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[Horse Detective]

And that's why humor is the most important factor when you judge your comparability level with another person. Lol that was utterly harmless. She wasn't interested in you and that's why she dumped you. She just used that as an excuse. Could be unconsciously even to her.

Either quote bait or wow.

WOW.

 

[GameAddict411]

This reads like Michael Richards trying to describe why everyone was mad at him and why he quit comedy without mentioning that he said the N-word on stage.

perfectly sums up my feelings lol. I feel like the OP left out a major detail or two.

edit: I saw the real reason lol.

 

[Ran rp]

you know what to do op

 

[TimeEffect]

I am crying of laughter.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Did I just read this title

it's a mod edit

I preferred the original, makes for a nice twist.

 

[Aeriscloud]

Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

Look, if I deserved the breakup over that comment. That obviously was stupid, inappropriate go ahead and tear me apart. I want to know if it was justified for her to breakup over that comment.

To be 100% clear nothing ever happened between me and my cousin in any sexual mamer

 

[Replicant]

LOL. My reaction exactly.

OP, if you don't find your GF to be more sexually attractive than your cousin, then I can understand why she doesn't want to be the spare tyre that you keep in case you can't get something better.

 

[Horse Detective]

it's a mod edit

I preferred the original, makes for a nice twist.

Second this,

The best part of this thread is scrolling to see the joke. The title ruins it!

 

[16BitNova]

Dude. Your cousin though. Really?

I mean I have good looking cousins and all. But not even in my drunkest of drunk would I "joke" like that with any of them.

 

[FZZ]

All the reaction gifs in the world can't compare to what you did to your ex OP. You called your cousin, a family member, more sexually attractive than her. You basically said you would fuck your cousin over the girl you've lived with for 8 months, the girl who took you into her home, had you meet her mom and kids, and most importantly was planning on living the rest of her life with. What you said probably fucked her up a lot more than you think.

Haha and this is 8 months after you emotionally hurt her as well. Dude you should've groveled in front of her and begged for forgiveness she gave you too many second chances.

 

[kamakazi5]

OP you goofed

LMAO, he should get a tag that links to his post and this picture.

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Maeby this thread wasn't a good idea, OP.

I think we should discuss the OP's attitude in a new thread. It's a much more convenient way to tell you how more attractive you are than him discuss his relationship skills.

 

[theWB27]

And that's why humor is the most important factor when you judge your comparability level with another person. Lol that was utterly harmless. She wasn't interested in you and that's why she dumped you. She just used that as an excuse. Could have been done unconsciously, even to her.

I'm not interested in you, but please move into MY house and lets maintain a relationship anyway.

 

[Wazzy]

And that's why humor is the most important factor when you judge your comparability level with another person. Lol that was utterly harmless. She wasn't interested in you and that's why she dumped you. She just used that as an excuse. Could have been done unconsciously, even to her.

Do you find your cousins sexually attractive too?

 

[TCRS]

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

jesus

 

[Makai]

I knew the joke was going to be good.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i really want to know what could have been said between the cousin and gf after the 'joke'. op please illuminate. how many times have you told your cousin how sexy she is. real talk.

 

[Damaniel]

To be fair OP, you should have left her after she went through your stuff. People who do that can't be trusted.

The end. I can't trust a person who doesn't trust me enough to avoid looking at my shit. Same goes for trading social media passwords - that's your shit, not hers.

 

[Razmos]

Second this,

The best part of this thread is scrolling to see the joke. The title ruins it!

I third this, that twist has already become my favourite moment on GAF so far and I think everyone should experience its beauty.

 

[The Lamp]

Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

Look, if I deserved the breakup over that comment. That obviously was stupid, inappropriate go ahead and tear me apart. I want to know if it was justified for her to breakup over that comment.

To be 100% clear nothing ever happened between me and my cousin in any sexual mamer

It's not as bad as I was expecting, but think of it this way. She probably interpreted it as
"he thinks even his cousin is more attractive than me "

That can be taken as pretty hurtful.

 

[illmatic22]

GAF was originally founded by Shelbyville Manhattan

 

[Northeastmonk]

I remember buying a pack of smokes from a Tobacco Hut and it was early in the morning. The guy looked at me and said, "nothing better than waking up to a naked girl in your bed". I didn't think much about it, but...

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's not as bad as I was expecting, but think of it this way. She probably interpreted it as
"he thinks even his cousin is more attractive than me "

That can be taken as pretty hurtful.

well, how else can " And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL" be taken?

really the only way this could be worse is if this was directed at his sister.

 

[The Lamp]

well, how else can " And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL" be taken?

As a stupid, harmless joke. But obviously she took it personally, probably in the way I said.

By worse, I expected something dirtier and thus even more awkward.

 

[Zukuu]

Do you find your cousins sexually attractive too?

The question is, would she have broke up with him if it was just a random girl? So if yes, does it matter? I mean it was a harmless tease, so I don't get the fuss.

I don't know any cousins.

 

[Josh with a J]

So are you going to get with your cousin now or wut

 

[The Beard]

Second this,

The best part of this thread is scrolling to see the joke. The title ruins it!

Yes.

I was like, no joke can be that bad. I have to see what he said.

*scrolls down, sees "joke"*

U Said Wot M8 ? To your cousin ? At 3am while drunk ?

 

[N.Domixis]

Brah, no worries, think of it this way, you now have more time to play video games.

 

[Horse Detective]

As a stupid, harmless joke. But obviously she took it personally, probably in the way I said.

By worse, I expected something dirtier and thus even more awkward.

The question is, would she have broke up with him if it was just a random girl? So if yes, does it matter? I mean it was a harmless tease, so I don't get the fuss.

I don't know any cousins.

What a fucking weird, apathetic pair of viewpoints.

This doesn't come off as harmless at all.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

i really want to know what could have been said between the cousin and gf after the 'joke'. op please illuminate. how many times have you told your cousin how sexy she is. real talk.

Rereading the OP, I'm starting to get this creeping feeling about this conversation as well (between the GF and cousin). She didn't just read your FB post, she had a convo with this person; they came to an understanding. Unless you meant to type something else?

Have you spoken with your cousin since this incident? Did she back you up saying it was just a joke? Or did she tell your gf that you'd been pulling this shit for years and that she should bail?

The question is, would she have broke up with him if it was just a random girl? So if yes, does it matter? I mean it was a harmless tease, so I don't get the fuss.

I don't know any cousins.

If it was any random girl that he was thirsting after and trying to friend at 3AM, the OP would have no legs to stand on.

 

[Magwik]

And that's why humor is the most important factor when you judge your comparability level with another person. Lol that was utterly harmless. She wasn't interested in you and that's why she dumped you. She just used that as an excuse. Could have been done unconsciously, even to her.

 

[terrisus]

Well, that was a quick topic title change... >.>

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I'd leave someone for actually verbalizing that but I wouldn't leave them for thinking it.

 

[Replicant]

This thread is gonna be the death of me. Been going through past comments...omg, I can't stop cackling, XD

 

[freenudemacusers]

As a stupid, harmless joke. But obviously she took it personally, probably in the way I said.

By worse, I expected something dirtier and thus even more awkward.

well, his past jokes to the cousin could have been significantly worse. we'll probably never know, though.

but uhhh i think most people would be skeeved out if you drunk message a cousin, with whom you have not been in contact for a significant amount of time, and tell them how they are comparatively more sexy. 'joke' or not.

Rereading the OP, I'm starting to get this creeping feeling about this conversation as well (between the GF and cousin). She didn't just read your FB post, she had a convo with this person; they came to an understanding. Unless you meant to type something else?

Have you spoken with your cousin since this incident? Did she back you up saying it was just a joke? Or did she tell your gf that you'd been pulling this shit for years and that she should bail?



If it was any random girl that he was thirsting after and trying to friend at 3AM, the OP would have no legs to stand on.

seriously lol. op has yet to address the previous jokes/history. mods help.

 

[Dennis]

GAF is all about the cousins tonight.

Why can't I hold all these cousinfus?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

Look, if I deserved the breakup over that comment. That obviously was stupid, inappropriate go ahead and tear me apart. I want to know if it was justified for her to breakup over that comment.

To be 100% clear nothing ever happened between me and my cousin in any sexual mamer

 

[BIGWORM]

Oh that mod edit!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

 

[Oxn]

As a stupid, harmless joke. But obviously she took it personally, probably in the way I said.

By worse, I expected something dirtier and thus even more awkward.

You sound like those prank channel folks.

"Hey, as long as we yell out it was a prank at the end of the video, everything should be OK"

 

[Kronotech]

Don't give up, OP. I'm sure you have other cousins that would go for it.

 

[Horse Detective]

So who is looking forward to the Sunhi gif?

 

[RyanDG]

well, his past jokes to the cousin could have been significantly worse. we'll probably never know, though.

but uhhh i think most people would be skeeved out if you drunk message a cousin, with whom you have not been in contact for a significant amount of time, and tell them how they are comparatively more sexy. 'joke' or not.


seriously lol. op has yet to address the previous jokes/history. mods help.

The fact that he felt the need to explain to his cousin why she should friend him tells me everything.

When you have to resort to explaining why you should be friends on facebook to family members, it generally means that at some point in the past, you did something that would make them not want to be your friend.

Which is likely the previous jokes.

I would wager a guess that they probably weren't well received in the past either, but she was likely too insecure to deal with the issue at the time and felt the need to play along with the OP in order to deal with her feelings of uncomfortably.

 

[Soulflarz]

it's a mod edit

I preferred the original, makes for a nice twist.

So, for those of us just joining you guys

What was the original one?

 

[-Gozer-]

You guy's are slacking.

 

[Quixzlizx]

I think the OP has been truthful, since both of them sound awful.

 

[Aselith]

didn't sex. I was hammered and attempted a joke to maybe flatter her or shock her. It was stupid and yes creepy i get that. But the history you dont know is that we would joke that way in the past. nothing ever amounted to it. I'm not that kind of person. But enough for my ex to break the relationship apart? shatter everything we planned?

A inappropriate joke like that? I might was well fucked another girl that night. the results would have been the same.

The difference here is that the joke you made was at the expense of your girlfriend. Why not just go "and because you're sexy" or hot or ANYTHING except throwing your girlfriend under the bus. Why would your mind even go there?

I guess she doesn't like being demeaned by the deadbeat that moved from his parents house to her house. She's crazy that way.

 

[GavinGT]

Wow, OP. Your and idiot.

 

[Razmos]

So, for those of us just joining you guys

What was the original one?

I give up (on dating)

 

[Ashodin]

Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

Look, if I deserved the breakup over that comment. That obviously was stupid, inappropriate go ahead and tear me apart. I want to know if it was justified for her to breakup over that comment.

To be 100% clear nothing ever happened between me and my cousin in any sexual mamer

oh you totally fucked up hardcore. Like off the top rope.