Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
This is amazing. Someone get Moris to do live translation.
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TheBlackMarvel
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Loooool is that a show?
I just love the insane audacity of making a thread about how a game that you haven't played and isn't out has redeemed a company. What a fucking backfire
I wish DC had the balls to made a GL movie with him being completely awful.
TheBlackMarvel
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So apparently they've moved up the Age of Ultron release date in the UK. 
Getting laid off at work.
2nd day into Black history month brehs
what will tomorrow bring me
Think I'm about to join you bruh.
Got a meeting invitation for tomorrow titled "Duty Re-Alignment" which consists of me and my superiors.
If they were giving you the boot, that meeting would be for today.
I found out what it is to an extent.
I work for a Non-Profit who is partially federally funded. We received our budget for the year, and I guess my department has been overspending, so they're looking to re-align duties to spread some of the spending elsewhere... which can potentially suck.
Gordon Shumway
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Hit that Red Bull..
Coffee breh. Nectar of the gods.
this
i never thought shit of coffee til i started working 20 hour shifts at a desk. shit powers your soul like no energy drink can
i'm still partial to NOS or those white Monsters (zero carb ones I think) and the yellow rockstars are pretty legit too - but those kinda get you amped to do shit. if you want to do shit and/or survive, coffee is the key
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White and baby blue monsters are my favorite. 0 cal, no fuckin' sugars. The blue tastes like cotton candy. The white, like my ancestors. It's delish.
User 73706
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I've been living on coffee and java monsters for a good 3 or 4 years now. Never looked back. On an unrelated note, I'm also addicted to caffeine.
Concerta is pretty amazing too, if you can get your hands on it.
the most fuckass shit i've ever seen though was my old boss in the field
we found out we were supposed to 'support' 'training' of 'adjacent units' (guard bullshit from nothing) 12 hours prior, so this dude decides that he's going to run to the store and buy 100 5 hour energy shots
comes back, pours them all in a gallon sized container and tells us that no one is ever going to be more ready to defend freedom than he is
we found out we were supposed to 'support' 'training' of 'adjacent units' (guard bullshit from nothing) 12 hours prior, so this dude decides that he's going to run to the store and buy 100 5 hour energy shots
comes back, pours them all in a gallon sized container and tells us that no one is ever going to be more ready to defend freedom than he is
CrazyDogg77
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He trying to die
At what point did he hit hyperspeed?
didn't even need evac, he just ran across the fucking water back home
User 73706
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That's 500 hours of energy!
we wouldn't let him down it all at once lol
dude was still chugging every once in a while. he was still outside in the rain shadowboxing raindrops before the end of the day tho
LOL This is hilarious. Who is this stupid?
User 73706
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Someone should pull a Nightmare On Elm Street reboot and see how long you can go without sleep using energy drinks at recommended intervals (5-hour energy = 5 hours, etc) before micronaps and general insanity kick in.
User 73706
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J10's like that dude in Aesop's Fables that comes out to anecdotally explain the lesson and close out the happy ending, only he slaps you in the face and tells you to get your shit together
People asking simple shit they can answer for themselves really quickly annoys me.
You know those threads where somebody be like "Should I try 5 Guys Burgers and Fries?" I wanna grab niggas by throat and be like why are you crowd-sourcing opinions on hamburgers, just fucking eat one and if it isn't good at least you fucking fed yourself.
And then somebody in the Captain America thread was asking for somebody to link comparisons shots of his costumes across the movies. I felt like just linking to a Google image search result but I went and made a sandwich and forgot about it.
j10 is that dude that points out your girl is 6 months pregnant event though you only known her for 5
People are scared to try things out unless they already know it's 10/10. That is why I writeoff anyone's who's first suggestion for something to watch is The Wire or Breaking Bad. And if they suggest Arrow, they no longer exist to me
People are scared to try things out unless they already know it's 10/10. That is why I writeoff anyone's who's first suggestion for something to watch is The Wire or Breaking Bad. And if they suggest Arrow, they no longer exist to me
You kinda deserve it if you knocking up a jumpoff.
TheBlackMarvel
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I did something similar when I (foolishly) gave up drinking for a while. Was at a party and decided to see what would happen if I mixed 6 different energy drinks together.
Turns out not sleeping for three days is what happens. Worst part is, it's not like I wasn't tired, I just could not sleep.
Never touched energy drinks again.
Wait. Didn't they do that with the actual reboot already? Is my jokes meter broken with this Flu?
n00bsauce87
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Nancy did it with coffee in the original. Same thing more or less.
User 73706
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I'm saying in real life, lol. Just with the threat of Freddy getting you replaced by five-hour energy as the motivation to stay awake.
MHWilliams
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Let's be honest, Kyle is the only choice for well-adjusted Green Lantern. Man rolled with getting his girlfriend stuff in a fridge.
My heart couldn't take all of those stims. I'd rather have the movie life and challenge Freddy to a dance off. I'd die of exertion before he even had a chance to touch me. But i'd go out like this:
In other news. Dorritos are crazy good at letting you taste something while your entire body is aching with snot.
The whole GL corp is fucked from jump. Kyle is really the only choice. Notice shit was a lot quieter when he was the only one.
EscoBlades
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"The only man who can cum cool is Bill Cosby"
All the innuendos
Dude's Arnie impression is on point!
John's girl got a candygram decapitation and somehow doesn't hate Hal for having a Star Sapphire girlfriend, and has managed to keep it together.
Katma Tui. And then John getting blamed for what happens when a Guardian goes crazy and starts stealing cities from across the universe. John did the impossible, and actually made the shit work, but when everything goes up in green flames thanks to reasons *cough* Hal*cough*, John's rep takes the hit, plus he blames himself.
So far the only thing that lasts is John's rep looking like shit, he doesn't do the self-pity Peter Parker bit that often post-52. Doesn't see to be phased by basically making it through the 90s, probably because all the shit didn't happen to him.
What do all those fine ass alien women see in John?
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
FeenixRising
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This dude on Steve Wilkos knows he a cot damn child molester, over here stuttering and shit.
EDIT- yep, he a damn chester. He goin to jail.
EDIT- yep, he a damn chester. He goin to jail.
the Black men's reputation precedes him, even out into space.
Probably why he was followed around stores by Darkstars.
Angelus Errare
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Mickey Guyton, black female country singer. I don't mess with country so I haven't heard any of her music.
Someone let me know what she sounds like.
The only other black female country singer I know is Rissi Palmer...haven't heard her music either.
Someone let me know what she sounds like.
The only other black female country singer I know is Rissi Palmer...haven't heard her music either.
MikeBreezy92
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Why storm hating on pete?
She finds him annoying
Prototype Viktor
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