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Scientists find normal penis size - NeoGAF members statistical anomaly

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terrisus

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Well if you're finger popping someone you don't typically jam your finger as deep as possible to hit the back of the vag. You hook your fingers and give that "come hither" motion, CLOP CLOP CLOP

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I think girth is as equally important as length. A meaty 6.5" would be better than a slim 7.5"

BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
 

Sheroking

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lol how is that supposed to make anyone feel better, you just said all the women you've spoken to about this have said its bs that women derive the most pleasure from the first 3"?

It's actually true that most of feeling is derived from the first few inches of the vagina. It's just, orgasms aren't just physical, they're also mental.

In a study I once read, gay men WAY more than straight women reported caring about penis size. With anal sex, all of the physical pleasure is derived from the nerve endings on the sphincter and with the stimulation of the prostate, less than 3 inches in.

Call it the Lingerie effect. Not practically useful, but a major turn on, and that helps the experience.
 

glow

Banned
lol how is that supposed to make anyone feel better, you just said all the women you've spoken to about this have said its bs that women derive the most pleasure from the first 3"?

Unless I'm misunderstanding you?

Well, it is true that the nerve endings are mostly in the first 3"... She'll be moaning and having orgasms even if you're short, probably. Or she could be a pound-me-until-my-cervix-hurts kinda girl.. in which case she'll need a 7"+ dick. Depends on the girl and how she likes it I guess.

Well if you're finger popping someone you don't typically jam your finger as deep as possible to hit the back of the vag. You hook your fingers and give that "come hither" motion, CLOP CLOP CLOP

I think girth is as equally important as length. A meaty 6.5" would be better than a slim 7.5"

Agree with everything you said and lol @ CLOP CLOP CLOP
 

Soodanim

Gold Member
They measured by pushing down against the bone and the average length was still only 5.16cm? Someone made a mistake there, that's wildly below everything else anyone has ever seen ever, including measurements by doctors/nurses. Girth average seems about right, though. I've always read that it's between 4.5 and 5" depending on country.
 
They measured by pushing down against the bone and the average length was still only 5.16cm? Someone made a mistake there, that's wildly below everything else anyone has ever seen ever, including measurements by doctors/nurses. Girth average seems about right, though. I've always read that it's between 4.5 and 5" depending on country.

According to the OP this is based on 17 other studies so I doubt someone made a mistake with measuring.
 

terrisus

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They measured by pushing down against the bone and the average length was still only 5.16cm? Someone made a mistake there, that's wildly below everything else anyone has ever seen ever, including measurements by doctors/nurses. Girth average seems about right, though. I've always read that it's between 4.5 and 5" depending on country.

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Also note - from the looks of things, this was a meta-analysis.
Which means the study mentioned in the OP didn't actually do any penis measuring - they just analysed other studies that had measured penises.
 

Captcha

Member
Forgive me, because even though I love dick, this thread is 11 pages long, but has there a study somewhere that has published the mode rather than the mean? From, ahem, experience, maybe the gays are packing. 6+ inches can't be that rare... is something dragging the average down?
 

Annubis

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Define flaccid.

I just got out of the pool flaccid?
It's -30°C outside flaccid?
I just had sex 23 times in the last 4 days flaccid?
Some ugly dude in a trench coat wants to touch my penis and I'm seriously not looking forward to it flaccid?

Flaccid is so hard to gauge due to the 'varieties' of it.
 
Well, it is true that the nerve endings are mostly in the first 3"... She'll be moaning and having orgasms even if you're short, probably. Or she could be a pound-me-until-my-cervix-hurts kinda girl.. in which case she'll need a 7"+ dick. Depends on the girl and how she likes it I guess.



Agree with everything you said and lol @ CLOP CLOP CLOP

ohh okay I understand now. I thought maybe you were being sarcastic since you made that remark that all the women you've asked about this information said it was b.s. but that was just anecdotal I guess.

I was just confused, I wasn't trying to be a dick about it.
 
Define flaccid.

I just got out of the pool flaccid?
It's -30°C outside flaccid?
I just had sex 23 times in the last 4 days flaccid?
Some ugly dude in a trench coat wants to touch my penis and I'm seriously not looking forward to it flaccid?

Flaccid is so hard to gauge due to the 'varieties' of it.

Post-sex, look in the mirror and 'mire flaccid?
 

terrisus

Member
Define flaccid.

I just got out of the pool flaccid?
It's -30°C outside flaccid?
I just had sex 23 times in the last 4 days flaccid?
Some ugly dude in a trench coat wants to touch my penis and I'm seriously not looking forward to it flaccid?

Flaccid is so hard to gauge due to the 'varieties' of it.

That one >.>
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Another thing to feel self conscious about I guess. Has there been any study on whether weight gain has an effect on penis size? Because it makes me wonder if they used guys from all weight ranges or not.

I recall reading that for every 15-20 pounds overweight you are, you "lose" 1/4" of length (it's hidden under the fat). However, obesity does adversely effect erections in various ways.
 
Awesome. Sounds like I'm normal! All the while, I thought I was below.

I show next to nothing while flaccid, and don't even need to hold it to pee (yay). However, I'm a grower, lol.
 

Soodanim

Gold Member
I'm glad racist stereotypes are alive and well. Do you have any more you'd like to throw out about other minorities?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
 

Captcha

Member
I read the thread, good times. I'm here to brag about my dick, AMA.

Also, I didn't see Ratsky. Ratsky baby, are you ok? Please post if you're ok.
 

etrain911

Member
I've never measured. I never have a measuring tool on-hand and usually if I'm erect, I'm not thinking about how big it is.
 
I've never had any complaints, and that's what matters. I'm always told it's big, but you have to kind of take that with a grain of salt because what the hell else is a girl going to tell you when you're getting each other off?

Also, varies by level of excitement. I would think the study is affected by how aroused someone can get in laboratory conditions versus the heat of the moment.
 

SmokeMaxX

Member
What does one country have to do with all Asians? Also a large percentage of Indians are Eurasian due to the European influence on India's history. And finally, I believe there was a study that linked diet and environment as larger factors to these sorts of things than race. That is to say- many Asian countries are impoverished and consume a large amount of soy which spikes estrogen levels. People in the same environments with the same diets tend to have the same distribution of body dimensions (including penis size).
 

terrisus

Member
I'm always told it's big, but you have to kind of take that with a grain of salt because what the hell else is a girl going to tell you when you're getting each other off?

Last year I was talking to a girl that I used to date that I haven't seen or talked to in 15 years, and that was one of the first things that she remembered and remarked about me.

>.>
 

Artofwar420

Member
I don't do it too often, but when I masturbate I basically set aside a chunk of time for it. I have to shower well afterwards, and have a process I go through.

Gotcha. I used to be a bit squeamish about my own jazz, but now I just say whateves and jazz all over my hands and if I'm about to do laundry I just let it land on my shirt/shorts. It feels freeing somehow.
 
Gotcha. I used to be a bit squeamish about my own jazz, but now I just say whateves and jazz all over my hands and if I'm about to do laundry I just let it land on my shirt/shorts. It feels freeing somehow.

I wish I was that free. Wet dreams make me want to wash all of my sheets ASAP, but not touch them. Heh.
 

Coolwhip

Banned
Meh.
Me talking about having a big penis is like someone with a big car who lives in an apartment in the city and walks to work >.>

Even while bragging about your dick in a GAFpenis thread you manage to feel sorry for yourself eh. That's impressive!
 

enigmatic_alex44

Whenever a game uses "middleware," I expect mediocrity. Just see how poor TLOU looks.
As soon as I saw "penis" in the thread title I figured it would be 10+ pages of everyone being miraculously above average
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Symphonia

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Even while bragging about your dick in a GAFpenis thread you manage to feel sorry for yourself eh. That's impressive!
Having a huge dick isn't entirely great. Yeah, it's nice to boast about the size now and then, but when all you're remembered for is your dick, well, it really does begin to get depressi - ah, fuck it, who am I kidding? Having a big dick is great. Only problem is trying to find boxers that hold the beast comfortably.
 

terrisus

Member
Having a huge dick isn't entirely great. Yeah, it's nice to boast about the size now and then, but when all you're remembered for is your dick, well, it really does begin to get depressi - ah, fuck it, who am I kidding? Having a big dick is great. Only problem is trying to find boxers that hold the beast comfortably.

You understand the struggle <3
 
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