Fakepic February 2016 |OT| Fake Harder

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I would not recommend Falco when talking about pleasant sounding german :P

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Similar skills but I had to learn c# as fast as humanly possible.

Making a turn based game with rhythm elements in an action focused engine is...the best kind of nightmare

Why would you even

Also Mother 3 influence much? :p

Also christ I'm never getting anywhere with games good god

Also if I ever do actually make a game, I want to put in an escort mission where it looks like it's going to be this big awkward thing but it's done in like 5 seconds and is impossible to fail
 
my next game (if I don't get wrapped up into a ghost song sequel) will probably be my "don't souls" idea -- the genre I'm creating that mixes don't starve and dark souls, my two favorite games
 
Why would you even

Also Mother 3 influence much? :p

Also christ I'm never getting anywhere with games good god

Also if I ever do actually make a game, I want to put in an escort mission where it looks like it's going to be this big awkward thing but it's done in like 5 seconds and is impossible to fail

I have a real problem with being stubborn and going all in on an idea. Haha

Hehe just a smidgen, although to be super honest it shares more of Gitaroo man's DNA in that regard.
 
Also christ I'm never getting anywhere with games good god

not with that attitude! :)

Most people you know about in the games industry, both independent and corporate, have been honing their craft for several years. The ones who seem like they got off to a quick start were probably the ones making their own board games and similar creative works at home. It just takes time. Lots and lots of it.


I started using a clay face mask recently. It's pretty great. It cools your face while it's on. then makes it all tight and smooth. You can even see dirt and stuff coming out of your pores after you wash it off. All you bros need to embrace the clay mask. This is the stuff I use, since I heard good things - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00F5NVSIA/?tag=neogaf0e-20

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Yes!! I've never understood the male aversion to skin care.
 
I have a real problem with being stubborn and going all in on an idea. Haha

Hehe just a smidgen, although to be super honest it shares more of Gitaroo man's DNA in that regard.

You know, I've never actually seen Gitaroo Man

*looks up on Youtube*

...wh...uh?

You know, I really miss fucking mental games like that being the standard. Just thinking about how weird a lot of old games were makes what's mainstream now seem just so bland.

Examples: In Mario, you've got a fat man with a moustache who's fighting turtles and giant walking mushrooms.
Banjo-Kazooie, you're a bear who carries a bird around in his rucksack trying to save your sister from a witch who lives just around the corner by collecting jigsaw pieces and musical notes
Sonic, blue fast hedgehog with a double tailed flying fox friend fighting a fat science man who makes a shitload of robots
Donkey Kong Country, various apes vs crocodiles who have stolen your bananas
Pokemon, catch animals in balls and make them fight!
Castlevania, one family constantly has to kill Dracula. They decide to use a whip as their main weapon. Also Dracula has Death as an underling?
Earthworm Jim...just yeah

not with that attitude! :)

Most people you know about in the games industry, both independent and corporate, have been honing their craft for several years. The ones who seem like they got off to a quick start were probably the ones making their own board games and similar creative works at home. It just takes time. Lots and lots of it.

Oh it's not so much that I don't think I'm mentally capable or anything as it is that every time I try I just get distracted and do nothing. Today I achieved:
1) I moved some code around a bit so I now have a few more scripts to try and organise things a bit better
2) ...no that's it I'm done :p
 
Yes!! I've never understood the male aversion to skin care.

Because it's seen as effeminate, most likely. I got a pretty sweet skin care routine. Wash twice daily (morning and night) with Cerave foaming cleanser. Paul's Choice BHA exfoliant every night. Clay face mask one a week. Moisturize after each cleansing. My skin has never looked and felt better and it's probably why I look a bit younger than my age. :D
 
Is that ellipsis a good ellipsis or a bad ellipsis?
Right now, I'm not too sure. There were no awkward silences, but she seems far more in to me than I am her. I felt kinda bad because she'd clearly gone out her way to make a good first impression - slinky dress, hair done up, nice perfume, subtle makeup - whereas I turned up in a barely-ironed shirt and jeans. Oops.
 
Oh god how does scope work in GameMaker

I don't know how this is all fucking me up so much

Why is it so weird

Right now, I'm not too sure. There were no awkward silences, but she seems far more in to me than I am her. I felt kinda bad because she'd clearly gone out her way to make a good first impression - slinky dress, hair done up, nice perfume, subtle makeup - whereas I turned up in a barely-ironed shirt and jeans. Oops.

No awkward silences is good, I guess that means she probably won't have cared too much about the clothing situation

I'll leave the more...indepth analysis? to other people though as I'm one of the least qualified to comment in this thread. That entire situation you've described sounds terrifying to me, I'd be freaking the fuck out if it was me
 
Oh god how does scope work in GameMaker

I don't know how this is all fucking me up so much

Why is it so weird

There's not much in the way of scope in GameMaker. Everything is public and addressable from anywhere, except for temporary variables (as opened with the "var" keyword) which only exist in the script they're called in


Right now, I'm not too sure. There were no awkward silences, but she seems far more in to me than I am her. I felt kinda bad because she'd clearly gone out her way to make a good first impression - slinky dress, hair done up, nice perfume, subtle makeup - whereas I turned up in a barely-ironed shirt and jeans. Oops.

She's kind of hard to read for me since that's not how I would have acted, but let's see. She's obviously quite taken with you, and might even appreciate this no-effort thing you're doing. Though she might think you're trying to make a statement by dressing down, at which point it's uncertain how she'll react when she discovers you're just like that.

Relationships where one person puts in far more effort than the other are unsustainable. That's why my last relationship fell apart. But it's early on, so who knows? Maybe she'll simmer down a little bit, or maybe you'll get over what's holding you back and you can come closer to matching her enthusiasm.

We're rooting for you, buddy! ♥
 
I'll leave the more...indepth analysis? to other people though as I'm one of the least qualified to comment in this thread. That entire situation you've described sounds terrifying to me, I'd be freaking the fuck out if it was me
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.
 
There's not much in the way of scope in GameMaker. Everything is public and addressable from anywhere, except for temporary variables (as opened with the "var" keyword) which only exist in the script they're called in.

W...whauuaahhuuuh? That...wh...I don't...

No

That's the only way I can think of to actually respond to that, just no

Nope.

Nah.

Nnnnoooo.
 
I'm the artist, you're a neerrdddd ;)

okay I'm a huge nerd

but yeah photoshop is melting down... my browser is going real slow now.. there should be ways out of this...

honestly I think my drawing skills have surpassed my programming skills.

that's not saying much tbf
 
W...whauuaahhuuuh? That...wh...I don't...

No

That's the only way I can think of to actually respond to that, just no

Nope.

Nah.

Nnnnoooo.

to be clear, instances can have their own variables and namespaces are not global unless you ask for them to be (with global.x or globalvar x), but you can access anything with instanceid.x (or objectid.x if it's a singleton).
 
How were you guys playing?

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Can I marry this?
Damn those look good.
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.
Wait this is after one date? D:
 
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.

She sounds waaaaaaay too invested after just one date. I'd be wary too.
 
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.

Abort abort abort!!
Tell her straight up that you are no longer interested. If she doesn't give up after that just block the number.

W...whauuaahhuuuh? That...wh...I don't...

No

That's the only way I can think of to actually respond to that, just no

Nope.

Nah.

Nnnnoooo.

Just pretend you're writing Javascript :D
 
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.

Ok yeah that does actually sound kind of terrifying and not in my social anxiety any unfamiliar human contact is terrifying way

Just pretend you're writing Javascript :D

Given the majority of my job right now is writing Javascript, that doesn't really help :p
 
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.


Yea that's pretty clingy for one lunch date.
 
I'm kind of freaking out now, after the damn date. Ive had to turn my phone off because all she's been doing is texting me ever since the date. For every one response I send her, I get about five back. The last text I got was 'I miss my mans sexy voice' and I'm just like nope.gif all over that. I'm not her man, I'm not sexy, my voice is horrible.

Oh. Oh no.

No thank you.
 
The weather is so beautiful today that it's actually putting me in sort of a g... go.. good? good mood?
I know. The birds chirping outside are the definition of peaceful, and the air feels like Spring.

Apparently this is a leap year?
 
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