfront.
Also NJPW World sounds great. Hopefully it actually has all the content upfront.
Evening Musuko
Black Korea
I signed up as soon as I could. It accepted my American credit card, and now I'm watching through the past matches. Great video quality. I'm not sure if it's HD but it's much better than what I got on Ustream. Well worth it if you're a NJPW fan.
Frecklestein
Banned
Let me give you some backstage advice, kid. These "Main Eventers" will throw you under the bus at the drop of a hat. They're the types to give you a Z-Pack when you've got a concussion. Take the advice of your new friend, "Stone Cold" Disco:
Look at the way the thread is dressed.
Frecklestein
Banned
Just how is it dressed, friend?
No more questions.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Fave Five wrestlers that wear white tape wrist bands.
- Daniel Bryan
- Shawn Michaels
- Kats Shibata
- Savage
- Arn Anderson
Honorable mention - Punk (dude had that white tape on like fuckin mittens.)
Fave Five wrestlers that wear BLACK tape wrist bands.
- Stone Cold
- Kaz Okada
- Jericho...I guess
- I'm pretty sure Bret wore a pair one time
- Uhhh....I think Cesaro wore some in an episode of Raw I think. Probably Smackdown.
- Daniel Bryan
- Shawn Michaels
- Kats Shibata
- Savage
- Arn Anderson
Honorable mention - Punk (dude had that white tape on like fuckin mittens.)
Fave Five wrestlers that wear BLACK tape wrist bands.
- Stone Cold
- Kaz Okada
- Jericho...I guess
- I'm pretty sure Bret wore a pair one time
- Uhhh....I think Cesaro wore some in an episode of Raw I think. Probably Smackdown.
Frecklestein
Banned
Details on NJPW World from Meltzer:
The press conference is still going on but this is what we know:
*The web site is http://njpwworld.com
*The price is 999 yen per month. The conversion rate is favorable right now as that price is $8.40 in the U.S., $9.60 Canadian and 5.38 pounds.
*There will be a full lineup of live events, basically every major show will air live. There are four shows in December, including late Saturday's tag team tournament finals. There are five shows in January, including Wrestle Kingdom, the 1/5 Korakuen Hall show (Raw after WrestleMania show), and the two Fantastica Mania shows from Korakuen Hall, as well as a 1/30 show.
*There will be a lot of archived content including what appear to be documentaries surrounding some of the legendary matches in New Japan history including Antonio Inoki vs. Willem Ruska, Inoki vs. Hulk Hogan, Tiger Mask vs Dynamite Kid, Keiji Muto vs. Nobuhiko Takada, as well as all of the major events as well as the G-1 Climax movie that playerd this year in movie theaters in Japan.
*Takaaki Kidani said that New Japan is right now the No. 2 pro wrestling company in the world as a business, but No. 1 as far as wrestling goes, and their goal is to surpass WWE and be No. 1 as far as business.
*They are taking a similar risk as WWE, in the sense they are undercutting the price of iPPVs, as the big shows have been 1800 yen, and the Tokyo Dome was last year around 3500 yen, looking to increase volume with the lower price. WWE was not successful in the same strategy. They also also apparently giving up Samurai! TV, as the shows that were formerly on Samurai! TV, like the Korakuen Hall shows, will now by on the service.
*If you time your order, you would be able to watch the entire G-1 Climax series for $8.40 instead of $150 from two years ago and $110 this past year. When it comes to the U.S. market, they are undercutting themselves, but the U.S. is not their primary market.
*Right now they are showing on the screen the Inoki & Sakaguchi vs. Karl Gotch & Lou Thesz match.
*There are hundreds of matches historically, including everything of significance from the past three years, and some matches every year dating back to 1972.
*The first year goal is 100,000 subscribers.
The press conference is still going on but this is what we know:
*The web site is http://njpwworld.com
*The price is 999 yen per month. The conversion rate is favorable right now as that price is $8.40 in the U.S., $9.60 Canadian and 5.38 pounds.
*There will be a full lineup of live events, basically every major show will air live. There are four shows in December, including late Saturday's tag team tournament finals. There are five shows in January, including Wrestle Kingdom, the 1/5 Korakuen Hall show (Raw after WrestleMania show), and the two Fantastica Mania shows from Korakuen Hall, as well as a 1/30 show.
*There will be a lot of archived content including what appear to be documentaries surrounding some of the legendary matches in New Japan history including Antonio Inoki vs. Willem Ruska, Inoki vs. Hulk Hogan, Tiger Mask vs Dynamite Kid, Keiji Muto vs. Nobuhiko Takada, as well as all of the major events as well as the G-1 Climax movie that playerd this year in movie theaters in Japan.
*Takaaki Kidani said that New Japan is right now the No. 2 pro wrestling company in the world as a business, but No. 1 as far as wrestling goes, and their goal is to surpass WWE and be No. 1 as far as business.
*They are taking a similar risk as WWE, in the sense they are undercutting the price of iPPVs, as the big shows have been 1800 yen, and the Tokyo Dome was last year around 3500 yen, looking to increase volume with the lower price. WWE was not successful in the same strategy. They also also apparently giving up Samurai! TV, as the shows that were formerly on Samurai! TV, like the Korakuen Hall shows, will now by on the service.
*If you time your order, you would be able to watch the entire G-1 Climax series for $8.40 instead of $150 from two years ago and $110 this past year. When it comes to the U.S. market, they are undercutting themselves, but the U.S. is not their primary market.
*Right now they are showing on the screen the Inoki & Sakaguchi vs. Karl Gotch & Lou Thesz match.
*There are hundreds of matches historically, including everything of significance from the past three years, and some matches every year dating back to 1972.
*The first year goal is 100,000 subscribers.
Professor Beef
Banned
For me, it's a toss up between that and this:
This gives me Zack Ryder flashbacks.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
DB+ having to kick himself forward because old man Kane isn't strong enough to drag him is just too much :lol
serenewarfare
Banned
Decided to get new avi. Current queen of WWE/NXT with a seasonal flair.
bean breath
Member
I look forward to Strobogo's stolen gifs.
Your avatar looks like it was taken with a potato, but you did pick the best heel diva in dis carney bidness.
serenewarfare
Banned
Hard to find a good picture that wasn't posed that would go at least somewhat well with the hat, but I digress. Nice to see someone who appreciates The Boss, though.
everyone appreciates the Boss
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
Here's a clearer picture of Sasha Banks with a Santa hat, friend:
Frecklestein
Banned
Here's a clearer picture of Sasha Banks with a Santa hat, friend:
'cism
serenewarfare
Banned
Here's a clearer picture of Sasha Banks with a Santa hat, friend:
I thought you were better than that, friend. Why must you stoop to such blatant 'cism?
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Is he really better than that? Bionic shittin on everyone's favorites tonight. Someone crapped on his purse apparently.
Frecklestein
Banned
Every Christmas is a WHITE Christmas at Bionic's
