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To begin Sony's conference, Mark Cerny walks out on stage to a 15 minute standing ovation... As the ovation dies down, "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye starts to play on the loud speakers, as he proceeds to take 8 minutes to remove his lavender plaid button down long sleeve Polo shirt to cheers and chants from the crowd... Three crying and screaming women need to be removed from the front row, as they reach and grab at the aura surrounding Cerny's presence..
As Cerny finally gets off his shirt, it reveals The Last Guardian tattooed on his chest... The convention center goes wild.... Screams are heard throughout E3 as a crowd starts to build at the back doors, curious as to what is happening... Cerny then slowly turns around to reveal Knack 2 tattooed on his back as bedlam ensues... Hip Hop Gamer thrusts his title belt to the heavens as he and Adam Boyes exchange what is later known as "the chest bump heard around the world.". The remaining women are left in puddles, lying in the fetal position on the grimy convention center floor... Grown men are witnessed, in tight embrace, tearfully admitting all their sins and darkest secrets to one another..
Cerny slowly walks off stage without even a smirk, but makes sure to make eye contact with every person left standing...Sony's press conference continues for 2 more hours but nobody ever remembers any of it...
One game per big IP?Sony announcing TLG and HL3 as exclusives for the PS4, and then they end it with Crash bandicoot from ND getting announced by Jack who then announce his return to SCEA just before he close with a gift as PS VITA 2 coming Q1 2016 with actual support from the biggest IPs that Sony has
This thread needs some hot sauce.
Paging Verendus, GopherD and a wild CBOAT.
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Originally Posted by Verendus
It's nothing like those, they're all Sega productions (I don't even know what Miku is, first I'm hearing of it).
If I break down what I know of certain upcoming titles in terms of genres:
4 RPGs (this includes the announced Bloodborne)
3 TPS (this includes The Order and Uncharted 4)
3 Horror (this includes Until Dawn)
3 Action/Adventure (all unannounced, one will be the GOW shake-up)
3 Platformers (includes LBP3 and Tearaway)
1 Arcade racer (unannounced)
1 Stealth (unannounced)
1 Brawler (unannounced - think like that old PS1 game Fighting Force)
1 Fighter (unannounced)
The Sony/Capcom and Sony/Sega projects fit into those. I would personally put Bloodborne into Action/Adventure but GAF has always referred to Demon's Souls and Dark Souls as RPGs (I wouldn't really know since I never played them), so I've been following suit pretty much whenever I talk about it.
SOCOM HD
I wonder what we can cross off from what Verendus said
4 RPGs (this includes the announced Bloodborne)
3 TPS (this includes The Order and Uncharted 4)[+Drawn to Death]
3 Horror (this includes Until Dawn)
3 Action/Adventure (all unannounced, one will be the GOW shake-up)
3 Platformers (includes LBP3 and Tearaway)
1 Arcade racer (unannounced)
1 Stealth (unannounced)
1 Brawler (unannounced - think like that old PS1 game Fighting Force)
1 Fighter (unannounced)[SFV]
This is good but you're missing one little thing.E3 rolls around, and Nintendo decides to forego the direct for a big conference like everyone else.
Reggie steps out first, and simply stares at everyone for 10 minutes smiling the entire time. Eventually this silence is broken by Reggie screaming "Tananana super fighting robot! Tananana..." and then the screen behind him lights up showing Capcom's logo. Nintendo has bought Capcom and its entire list of IPs. Street Fighter V, Dead Rising 3, Deep Down and so forth all coming to the Wii U. Megaman U announced, in which you fight every single one of the robot masters to eventually reach Wily Sigma, a fusion of the two biggest Megaman villains.
Afterwards Reggie steps back into the darkness and Iwata takes his place.
Iwata says he understands the frustration some Nintendo fans have suffered in the last few years and he's here to remedy that... with Ultra Smash Warrios. Based on the success of Hyrule Warriors, Koei Tecmo and Nintendo are partnering up again to bring you the entire cast of Smash Bros and then some into one Warriors game. We're teased with a clip of Captain Falcon fighting a horde of Goombas, Lizalfos and Meta Ridley, followed by him single handedly picking up the Great Fox and Falcon Punching it until it explodes into the crowd. Ultra Smash Warriors will release November 2015.
Surprisingly the clip continues as Falcon gets into his Blue Falcon and drives away into space. He is being chased by an Arwing, Samus' ship and a miniature Mario face planet. Pretty soon they reach a runway... just then Miyamoto comes out running in Falcons helmet and yells out in broken English F-Zero Unlimited coming tomorrow to stores worldwide.
Finally Reggie comes back out and the three together perform a sort of Ginyu Force pose as they announce a F2P Amiibo game.
It's Custom Robo. You obtain different parts for your robot based on the Amiibo you scan. We all watch in awe as we see a robot with Samus' armor, Link's Master Sword and Warios Hat fight another robot wielding Megaman's arm cannon, Peach's dress and Metaknights mask in glorious 1080p/60 fps.
They take a bow, and Wii Fit Trainer and Villager amiibos fall from the ceiling.
Well in a later post he said Sony/Capcom was Street Fighter V so there's the fighter, Drawn to Death is the third person shooter.
this is awesome lolMicrosoft: Every household in North America gets a free XBO as part of a new initiative with Barack Obama to promote the usefulness of the NSA in capturing terrorists and other undesirables. XBM (Xbox Mandate) will take effect immediately and come bundled with a mandatory, reworked Kinect sensor. Every XBO will come with an Xbox exclusive version of Bad Rats. This will take up the entirety of the conference until the end, where they leave you with one last surprise: Geoff Keighley officially becomes the Pope of America and declares Xbox the official religion. The crowd will erupt in tears, applause, audible praisings to multiple lawds, and the odd sudoku or two from heathens.
DMC5
- No pointless platforming.
Nope.DMC5 is announced at the Sony press conference. PS4/PC exclusive.
- Controls and camera based on DmC, mechanics based on DMC4 and expanded. All feedback from DmC Definitive Edition and DMC4SE in consideration.
- More aggressive and intelligent enemies and bosses, enemies as elaborate and well-designed as the ones in DMC1.
- Co-op mode, PvP mode, training mode/tutorial mode included. Every other mode from every DMC returns.
- No pointless platforming.
- The spectacle of Bayonetta, but with no QTEs, gimmicky segments or disruptive elements.
nintendo's E3 direct is seemingly accidentally replaced with an hour of hardcore pornography
Fallout 4 will be xbone/pc exclusive.
Nintendo jumps on the VR bandwagon, Only plays gameboy:
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