Morrigan Stark
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Gee, I wonder why...
That is awesome and badass. And I'm apparently disqualified? Dammit!I googled female wizard.
When you hit 30 as a virgin, you become a wizard. But what kind of wizard?
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If by dating, you mean dating, then no. If by dating, you mean making friendships with men...then no. Lol.
Hm... Telemancy, divination and animalist!
Though where is flying?
Freeza Under The Shower
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As a wizard of undisclosed prowess and abilities, I declare this forum to be officially cursed.
Get out, you fools! We'll man the gates!
juuuust after these last ten clickbait threads. Just hang on, almost done... ooh, updates on subbed threads..just hang ti- oh man that guy is SO WRONG, epic burn incoming, better fetch mah popcorn.
(South Park : the stick of truth was kind of depressing, in a way. )
Get out, you fools! We'll man the gates!
juuuust after these last ten clickbait threads. Just hang on, almost done... ooh, updates on subbed threads..just hang ti- oh man that guy is SO WRONG, epic burn incoming, better fetch mah popcorn.
(South Park : the stick of truth was kind of depressing, in a way. )
still waiting for that Fedora. I thought that came free with the wizard thing. Man, you guys fucking LIED to me all these years. Now what am I gonna tip? A cow? Oh wait that's actually a pretty valid alternative.
This spoiler publicly denounces the previous spoiler for being speciest
I love it. It makes me think of a certain lady with a heart of stone.
The meme fantastic
No I've never been in a relationship in the first place. I had really bad social anxiety for such a long time when I was younger, maybe like an 8.5/10 on severity, with it being like 3/10 now (you wouldnt be able to tell I had it). I was known as the funny guy in my group and it was probably a defense mechanism so people wouldn't get too close, so they never knew. Similar to how comedians are charismatic and funny, while having lots of problems in the background.
No offense taken on your last comment cause its right. Ive been to doctors and have tried all sorts of medications but with no success. I also figure theres no point in dating, at least currently, because I feel like it wouldn't be fair to the other person if Im not comfortable with being really close to someone. If anything positive has come out of this, its that I'm much less judgemental and entitled than I used to be, I accept that ultimately I'm responsible for the position I'm in. I try not to be a negative person around other people in real life too because nobody wants to be around someone like that.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Late Twenties/Early Thirties Virgins on GAF should just get down and dirty with each other
but I'm thinking there aren't enough women in this GAF sub-category for it to work out
The struggles for us both continues! :-(
...Well more with the former, less with the latter.
freenudemacusers
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your first job is rarely your dream job
The struggles for us both continues! :-(
...Well more with the former, less with the latter.
Haha well good luck. I'm done with it, I've long since stopped caring/realized I'm pretty much asexual, so I don't really care.
Haha well good luck. I'm done with it, I've long since stopped caring/realized I'm pretty much asexual, so I don't really care.
Nooooooo! People need to see your awesomeness though!
terrisus
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Haha well good luck. I'm done with it, I've long since stopped caring/realized I'm pretty much asexual, so I don't really care.
Nothing wrong with realizing you're pretty much asexual.
Cuddles are still awesome.
My thirst for cuddling is real >.>
Nah. None there anyway.
Gaf will continue to love you. <3
Does being asexual free up as much time as I imagine it does?
terrisus
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Definitely not.
Time spent arguing with spouse about sex.
Time spent being upset/depressed about the arguing.
Time spent at marriage counseling.
Time spent doing other sexual things to her.
Not to mention when we do have sex, it's generally an hour+ long process
(where, many times, nothing happens for me at the end anyway >.>)
Not to mention all the time spent on failed relationships and people not wanting to date me when I was younger.
Sectorseven
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For you asexuals, did you tell your parents? How did they react?
I imagine it's hard for a lot of people to comprehend.
I imagine it's hard for a lot of people to comprehend.
Eeeh. No need really.
No. I won't. It doesn't really matter. They know I'll never be in a relationship.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Are you asexual or not? Cause I still don't understand why you got married to your wife when it's very clear that you have extremely low or non-existent sex drive, and she... doesn't. I'm not saying sex is a be-all end-all state of affairs, but it seems to make the two of you really miserable.
evil solrac v3.0
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guys I don't want to get into the particulars of my life right now but let me just say this. for anyone giving up or not trying or not wanting to for whatever reason I didn't have my first serious relationship until I was 25 so do not give up hope. once you are with someone/ do the horizontal/vertical/upside-down mambo it gets better. and easier and more fun.
I truly do believe there is someone for everyone out there.
I truly do believe there is someone for everyone out there.
evil solrac v3.0
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Haha well good luck. I'm done with it, I've long since stopped caring/realized I'm pretty much asexual, so I don't really care.
no. you just haven't found the right person. that's what I believe anyway.
Hatty
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I can't have kids anyway so they don't really care
infinitys_7th
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I think they would understand more had I said I was gay in some ways (they are southern Christian conservatives); at least that is relatable. People have relationships, and physical attraction and sex is normally a big part of that. They bring it up almost every time I ask for advice on building relationships, so maybe I have a skewed view of the the importance people have on it. That left me confused for years until I just gave up for about half of college. Even after I figured myself out I am still lost, inept, and unlucky.
Of course, I do want a relationship and, based off prior experience, I know I can feel physical attraction to an small (fleeting) extent, usually after becoming emotionally attracted. If I was in a deep relationship I might be "normal" for all I know. That suggests I am a demisexual, but that is not fast label. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
We can talk again when I'm 50 and still alone and happy and maybe you'll believe me then.
Intheflorsh
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The wizard of loneliness.
We can talk again when I'm 50 and still alone and happy and maybe you'll believe me then.
Nah, Terrisus will be your cuddle buddy at that point. ;-D
terrisus
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Boo =(
Just because I don't want to have sex much, doesn't mean that I don't want to be loved =(
I'm very clingy and needy and affectionate in most every other way...
You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
This is what i'm talking about with YOU people. "i can get girls so why can't anyone else? He must be a fucking idiot loser with something wrong with him. Just talk to them!"
Yeah no it don't work that way. It's NOT as as simple as you're making it out to be. Every person is not the same. You must be drowning in the pussy huh?
But but but.......looks don't matter! I experienced something similar when i was with a friend. But it wasn't at a party. It was at a damn mall. Girl came up to him and grabbed him and said he was cute.
Like holy......what?????
you know, these days there is all kinds of stuff to show the normal people out there, that gays and lesbians do exist, but showing off the people, that within the normal people, there is a bunch unable to get this whole relationship thingy straight is still sort of a taboo.
when you tell gay friends that you never heard a relationship is pretty much the same as telling your parents that you are gay.
some care, some are scared that you are far-off a weirdo.
when you tell gay friends that you never heard a relationship is pretty much the same as telling your parents that you are gay.
some care, some are scared that you are far-off a weirdo.
Chainsawkitten
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Hm... Telemancy, divination and animalist!
Though where is flying?
You become an enchanter and enchant your broom with the air element, of course!
... or maybe that just turns it into a vacuum cleaner.
Caayn
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Frankensteiner
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Dude, put your dick away. Hitting on a girl online like that is weird.
Is it me or is claiming to be asexual the 2010's version of claiming you have depression? Not really based on anything but one's idea of themselves to cope with their problems without facing them and/or fishing for compliments?
Vermillion
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i think that's a pretty pointless thought exercise. Even if there's the rare case where that's true, it doesn't have enough value to expose that to make it worth showing disrespect to all the people who legitimately claim asexuality because they are. We need to respect that most people understand themselves enough to know precisely who they are.
It's not like asexuality is a pretend thing. It's a very real phenomenon that has been scientifically studied and it exists in a small percentage of people.
terrisus
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Frankensteiner
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A small percentage that happens to be a good number of posters on a videogame forum? Sure.
You're kind of a weak troll everywhere around these parts, so don't expect me to take you seriously.
Confirmation bias and correlation != causation.
It's better from a human perspective to take these sorts of claims seriously. People generally know who they are and the issues they're dealing with.
Crash Station
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A study in 2004 concluded it was 1% of the population, but that number was later believed to be way too low.
Gaf has nearly 150k members. How many would you say are in this thread that hasn't even reached 800 posts yet?
Frankensteiner
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I understand that asexuality exists, not denying that. But what it is can be used as a convenient scapegoat for your issues. And seeing as it's mostly been used in this forum as a means to seek attention, in threads that can be easily avoided I might add, makes me question it more.
Why yes, cause I'm a junior member who has lurked for months and barely posts since registration makes my opinion less valid. Thank you, I'll take your superiority in subjects involving sex as fact since you post and have been registered on a forum longer than I have. Makes complete sense.
Crash Station
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Whoa, that was not meant as a personal attack at all. I apologize if it came off that way.
It was just a comment on percentages that was brought up. My point was I don't think it's that outlandish to think the people in here identifying as asexual are telling the truth if we just base it on a numbers thing. Feel free to disagree.
Frankensteiner
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No offense taken.
I'm sure there are asexuals here, but I can't help but smell a whiff of bullshit when it's brought up by the same member everytime in threads about sex when it can be just be avoided. It's strange to me and reeks of attention seeking. I'm sure I can say that without coming off as controversial.
I had my say, no need to continue repeating myself.
I don't know how many people you've heard say it, but the rare times I've caught it are certainly in line with universal statistics on the issue.
But the point I'm making is that the skepticism really doesn't have a value in this case. In the rare case the person is making it up, then they are only hurting themselves. In the more likely case the person is being honest, they aren't being hurt until a bunch of people start making claims about who they are and how likely it is. That's a really hurtful thing to have people doubt your identity.
BackwardCap
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Intercourse more intense than kissing disgusts me. Took a while for my family to understand that, and my mom is a lesbian for crying out loud.
ShyGuy0504
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You know im watching Boyhood right now and like 2 hours in i just started to uncontrollable cry and realize if i were to have a kid right this moment it would be 20 when im 51. I am so fucked. Linklater played me like a fiddle. But seriously though suicide is coming quick for me.
Vermillion
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You're hurting yourself more than anyone. I imagine that you could meet success if you cut your bullshit. But you're content, so whatever.
EDIT: I'm not talking about the suicide comment.
ItWasMeantToBe19
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Threads like these are awesome at attracting people who are terrible.
Like this chucklefuck right here.
Hey, fuck you, you asshole. Cause that is what you are, an asshole, after all.
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