Saw someone playing it on my friends list, asked them if it was worth buying, they said yes, so I bought it knowing nearly nothing about it.
Oh, there's only this one tiny patch of land? Ah, no worries, i'm sure the game will open up and let me explore soon, this is probably just the tutorial section.
'Several hours later.'
YES! The gameplay area has upgraded to... an ever so slightly less small patch of land...
Well... okay I guess, it has been several hours though and I did pay full price for this, surely it can't all be about setting up homes for your Pinata's and building fences right?
'More time passes'
The 'garden' has upgraded fully and it's not only small but I realize that this is the WHOLE game, just tending to this miniscule little patch of land and making sure your Pinata's don't hurt each other or die....
Well I would be outraged except these things are just so darn cute! I even bred a super rare light blue bat Pinata, oh how I love him I think next I might... oh, what's this? A masked voodoo enemy come to destroy my hours and hours of careful gardening and Pinata rearing?
HA! Not a chance, let me just whack you with my only offensive weapon, the shovel and... it... it's not doing anything.
'whack' 'whack' WHACK'
NO! He's not dying! He's breaking up the pinata homes, he's killing them, they're killing each other, no, nooooo, NOOOOOO!
He eventually leaves, with my garden in utter ruin, even my beautiful shiny bat is dead...
Ah it's okay though, i'll just go back to a previous save and it'll all be alright... but wait... it autosaves... oh shit! 'Turns Xbox 360 off and on'
'prays the garden returns to the way it was before'
'it doesn't'
'cries'