Gay marriage salt thread

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Meanwhile, Tails is really angry!

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Sonic should probably have a stern talk with him.

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Holy shit. The salt is real.
 
I genuinely wonder whether some people realize legalizing gay marriage isn't forcing everyone to enter a gay marriage.

To me it feels like, say in an MMO, you spend the requisite time and put the effort into getting a nice piece of gear that represents a certain status. Then you see these noobs enter the game and somehow get it through a lottery or something (like FFXI used to do). Now the first player hates the second for having the piece of gear and the value as a status symbol, in the eyes of the player, is severely diminished due to a scrub getting it.

Think of marriage as the piece of gear. Since homophobes view same sex couples as sinners and degenerates and deviants, now that they can marry it severely diminishes the sanctity of their own marriage. It's like these people view marriage as an exclusive God sanctioned club and now all these gay people just burst through the door.

Just speculation and i'm sure there are many variants, but I think for most of them it really does come down to something as petty as that.
 
To me it feels like, say in an MMO, you spend the requisite time and put the effort into getting a nice piece of gear that represents a certain status. Then you see these noobs enter the game and somehow get it through a lottery or something (like FFXI used to do). Now the first player hates the second for having the piece of gear and the value as a status symbol, in the eyes of the player, is severely diminished due to a scrub getting it.

Think of marriage as the piece of gear. Since homophobes view same sex couples as sinners and degenerates and deviants, now that they can marry it severely diminishes the sanctity of their own marriage. It's like these people view marriage as an exclusive God sanctioned club and now all these gay people just burst through the door.

Just speculation and i'm sure there are many variants, but I think for most of them it really does come down to something as petty as that.

Keep in mind, a lot of religious zealots bash gays claiming they are 'promiscuous' and claiming they would never settle down and be monogamous. Seeing them get married flies in the face of that bash, and robs them of one of their justifications for discrimination.

Hence a lot felt a very vested interest in blocking them from marrying, and thus keep using gays as a scrapegoat.
 
Keep in mind, a lot of religious zealots bash gays claiming they are 'promiscuous' and claiming they would never settle down and be monogamous. Seeing them get married flies in the face of that bash, and robs them of one of their justifications for discrimination.

Hence a lot felt a very vested interest in blocking them from marrying, and thus keep using gays as a scrapegoat.

Yeah, good point.
 
Yay Kesha just performed a song at South Beach in Houston. Sounded really good but my video sucked lol. When is she making a new album? :/
 
Ah what the hell, can someone make each yellow part of Yusei´s hairdo into a gay themed avatar?

I think it might look awesome.

Thanks and congratulations to all of you.

Meanwhile, my country is only thinking about Avocados...
 
Guess the year a rebublican candidate would be elected as POTUS.

I wonder if its ever possible for a republican to be in office again.
The republican's ideals lean so far the opposite side of the current generation that will only go further as my generation's kids grow up.
 
There's more, though. I wanted to go to the farmer's market a few minutes from my house around 2:00 PM today. When I tried to drive there, the entire road was closed due to a tree falling over. A TREE FELL OVER. Do you think that sort of thing just happens by chance? Pretty obviously an omen. And I really wanted to buy some avocados.

God is fairly clearly punishing you for allowing this obamination. Take up you heaven-sent firearm, Brother JBourne, and fight against the gay menace like god himself intended. Avocados are our RIGHT AS AMERICANS and we won't let these boy-kissing tarts take them away to shove up their sin-ridden poopshoots.
 
I wonder if its ever possible for a republican to be in office again.
The republican's ideals lean so far the opposite side of the current generation that will only go further as my generation's kids grow up.

Whatever happens, we can never rest. I don't think SCOTUS's ruling yesterday/today will ever be overturned, but progress in other areas can be lost if the wrong people come to power. So I certainly hope that the toxic, hateful, and/or just plain irrational social conservatism we see coming out of the Republican Party today never infects the federal government again, but we'll have to work to make sure of it.
 
What is wrong with these people?

They're all afraid, that's what's wrong with them.

All these "Christians" on my Facebook are freaking out or deeply disturbed by shit they don't care to actually look into, but if they can pull a verse from the Bible to back them up, no matter the context or how intolerant they look then so be it.

My God.
 
God is fairly clearly punishing you for allowing this obamination. Take up you heaven-sent firearm, Brother JBourne, and fight against the gay menace like god himself intended. Avocados are our RIGHT AS AMERICANS and we won't let these boy-kissing tarts take them away to shove up their sin-ridden poopshoots.

It's called guacaholing.
 
The first even semi-negative post on my facebook feed today:

Gay marriage did not affect me then, it does not now. Stop posting for "likes" you straight-narcissisists.

And here I am too sleepy to get into it. I didn't realize you had to be gay to celebrate greater equality.
 
God is fairly clearly punishing you for allowing this obamination. Take up you heaven-sent firearm, Brother JBourne, and fight against the gay menace like god himself intended. Avocados are our RIGHT AS AMERICANS and we won't let these boy-kissing tarts take them away to shove up their sin-ridden poopshoots.

Do you realize that avocados are native from México? Guess what country in the path to gaydom? Yep, think about it...
 
Do you realize that avocados are native from México? Guess what country in the path to gaydom? Yep, think about it...

That's why these mayonnaise-garglers want to take my marriage freedom away so they can gay marry my avocados. Well, guess what gays? I only put real American avocados in my mouth. SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
 
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