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[Coolwhip]

Having a huge dick isn't entirely great. Yeah, it's nice to boast about the size now and then, but when all you're remembered for is your dick, well, it really does begin to get depressi - ah, fuck it, who am I kidding? Having a big dick is great. Only problem is trying to find boxers that hold the beast comfortably.

I was just mocking his self pity, but eh it gave you a chance to brag too! Everybody wins.

 

[Tarkus]

Last year I was talking to a girl that I used to date that I haven't seen or talked to in 15 years, and that was one of the first things that she remembered and remarked about me.

>.>

"Hi terrisus! It's so good to see you! I remember that big huge cock you have. Oh, you're married now? Lucky girl."

 

[terrisus]

Seriously though, imagine not being hungry, and people constantly trying to make you eat.

Take into consideration sex isn't a very desirable thing for me, and then read my comments through that lens.

"Hi terrisus! It's so good to see you! I remember that big huge cock you have. Oh, you're married now? Lucky girl."

... That's actually pretty much how it went >.>

 

[DedValve]

Can somebody measure the average with a coke bottle for size reference?

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

Sorry, only 6 pages so far :þ

I........I guess, if you rock the inferior 100 posts per page

#Team50posts

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Seriously though, imagine not being hungry, and people constantly trying to make you eat.

Take into consideration sex isn't a very desirable thing for me, and then read my comments through that lens.





... That's actually pretty much how it went >.>

So how big are you?

 

[terrisus]

I........I guess, if you rock the inferior 100 posts per page

#Team50posts

What can I say?
I go big >.>

 

[Symphonia]

You understand the struggle <3

Dong bros 4 lyf.

I was just mocking his self pity, but eh it gave you a chance to brag too! Everybody wins.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

I saw, I conquered, I came.

 

[Captcha]

Self-selection bias. The 99% are ashamed to post.

Which is weird, if this were height everyone would be in here being like "5'7 ISN'T THAT SHORT, BRAH," but dick size is a strange beast. I'm not above insecurities though, so I won't rag too much.

However, not everybody is a size queen. That dude lamenting his 6 1/2 inch dick (lmao) needs to lay off the porn.

 

[Conor_Fool]

As soon as I saw "penis" in the thread title I figured it would be 10+ pages of everyone being miraculously above average

To be fair, people that have small dicks are much less likely to post than vice versa. I am just having a hard time believing that the average is just 5 inches..

 

[Coolwhip]

So how big are you?

Inb4PM.

#creepGAF

 

[terrisus]

So how big are you?

Never measured actually, I'm in the "Why would you want to get yourself erect and jab a ruler up against yourself?" camp :þ

Just going off feedback from a variety of people at a variety of times >.>

 

[terrisus]

Dong bros 4 lyf.


I came, I saw, I conquered.

I saw, I conquered, I came.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Vidi, Vici, Veni

<3

 

[MikeyB]

Just going off feedback from a variety of people at a variety of times >.>

In my experience, all women will say that you're big. It's just something that girlfriends say.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Seriously though, imagine not being hungry, and people constantly trying to make you eat.

Take into consideration sex isn't a very desirable thing for me, and then read my comments through that lens.





... That's actually pretty much how it went >.>

You should go on the Big Dick Forums then. It's an interesting place where all they do is complain about what big dicks they have.

 

[terrisus]

In my experience, all women will say that you're big. It's just something that girlfriends say.

Including well after we broke up/when we were with other people.

Spoiler

Also my wife using it as a complaint, rather than an encouragement >.>

 

[Outtrigger888]

100% I thought I was average :/

 

[Makai]

Never measured actually, I'm in the "Why would you want to get yourself erect and jab a ruler up against yourself?" camp :þ

Just going off feedback from a variety of people at a variety of times >.>

Measure right now.

WWW.iruler.net

 

[Dorsal Axe]

There's no way 6 inches is actually that rare, right? That seems crazy.

If I've learned one thing, it's that people are notoriously bad at estimating and properly measuring penis size. Or they lie.

I mean, there are plenty of big dicks out there. Just that the perceived scale is way off, as this study shows.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I wonder if random strangers talk about penis this much before the Internet.

 

[terrisus]

Measure right now.

WWW.iruler.net

BRB, sticking my penis up against a laptop screen...

Oh, wait >.>

 

[Coolwhip]

I wonder if random strangers talk about penis this much before the Internet.

Well, how would that work? You would have to yell on the streets "My wang is big lelelelelel"

 

[Captcha]

I wonder if random strangers talk about penis this much before the Internet.

You know they did.

 

[Dennis]

So I guess we are the big dick forum, huh guys?

 

[Symphonia]

Measure right now.

I'm on my mobile (Galaxy S5) so that won't work for me. But I can tell you, the ruler is nowhere near big enough to measure me. And thats 7 inches.

 

[Tarkus]

So I guess we are the big dick forum, huh guys?

Yup.
*pops collar*

 

[RedToad64]

The title makes it sound like they found the answer with a microscope or something.

 

[Phlebas]

So I guess we are the big dick forum, huh guys?

unless I missed the posts where people posted picture proof, I highly doubt it.

 

[GringoSuave89]

wat? I'm in the top bracket?

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

The title makes it sound like they found the answer with a microscope or something.

Wow! What a perfectly normal penis! I'd say it's the most normal one ever seen!

 

[Madao]

do these damn scientists have to remind me that i drew the bad numbers from the genetics lottery so often?

 

[Coolwhip]

wat? I'm in the top bracket?

We all are on GAF, you're late to the party man.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

unless I missed the posts where people posted picture proof, I highly doubt it.

According to this study 6 inches is considered big. Would you say its big or above average in your humble opinion?

 

[Coffee Dog]

Well, how would that work? You would have to yell on the streets "My wang is big lelelelelel"

Actually, ancient graffiti is pretty much 4chan. It's all cock jokes and calling people motherfuckers.

 

[AllIsOneIsNone]

Thread title is funny, it makes it look like the scientists stumbled upon a discovery of the average penis size.

 

[FallingEdge]

New extend of girth and flaccid.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Is a prehensile penis a thing?

 

[besada]

GAF, where everyone has a 9" member, makes 90K per year, and tips 50% on everything they buy.

GAF, where few people seem to understand self-selecting reporting.

 

[Phlebas]

According to this study 6 inches is considered big. Would you say its big or above average in your humble opinion?

Above average.

I consider 7 in+ to be big

 

[Coffee Dog]

Yeah, 7 and up is "big", the 6 range is just above average.

Measure right now.

WWW.iruler.net

I actually can't use this, it out measures my phone slightly.

Spoiler

galaxy note 4 lol

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Above average.

I consider 7 in+ to be big

Then why do I feel small in the locker rooms?

 

[davepoobond]

What happened to the 101 percentile? I don't know where I go now

 

[Phlebas]

Then why do I feel small in the locker rooms?

low self-esteem, you can always ask the guy next to you if he wants to compare sizes

 

[Captcha]

Then why do I feel small in the locker rooms?

What kind of answer do you expect from anyone? It's in your head. Most importantly, nobody gives a shit about your dick in the locker room. Save it for whoever you're trying to bang.

 

[Tarkus]

What happened to the 101 percentile? I don't know where I go now

 

[Lovely Salsa]

low self-esteem, you can always ask the guy next to you if he wants to compare sizes

Nah, I never give a rats ass about my penis size

I just tell it how I see it

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

What happened to the 101 percentile? I don't know where I go now

You mean the wonderful 101?

Pretty sure the universe prolapsed in their presence, and not they're crushed to a singularity in the black holes their awesome girth left behind.

 

[Coffee Dog]

Nah, I never give a rats ass about my penis size

I just tell it how I see it

Do you live in Sweden?

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Do you live in Sweden?

Yes

I know swedes are well hung

 

[Captcha]

Do you live in Sweden?

Yes

I know swedes are well hung

So, y'all are consistently amongst the tallest, most educated, happy and have big dicks? I need to move.