Quiet down in the back there Nanny Ogg.
When you hit 30 as a virgin, you become a wizard. But what kind of wizard?
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Quiet down in the back there Nanny Ogg.
eh, most of us did it terribly when we were teenagers.
At least this way one of the parties would know what they were doing and the pro wouldn't shame the bro for popping off in a few pumps.
It's actually potentially worse than those things, because it teaches men they *need* a woman to be of worth to society, and this leads to unhealthy views of women and relationships.
air jordans for dogs
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Would you lose your virginity to a resurrected corpse?
terrisus
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Well, you need to stop shamer shaming!
Quit your LGBTQ shaming with your heteronormative posts!
Vigilant Walrus
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Am I allowed to shame shams that make fake shamwow products?
fuck you vince! you beat up hookers but your products dont even work right!!!
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Shamers gonna shame.
Chinese Cartoons
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OP needs to stop snorting 4chan.
4chan. Not even once.
I think having sex after being a 30 year virgin isn't a likely scenario
Frankensteiner
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Why not?
Beardz
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Crash Station
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I want to be an ice mage. You can totally make frozen sex dolls when achieving mastery.
Still got a few years before wizardry, but it's a combination of things. Not wanting the first time to be with some prostitute I'll never see again is one reason, but the biggest is it's genuinely not a priority for me right now. I've gotten past the point of being insecure over my virginity and accepted it doesn't alter my worth as a person, regardless of what some people will say. I've got a lot going on in my life with varying levels of success that it's rarely even on my mind.
When it happens, it happens.
Seriously? That's pretty fucked up...
Still got a few years before wizardry, but it's a combination of things. Not wanting the first time to be with some prostitute I'll never see again is one reason, but the biggest is it's genuinely not a priority for me right now. I've gotten past the point of being insecure over my virginity and accepted it doesn't alter my worth as a person, regardless of what some people will say. I've got a lot going on in my life with varying levels of success that it's rarely even on my mind.
When it happens, it happens.
Seriously? That's pretty fucked up...
cubicle47b
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It should be like Dragon Quest where after 20 levels of being a jester (or w/e) you get to be a sage.
callhitman
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If u still a virgin after 25 it's ur own fault.
1 don't put the pussy on a pedestal. Been said but to many of u guys do this.
2. Know who you are and who u should go after. Now an ugly guy can get hot girls. (money or one hell of a talker)
3. Don't be a predator. Girls always know when u are desperate.
4. It's never good to be a wizard. At this stage hope may be lost.
1 don't put the pussy on a pedestal. Been said but to many of u guys do this.
2. Know who you are and who u should go after. Now an ugly guy can get hot girls. (money or one hell of a talker)
3. Don't be a predator. Girls always know when u are desperate.
4. It's never good to be a wizard. At this stage hope may be lost.
If you want to have sex but aren't having any luck meeting someone or lack the confidence to do so, I don't see what the problem is with hiring a prostitute (as long as you're not picking up someone off a street corner). The idea that your first time has to be special and magical is all kinds of bullshit and I'd imagine most people weren't much good their first time (I certainly wasn't). A prostitute would seem like a good way of getting used to physical intimacy without any social or performance pressure. Makes sense to me to get it done so that when/if someone does come along whom you're genuinely interested in, you'll have more confidence and experience to make the most of the opportunity.
callhitman
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Agree. But be careful if ur almost a wizard. At that stage u may letter hem suck u dry.
FortuneFaded
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I'm sure there are plenty of situations in which having wizardry powers would be useful.
callhitman
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Lol if became areal wizard yes. But I feel bad reading post like this. I was never a lady's man but guess I was lucky to always have some girl in my life. But the less u care and are able to drop girls the more u get.
I wouldn't call that "intimacy", more just straight up fucking. Getting in bed with someone you actually like and getting in bed with someone you just want to fuck feel very different, and honestly one cannot prepare you for the other.
Paying a hooker is just not an option for me even at 30. I don't want an std. I don't want to spend hundreds for a one time deal, and then feel like getting hooked on it as my only way of ever doing it again. Rather just wait to find someone I can get better with. Plus you know, don't want any legal trouble. But yeah it is probably too late for me now, which isn't a good thing, cause there is no point in living then if its gonna be alone
Crash Station
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Yep! You think Isaac Newton or Nikola Tesla could do what they did if they didn't hold onto their virginity for life? That's some magic shit right there.
Are you Freemufasa's alt or something?
MrPing1000
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I'll let you know in 18months.
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
Reason for someone being a virgin at an older age are mental and/or physical issues, not the simple fact they haven't figured out a way to 'do it'. So much fucking ignorance when it comes to this shit.
I'd argue that you're somewhat overlapping physical intimacy with emotional intimacy. Yes, there is undeniably a difference between romantic sex and fucking, but I would imagine that if you lack the confidence to approach someone in everyday life, just the experience of being in bed with someone will help overcome the psychological barrier and pressures of being a virgin (not that I see anything wrong with it myself, having also lost my virginity quite late, but unfortunately society is awfully fond of being meaninglessly judgmental) and perhaps make it more comfortable thinking of yourself as a sexual person. Plus, even without emotional attachment, I can't see why you'd only be able to 'fuck' a prostitute (aka being more aggressive, driven by lust) as opposed to taking it slower, which for your first time is probably the way to go anyway.
Not that I'm of course saying this is what people should do, as obviously the morality (and other issues) of the sex trade is something that divides opinion pretty strongly to put it mildly. I'm just wondering if it be a helpful option for those distressed or lacking confidence given the weight of expectation for men to be highly sexually active from what seems an increasingly young age.
The only genuine advice I'd give is not to romanticise your first time. That way will surely only lead to disaster and disappointment if there's already existing concern (and maybe even if there isn't). Or if you've no interest in sex at all, then that's of course fine too. Whatever rocks your boat, really.
Also some people just don't care about sex. I know it's hard for some people to believe but the world and everybodies lives doesn't revolve around an incessent need to go have sex at the quickest possible opportunity.
Benjamin_MFF
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Part of me really wants to know what show this from, so I can watch it. The other part of me is confused why I would find this interesting.A Sex Wizard of course.
ShyGuy0504
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Why 30?
I don't understand why people make such a big deal about losing their virginity.
I'm a virgin and most likely always will be.
I wouldn't mind having sex just to see what it's like but I would have to pay for it. And then there's that whole requires interaction with another person part of it. :/
VR looks interesting though.
I don't understand why people make such a big deal about losing their virginity.
I'm a virgin and most likely always will be.
I wouldn't mind having sex just to see what it's like but I would have to pay for it. And then there's that whole requires interaction with another person part of it. :/
VR looks interesting though.
freenudemacusers
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just get drunk and slutty at a bar, everything will work out
How About No
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Oh my
what
It's a publicity shot from the Christmas episode of House of Fools, an incredibly surreal sitcom-pastiche starring Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer. The first series and this special should be available in all the usual places.
..fuck.
freenudemacusers
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you could start a gofundme to pay for the cost of an escort
CHEEZMO
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Maybe single women telepathically hear your GAF posts when they talk to you. Do you actually socialise with single women irl in the sort of environment relationships can begin/sex can happen?
Crash Station
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I say go the opposite direction and whore yourself out with Fiverr.
How About No
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$5 for anyone who wants to take my hairy butt! That actually sounds like a good value proposition
Frankensteiner
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No need to be all woe is me. Not all prostitutes have STDs, and you won't get one if you're not stupid and practice safe sex.. A lot of sex are just one time deals, virgin before so or not. You can avoid legal trouble if you're not stupid. And you won't get hooked on it if you have good will power.
I really don't see an issue aside from maybe hurt pride, which I imagine is already that way if you overvalue sex and have yet to have it. It really seems like you want to find intimacy more so than sex, which is very understandable and relatable. Yet at the same time you have a big issue with yet to have the act without intimacy. So unless you enjoy the misery you put on yourself and love to complain about it, I really don't see why you don't just get it over with and find an escort that fits what you're looking for.
Ummm no it isn't. They're right. You don't have to be sexy and mentally sane to have consensual sex.
Out of Working Order
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Well, as a 29 year old virgin, I can honestly say I'd rather have had sex throughout my 20's than become a wizard, no matter how powerful.
I don't feel like a sexual being, despite wanting to experience it. I feel irrelevant and broken. It's a natural, normal part of adult life. People explore their sexualities, and enjoy it. It's everywhere. For whatever reason, it's never happened for me. I am not ugly. I have never had a social life, which no doubt has played a huge role in my situation, and is also another reason why I feel so worthless and unfulfilled.
As far as I am concerned, there's only one thing to do at this point. Comments in threads like these along the lines of 'at 30, it's never going to happen for you' just add to the agony. 'Well, I have sex every month, so going 30 years is definitely wizardry' is just making a mockery of people like me. It's not funny, and it's a pretty horrible way to experience life. It's awful.
I don't feel like a sexual being, despite wanting to experience it. I feel irrelevant and broken. It's a natural, normal part of adult life. People explore their sexualities, and enjoy it. It's everywhere. For whatever reason, it's never happened for me. I am not ugly. I have never had a social life, which no doubt has played a huge role in my situation, and is also another reason why I feel so worthless and unfulfilled.
As far as I am concerned, there's only one thing to do at this point. Comments in threads like these along the lines of 'at 30, it's never going to happen for you' just add to the agony. 'Well, I have sex every month, so going 30 years is definitely wizardry' is just making a mockery of people like me. It's not funny, and it's a pretty horrible way to experience life. It's awful.
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