In Tune of Mulan's "I'll Make a Man Out of You":
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Let's get down to
Squidness
To defeat
Bad Guys.
Did they send me
Octolings
When I asked for
Squids?
You're the
Unfreshest I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a
Squid
Out of you.
Tranquil as a
Saltspray
But on
Walleye within.
Once you find your
Splat Zone
You are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got
Freshness.
Somehow I'll make a
Squid
Out of you.
NotLiquid: I'm never gonna
Charge Special
Heng: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Jintor: Boy, was I a fool in
Mall for
painting walls
Kangi: This guy's got them scared to death
MouldyK: Hope he doesn't
Roll right through me
NotLiquid: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
BE A
SQUID
We must be swift as a coursing
Inkbrush
BE A
SQUID
With all the force of a great
Kraken
BE A
SQUID
With all the strength of a raging
Inkstrike
Mysterious as the
Green Striped Long Sleeve Tee!
Time is racing toward us
'til
Knockouts arrive.
Heed my every
Booyah
And you might
Stay Fresh.
You're unsuited for the
Splat of Zones
Go back to, Turf War you're through
How could I make a
Squid
Out of you?
BE A
SQUID
We must be swift as a coursing
Inkbrush
BE A
SQUID
With all the force of a great
Kraken
BE A
SQUID
With all the strength of a raging
Inkstrike
Mysterious as the
Pink-Shrimp Polo Tee!
BE A
SQUID
We must be swift as a coursing
Inkbrush
BE A
SQUID
With all the force of a great
Kraken
BE A
SQUID
With all the strength of a raging
Inkstrike
Mysterious as the
White Anchor T-Shirt!
Stay Fresh!