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Hello.

Your answer to this next question is very important. It'll define you more thoroughly than any combination of words, pics or gifs could ever hope to. It'll shape your future here in this community and reveal to us in an instant your true character, values, and principles. It'll show you who your friends are, as well as your enemies. Bearing this in mind, please weigh your answer carefully.



Do you like Daniel Bryan?

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

In the tradition of Sunny, in the tradition of Stro, of the Bean Bionic brothers, of Prof. Beef, of Falling Edge and Bronson, of Aiiii, of Heel-- the man who will never die.
As the real captain of this ship EvilLore, upstairs tonight.
From the Alucards, to the Fox318s, to the... SimplyTheBests, I accept this GAF membership. ... Wait a second. Of Plywood. Of the fat man himself, Data West. This is it tonight, Dad.
God, that's beautiful...and they can all kiss my ass!

Because! I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died-- RIP-- seven years ago. The Freckhise, is the man who ignites the new flame of the sport of professional wrestling forum posting!
Tonight, before God and my father is witness,
I declare myself, The Freckhise, as the new GAF Heavyweight Champion of the world! I have set out to change the face of professional wrestling forum posting.
So tonight, let the new era begin: the era of the sport of professional wrestling forum, the era of The Freckhise!

You didn't shake DMczaf's hand, not good...

Spoiler

Lol at that no sell for 5 posts...

 

[Man God]

Who could ever love that goat-faced smelly weirdo, Maggle?

 

[jred2k]

And this is how you make an Impact™ in WrassleGAF.

Outed himself as a weirdo in his first post. Not bad. Most people get to three or four before everyone figures that out.

 

[Frecklestein]

Hello.

Your answer to this next question is very important. It'll define you more thoroughly than any combination of words, pics or gifs could ever hope to. It'll shape your future here in this community and reveal to us in an instant your true character, values, and principles. It'll show you who your friends are, as well as your enemies. Bearing this in mind, please weigh your answer carefully.



Do you like Daniel Bryan?

You know what? I may not like him, but I sure as hell can't help but respect him.

 

[Serpentine]

In the tradition of Sunny, in the tradition of Stro, of the Bean Bionic brothers, of Prof. Beef, of Falling Edge and Bronson, of Aiiii, of Heel-- the man who will never die.
As the real captain of this ship EvilLore, upstairs tonight.
From the Alucards, to the Fox318s, to the... SimplyTheBests, I accept this GAF membership. ... Wait a second. Of Plywood. Of the fat man himself, Data West. This is it tonight, Dad.
God, that's beautiful...and they can all kiss my ass!

Because! I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died-- RIP-- seven years ago. The Freckhise, is the man who ignites the new flame of the sport of professional wrestling forum posting!
Tonight, before God and my father is witness,
I declare myself, The Freckhise, as the new GAF Heavyweight Champion of the world! I have set out to change the face of professional wrestling forum posting.
So tonight, let the new era begin: the era of the sport of professional wrestling forum, the era of The Freckhise!

And not a single mention of the old-timer DM. I like you already

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

Outed himself as a weirdo in his first post. Not bad. Most people get to three or four before everyone figures that out.

Hey I'm pretty sure he's a jam up guy, I'm the junior wrestlemania XXX champion, I should know, who are you t-to doubt Frecklestein.

 

[TL21xx]

Well, I hope you're ready to get buried like your gimmick Frecklestein, no one forgets DM. No one.

Spoiler

Welcome to the club! Now get my bags!

 

[Frecklestein]

Outed himself as a weirdo in his first post. Not bad. Most people get to three or four before everyone figures that out.

My family would be more accepting of me coming out as gay than coming out as a 20-something posting on a pro-wrestling forum. I'm a weirdo and I'm proud

 

[Serpentine]

that big post where you admitted that you were a lurker and didn't even post a fave five smh

 

[gurudyne]

Freck thinks he can walk in, cut a promo and get a main event paycheck. Did hay shake hands? No. Small poster doesn't even put out a fave five by way of a handshake. Yes I said small!

LEGITSHOOK.COM PRESENTS
Best of WWE 2014 Part 3

Love the series, stro.

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

that big post where you admitted that you were a lurker and didn't even post a fave five smh

And yet when I joined I was accused of being STRO'S alt of all things, and I did everything right.

 

[Carnby]

Frecklestein didn't shake our hands. A bad first impression.

Spoiler

welcome to wrasslegaf!

 

[Vylash]

You know what? I may not like him, but I sure as hell can't help but respect him.

okay cena we know it's you, take a z-pak, you're working tonight

 

[Frecklestein]

My Fave Five
(brought to you by jolly rancher)

Current:

5- Mizdow
4- Staph Rollins
3- Dean Ambrose
2- J&J Security
1- Luke Harper

All time:

5- Randy Savage
4- CM Punk
3- Daniel Bryan
2- 90's/early 00's Chris Jericho
1- Chris Benoit

I legit blanked on the all time list. I also actually like Benoit, back in I think summer school for like grade eight or something, we had to write a paper on a famous Canadian, and I chose Chris Benoit. I wonder if my summer school teacher ever thinks about that..

 

[RP912]

Welcome to Wrasslegaf Frecklestein

 

[Frecklestein]

Frecklestein didn't shake our hands. A bad first impression.

Spoiler

welcome to wrasslegaf!

Spoiler

-comes back and shakes hand-

Welcome to Wrasslegaf Frecklestein

Thank you!

okay cena we know it's you, take a z-pak, you're working tonight

Are you the one that likes 3000 year old girls?

 

[blackaroni]

Are you the one that likes 3000 year old girls?

Hey new kid...

...Welcome

 

[Frecklestein]

Hey new kid...

...Welcome

 

[bean breath]

My Fave Five
(brought to you by jolly rancher)

Current:

5- Mizdow
4- Staph Rollins
3- Dean Ambrose
2- J&J Security
1- Luke Harper

All time:

5- Randy Savage
4- CM Punk
3- Daniel Bryan
2- 90's/early 00's Chris Jericho
1- Chris Benoit

5. white
4. white
3. white
2. white
1. white

5. white
4. white
3. white
2. white
1. white

 

[Omega]

that fave 5 has a disturbing lack of Kurt Angle

you're already simplythebest tier

 

[strobogo]

Frecklestein, has anyone ever told you that you look like prime era Pee-Wee Herman? Cuz that's kind of dope.

 

[Rhaknar]

that bella with the huge boobs in that gif, is that Cena's or Bryan's?

 

[Frecklestein]

5. white
4. white
3. white
2. white
1. white

5. white
4. white
3. white
2. white
1. white

Damn.. I really need to look inside myself and really reflect on my life. The 'cism I never knew was in me. Hopefully, on WWE Monday Night RAW tomorrow on the USA Network, it will be a new day, and my eyes will be opened to talents of other nationalities.

Thank you for this strobering-- Whoops, sobering wake-up call.

 

[Professor Beef]

Are you the one that likes 3000 year old girls?

Referencing me and Plywood (you forgot Net_Wrecker, but I'll let that slide since hes a part-timer now), burying DM,and now burying Vylash?

I've never been more proud to shake someone's hand in my entire life. You know what? Let ME get YOUR bags.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

that bella with the huge boobs in that gif, is that Cena's or Bryan's?

Those are Cena's.

 

[Rhaknar]

Those are Cena's.

of course >_>

 

[Frecklestein]

Frecklestein, has anyone ever told you that you look like prime era Pee-Wee Herman? Cuz that's kind of dope.

I usually get a lot of "you look like that guy from fight club" or Edward Norton in Primal Fear.

As long as it's not back of a dark theater-era Pee-Wee I guess it's fine.

Referencing me and Plywood, burying DM,and now burying Vylash?

I've never been more proud to shake someone's hand in my entire life. You know what? Let ME get YOUR bags.

http://youtu.be/0ccog02xSIo?t=9s

Spoiler

-shakes-

 

[Vylash]

I don't like this new guy

 

[Frecklestein]

I don't like this new guy

You ain't gotta respect me, but you sure as hell can't help but like me.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Someone made CM Punk's theme entirely out of fart noises.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Nikki really wants kids, you heartless monster.

 

[strobogo]

Here's how I can tell shit got wonky for WWE after WM:


Most of the matches on Bootaay's list are just endless rematches. 4 different Wyatts vs Usos matches (5 if you count a six man). 3 Dean/Seth matches. 2 more Sheamus/Cesaro matches. 3 Ziggler/Cesaro matches (4 if you count a triple threat). 2 Brock/Cena matches. Another Shield/Evolution match. Another Cena/Bray match. Just rematches. Everywhere. All of them.

I usually get a lot of "you look like that guy from fight club" or Edward Norton in Primal Fear.

As long as it's not back of a dark theater-era Pee-Wee I guess it's fine.



http://youtu.be/0ccog02xSIo?t=9s

Spoiler

-shakes-

Dark theater era Pee-Wee sure looked like a guy who would be in the back of a dark porn theater. I would hope no one looks like him.

 

[Macho Madness]

ya know, I thought Frecklestein might be like Dean Ambrose but it's turning out that he's just another Roman Reigns.

 

[Serpentine]

i don't think Rollins is white tho

Referencing me and Plywood (you forgot Net_Wrecker, but I'll let that slide since hes a part-timer now), burying DM,and now burying Vylash?

I've never been more proud to shake someone's hand in my entire life. You know what? Let ME get YOUR bags.

 

[Macho Madness]

i don't think Rollins is white tho

he's not white, bean breath is kinda dumb

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

i don't think Rollins is white tho

Colby Lopez? Nah, he's GOTTA be white...

 

[Frecklestein]

Here's how I can tell shit got wonky for WWE after WM:


Most of the matches on Bootaay's list are just endless rematches. 4 different Wyatts vs Usos matches (5 if you count a six man). 3 Dean/Seth matches. 2 more Sheamus/Cesaro matches. 3 Ziggler/Cesaro matches (4 if you count a triple threat). 2 Brock/Cena matches. Another Shield/Evolution match. Another Cena/Bray match. Just rematches. Everywhere. All of them.



Dark theater era Pee-Wee sure looked like a guy who would be in the back of a dark porn theater. I would hope no one looks like him.

Shadow Pee-Wee kinda reminds me of D. Bry, now that I look at the mugshot.

 

[blackaroni]

he's not white, bean breath is kinda dumb

Maybe he meant white Armenian.

 

[Frecklestein]

ya know, I thought Frecklestein might be like Dean Ambrose but it's turning out that he's just another Roman Reigns.

Belee dat, baby gurl

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

In the tradition of Sunny, in the tradition of Stro, of the Bean Bionic brothers, of Prof. Beef, of Falling Edge and Bronson, of Aiiii, of Heel-- the man who will never die.
As the real captain of this ship EvilLore, upstairs tonight.
From the Alucards, to the Fox318s, to the... SimplyTheBests, I accept this GAF membership. ... Wait a second. Of Plywood. Of the fat man himself, Data West. This is it tonight, Dad.
God, that's beautiful...and they can all kiss my ass!

Because! I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died-- RIP-- seven years ago. The Freckhise, is the man who ignites the new flame of the sport of professional wrestling forum posting!
Tonight, before God and my father is witness,
I declare myself, The Freckhise, as the new GAF Heavyweight Champion of the world! I have set out to change the face of professional wrestling forum posting.
So tonight, let the new era begin: the era of the sport of professional wrestling forum, the era of The Freckhise!

One piece of advice, kid:

 

[strobogo]

I agree about the Sina vs Wyatt match... especially with how Sina does not know how to tell a story within a match. I think he gets so excited (he's just having fun out there... like Brett Favre) that he forgets what he's supposed to be portraying in the ring. That or he like to intentionally berry his opponents. I dunno.

EDIT = Oh, one thing I don't like about about the legit shook site is that when you click on a section, like let's say your (strobogo) section, it shows all the articles already without having to click on them. I'd prefer that they'd all be organized by date and not opened already so I can click on them. Sorry. =p

I would prefer that as well but I don't make the pages. I just upload content. I also wish you could have links arranged by date (IE like going to one of the WCW sets and being able to start at the first episode, not last) but I believe Sunny said that was not possible to do at this point. I don't do site design. Get at Sunny for those changes.

 

[Vylash]

Here's how I can tell shit got wonky for WWE after WM:


Most of the matches on Bootaay's list are just endless rematches. 4 different Wyatts vs Usos matches (5 if you count a six man). 3 Dean/Seth matches. 2 more Sheamus/Cesaro matches. 3 Ziggler/Cesaro matches (4 if you count a triple threat). 2 Brock/Cena matches. Another Shield/Evolution match. Another Cena/Bray match. Just rematches. Everywhere. All of them.

out of curiosity i went and counted how many ppv rematches there were since mania. 13, good god, and that's just ppv, they love to do that shit on tv so the number is probably way higher

 

[Tanner1495]

Anyone getting NJPW World, just launched today and it is essentially New Japan's WWE Network (999 yen per month/$8.40 a month)

Also

You can watch WK9 live on #njpwworld!

Wow!

And all Korakuen shows including Fantasticamania will be live!

Amazing!

Sounds like a pretty good deal in my opinion, may get it at the beginning of the year

 

[Frecklestein]

One piece of advice, kid:

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Main thing getting out of Stro's best of 2014 Legit Shook write ups; Rekindled my thinking of Bryan as an elite as fuck wrestler. One might say still in the running for Performer of the Year. But I wouldn't hold my breath for it cause you can make a million arguments against it with injuries and all. I bet you if Bryan was in the Slammy's he'd win in a fuckin landslide. So I expect tons of fuckery in that show.

Spoiler

Yeah I know, Daniel's a dead man, miss him miss him.

God damn do I miss that little feller. Keep up the awesome work Stro!

 

[strobogo]

Bryan has my WWE MOTY with HHH, and likely the runner up against Bray. If Cesaro hadn't been completely derailed after WM, I think he would have been a lock for MVP. But as it is, I'm not against saying Bryan is performer of the year just for the first 4 months of the year. I still have a lot of stuff to go, but I for sure know nothing is beating Bryan/HHH for me.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Am I doing it wrong for having astronomical expectations for Zayn/Neville at the next NXT PPV? Cause that has a fighting chance to destroy everything in it's path for MOTY.

WHO KNOWS?!

 

[Vylash]

fatal 4 way from the last NXT PPV is my current MOTY, but Neville/Zayn could change that

 

[Macho Madness]

Am I doing it wrong for having astronomical expectations for Zayn/Neville at the next NXT PPV? Cause that has a fighting chance to destroy everything in it's path for MOTY.

WHO KNOWS?!

I think it will be really good, but I have no reason to think it will get to that level.