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[davepoobond]

You mean the wonderful 101?

Pretty sure the universe prolapsed in their presence, and not they're crushed to a singularity in the black holes their awesome girth left behind.

So thats why girth is in the calculations for space-time

 

[Sevarus]

So glad that if I want a bigger dick, I can just go to the sex shop and buy one...

 

[Elitist1945]

In the 99%. Yay?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Why is the "Asians have tiny dicks" stereotype still so common? It's some dumb fucking shit that people should feel dumb for using.

 

[Phlebas]

I measure from my anus to the tip.

 

[glow]

Why is the "Asians have tiny dicks" stereotype still so common? It's some dumb fucking shit that people should feel dumb for using.

Japanese porn? ¯_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Uncle_Classy]

I can believe the length statistic. A little over 5 inches seems pretty normal. But over 5 inches in circumference being in the 95th percentile is just insane.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

So glad that if I want a bigger dick, I can just go to the sex shop and buy one...

That's like saying I love fleshlights because they're so much tighter. Nothing is going to outperform the warm fleshy goodness of the real deal, especially when they're connected to a living, breathing, conscious being.

I measure from my anus to the tip.

Well, that's one way to reach average status.

 

[Sevarus]

That's like saying I love fleshlights because they're so much tighter. Nothing is going to outperform the warm fleshy goodness of the real deal, especially when they're connected to a living, breathing, conscious being.

Well, that's one way to reach average status.

Lol, I'll pass on that "warm fleshy goodness," thanks.

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

I don't know where my penis ends and gaf begins.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

Lol, I'll pass on that "warm fleshy goodness," thanks.

Well, since you seem to be dancing around it, what's your orientation?

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Lol, I'll pass on that "warm fleshy goodness," thanks.

Sounds like a breakfast cereal.

 

[Sevarus]

Well, since you seem to be dancing around it, what's your orientation?

I'm a lesbian. I was making a strap-on reference. I guess I'm not much of a comedian.

 

[Phlebas]

That's like saying I love fleshlights because they're so much tighter. Nothing is going to outperform the warm fleshy goodness of the real deal, especially when they're connected to a living, breathing, conscious being.

Well, that's one way to reach average status.

/I'm 14 and this is funny

 

[Cooter]

I'm a lesbian. I was making a strap-on reference. I guess I'm not much of a comedian.

I think everyone understood that right away. I'm with you. Women are way better!

 

[Unbounded]

My dick is too big.

I kinda wish there was a way to make sure that when it grew it grew a cm or two shorter.

 

[LyleLanley]

I measure from my anus to the tip.

I measure from the base of my penis to the tip and then back down the other side.

 

[Lamel]

You know they did.

LOL

 

[terrisus]

I think everyone understood that right away. I'm with you. Women are way better!

Cooter
Lacks the power of instantaneous movement

 

[MIMIC]

As soon as I saw "penis" in the thread title I figured it would be 10+ pages of everyone being miraculously above average

Well it should go without saying for anyone black =p

 

[Red]

Can somebody measure the average with a coke bottle for size reference?

Just test with a toilet paper roll.

 

[Unbounded]

Just test with a toilet paper roll.

If that's all the toilet paper you get you got ripped off.

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

I'm a lesbian. I was making a strap-on reference. I guess I'm not much of a comedian.

Well, you're not attracted to men in general, of course you're going to prefer a toy that removes the pesky problem of what's at the other end of it. But that doesn't negate the inherent superiority of a god given tool versus a synthetic approximation. I mean, would you ever accept a pocket pussy as a reasonable substitute for the vagina of the woman you love?

/I'm 14 and this is funny

My apologies. I guess I failed to match the gravity of your comment about measuring from the anus, in all its mature subtlety and graceful circumspection.

 

[Red]

If that's all the toilet paper you get you got ripped off.

Yes, that's all the toilet paper I got for my money, to supply my dank-ass dungeon restroom.

 

[mickcenary]

Wow. Weird. I reckon my flaccid bro is no more than half the size of my erect bro. I'm the epitome of a grower.

Either way, I'm average to slightly-above-average, I think.

I'll never be a member of the Gaf Gaggers

 

[Red]

Wow. Weird. I reckon my flaccid bro is no more than half the size of my erect bro. I'm the epitome of a grower.

Either way, I'm average to slightly-above-average, I think.

I'll never be a member of the Gaf Gaggers

Are you saying you have measured your brother's penis

 

[Unbounded]

Yes, that's all the toilet paper I got for my money, to supply my dank-ass dungeon restroom.

I'm so sorry. The struggle is real.

 

[terrisus]

Yes, that's all the toilet paper I got for my money, to supply my dank-ass dungeon restroom.

So, the point of my story? Don't take a piss in University Hall.

>.>

 

[Rooth]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

http://www.salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/

 

[Cooter]

Wow. Weird. I reckon my flaccid bro is no more than half the size of my erect bro. I'm the epitome of a grower.

Either way, I'm average to slightly-above-average, I think.

I'll never be a member of the Gaf Gaggers

Is this a club that people need to gag on your manhood to be a part of or simply one where you do the gagging yourself? I'd say anything over 6 will make it likely that your partner will gag if desired.

 

[Red]

I'm so sorry. The struggle is real.

The struggle to fit my huge member through that tube, maybe. I like to just keep the tubes on and add more as time goes on. My little Kayan Lahwi.

 

[Red]

>.>

Look at this trove, treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?

 

[Sevarus]

Well, you're not attracted to men in general, of course you're going to prefer a toy that removes the pesky problem of what's at the other end of it. But that doesn't negate the inherent superiority of a god given tool versus a synthetic approximation. I mean, would you ever accept a pocket pussy as a reasonable substitute for the vagina of the woman you love?

You're uh... not understanding what I meant, I think. I'm not even sure how to respond lol

 

[Oblong Schlong]

Hahaha, GAF talking about penis size.

How are you measuring? By comparing side-by-side with your Amiibos? lol

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

You're uh... not understanding what I meant, I think. I'm not even sure how to respond lol

In earnest? I won't bite.

Hahaha, GAF talking about penis size.

How are you measuring? By comparing side-by-side with your Amiibos? lol

It's long like Donkey Kong.

Weirdly enough, I think gamers have genitals.

 

[esms]

The struggle to fit my huge member through that tube, maybe. I like to just keep the tubes on and add more as time goes on. My little Kayan Lahwi.

Has your dick recovered, bro?

 

[NaM]

I don't know what to say for you guys. I'm so sorry.

 

[Red]

Has your dick recovered, bro?

It's all good man.

 

[Coolwhip]

In earnest? I won't bite.



It's long like Donkey Kong.

Weirdly enough, I think gamers have genitals.

For a lot of gamers they are still in mint condition and in their original packaging though #sickburn

 

[terrisus]

Hahaha, GAF talking about penis size.

How are you measuring? By comparing side-by-side with your Amiibos? lol

Oblong Schlong
Member

I don't know what to say for you guys. I'm so sorry.

NaM
Does not have twelve inches...

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

For a lot of gamers they are still in mint condition and in their original packaging though #sickburn

But there's no aftermarket on eBay.

 

[Kurt Angle]

I need to get errect to measure

someone help

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Hahaha, GAF talking about penis size.

How are you measuring? By comparing side-by-side with your Amiibos? lol

Henceforth, we shall refer to our peni as Salamiibos.

 

[CrocMother]

Measure from just behind the butthole, right?

 

[glow]

Hahaha, GAF talking about penis size.

How are you measuring? By comparing side-by-side with your Amiibos? lol

Making fun of GAF whilst browsing and posting on GAF. Huh.

 

[Beaniedude]

Like hell those numbers are right.

 

[Phlebas]

In earnest? I won't bite.



It's long like Donkey Kong.

Weirdly enough, I think gamers have genitals.

So below average then.

 

[Makai]

My dick is as long as the distance between my wrist and the tip of my middle finger. Knowing this distance has made measuring everyday objects easy when a ruler isn't handy.

 

[alejob]

Flaccid is so hard to meassure(LOL, no reverse pun intended). At least for me it can go from small to medium depending on many factors. Seems like cold temperatures and working out makes it shrink the most.

I'm probably average :\