Yoshinori Ono Reveals Why Birdie Is So FREAKIN' FAT

Why didn't they ask the same question of R.Mika?

I mean...Japanese girls typically arent build like that
 
Commence with those KarinxBirdie fanfics, people!

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Commence? We've had story leaks for a while that have them talking a lot. My fanfic (The Heart is Fatter) dropping the 16th
 
Ryu's lifestyle is literally "walk around the world, train to punch people in face, punch people in face". Dude could consume 4000 calories a day and still probably only get more buff.

Ken, though....that one you got me, lol.

I'm only jumping to this comment for one reason: To sustain his body type and muscle, Ryu has to consume approximately 8-10,000 calories a day already. He wouldn't be that large otherwise :)
 
Man, Sakura seems to have won out on Karin rivalry in regards to their boy toys since Ryu being all Hot-Ryu now.

It's not a win if he doesn't give you the time of day, is never around, and posing/eyeing a hotter woman.

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Also someone make a Karin and Birdie cover, it's only fitting with the direction Capcom is taking.
 
*Birdie chains Karin up*

"NOW I'LL HAVE MY FUN WITH YOU!"

Honestly though, I hope this becomes a real ship just to see the angry reaction from Karin fans. They'll be like those cucks who won't let their wives sleep with black guys because it'd be "too much" or "too humiliating". Shit would be amazing.
 
Ryu's lifestyle is literally "walk around the world, train to punch people in face, punch people in face". Dude could consume 4000 calories a day and still probably only get more buff.

Ken, though....that one you got me, lol.
Ken is a handsome rich dude. And most of them love gym and eat healthy.
 
*Birdie chains Karin up*

"NOW I'LL HAVE MY FUN WITH YOU!"

Honestly though, I hope this becomes a real ship just to see the angry reaction from Karin fans. They'll be like those cucks who won't let their wives sleep with black guys because it'd be "too much" or "too humiliating". Shit would be amazing.

It's already a real ship. Datamining proves it.
 
Man, Sakura seems to have won out on Karin rivalry in regards to their boy toys since Ryu being all Hot-Ryu now.

Except neither of them are in anything even resembling romantic relationships.

Ryu is Sakura's goal and possible love interest. Birdie is Karin's human punching bag.
 
yeah a couple of week ago in Birdie's bio I noticed it changed to "kanzuki freeloader" or something like that and figured he must be the family body guard now. Living the good life after Shadaloo's downfall.
 
She's thick in all the right places, and asian woman typically aren't. That's what he's getting at.

What does that have to with a character who use to muscular becoming really fat? Unless we're talking about how strange it is for a black guy to be fat?
 
*Birdie chains Karin up*

"NOW I'LL HAVE MY FUN WITH YOU!"

Honestly though, I hope this becomes a real ship just to see the angry reaction from Karin fans. They'll be like those cucks who won't let their wives sleep with black guys because it'd be "too much" or "too humiliating". Shit would be amazing.

What.
 
What does that have to with a character who use to muscular becoming really fat? Unless we're talking about how strange it is for a black guy to be fat?

This is the same black guy who turns into a white guy when he gets sick so I don't think realism is exactly what they were going for.
 
*Birdie chains Karin up*

"NOW I'LL HAVE MY FUN WITH YOU!"

Honestly though, I hope this becomes a real ship just to see the angry reaction from Karin fans. They'll be like those cucks who won't let their wives sleep with black guys because it'd be "too much" or "too humiliating". Shit would be amazing.

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dude what
 
Do you think Birdie is supposed to be a visual representation of Karin's fanbase
What, you mean like how those giant donuts in Birdie's win pose are a visual representation of Karin's
SHE'S UNDERAGE YOU PERVS actually, I don't know if she is BUT SHE STILL LOOKS IT
?

As for Ken staying slim? Cosmetic surgery. All those rich folks are doing it.
 
What, you mean like how those giant donuts in Birdie's win pose are a visual representation of Karin's
SHE'S UNDERAGE YOU PERVS actually, I don't know if she is BUT SHE STILL LOOKS IT
?

As for Ken staying slim? Cosmetic surgery. All those rich folks are doing it.

Nah she ditched the school uniform. She graduated.
 
What, you mean like how those giant donuts in Birdie's win pose are a visual representation of Karin's
SHE'S UNDERAGE YOU PERVS actually, I don't know if she is BUT SHE STILL LOOKS IT
?

As for Ken staying slim? Cosmetic surgery. All those rich folks are doing it.
Karin is an adult

Sakura is an adult in 4 which takes place prior to this
 
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