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[Marvel]

Oh my god I'm dying.

 

[Ithil]

That's the Wall Street Journal! That's the Wall Street Journal right there, brother!

 

[80s Bad Guy]

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

I'm going to sub this thread.

 

[marrec]

This is the best storyline that Vince has come up with in years.

 

[RockTurtle]

I'm putting my hands up giving HH my spirit bomb contribution. PLEASE WIN HULK!

 

[Ithil]

Hulk will believe he has the trial in the bag, until the SURPRISE WITNESS

 

[Gordon Shumway]

This sounds..😒

 

[wenis]

Holy Christ, PLEASE OH PLEASE let this tweet be referenced at some point during this clown show....

Judge: "Will the Plaintiff please define his language when he stated "Jabronie Marks", "Works", "Shoots", and "Hulkamaniacs" for the jury please."

 

[Sarye]

I feel like people shaking their head at that racist juror doesn't know that being racist is a typical way of trying to get out of jury duty. You can tell the Judge didn't buy it because she wasn't excused.

 

[Gurrry]

I feel like people shaking their head at that racist juror doesn't know that being racist is a typical way of trying to get out of jury duty. You can tell the Judge didn't buy it because she wasn't excused.

Yeah has no one seen Curb? They covered this, people.

 

[Cipherr]

Jesus Fucking Christ

 

[Anth0ny]

that's not hogan brother

that's terry

that's a shoot, mark

 

[Gurrry]

hes going in for the sympathy points

"I wear a bandanna as terry, not as hulk, because im ashamed of being bald"

this is a work

 

[User1608]

Holy fuck. Full of marks.

 

[Ithil]

"Other reasons"

 

[keltickennedy]

 

[E92 M3]

Thank you for the laughs this afternoon. Amazing OP.

 

[mightynine]

Aw man, Hogan and Beefcake had a falling-out

 

[jmdajr]

Hulk is a lonely dude

 

[jmdajr]

Bubba? 500 pounds! lol.

 

[Ithil]

500 pounds! lol.

He should be glad Hulk resisted the urge to slam him

 

[Couleurs]

Hulk will believe he has the trial in the bag, until the SURPRISE WITNESS

Hulk will counter with a surprise witness of his own, his good friend Mr. America

 

[Gurrry]

so theres no way gawker wins this

 

[Ithil]

Exposing the reality show business, brother.

 

[jmdajr]

Hulk Hogan spilling the beans on Reality TV! Is nothing scared!

 

[Fox318]

so theres no way gawker wins this

at this rate I expect appeals until it reaches the supreme court.

Hulk is gonna get a quill from the supreme court for representing himself.

 

[BobTheFork]

The best he is going to get from Gawker is an apology.

Gawker: We're Sorry....Sorry that we didn't do it sooner!!!!!

 

[redhood56]

are those tweets real? Holy totinos

 

[RobbieNick]

Surprised no one has leaked this comic.

http://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/hulk-vs-gawker/

 

[Zoe]

That isn't what I am asking for. The identities of the jurors in the OJ trial were kept secret while the trial was televised. I just need audio, really. I don't care who said audio is coming from.

OJ jury selection wasn't televised.

 

[jmdajr]

LOL

She wants to see your cobra brother!

 

[redmetal86]

Just needs a handlebar mustache and a bandana.

 

[ghostjoke]

... I tuned in at the wrong time, Hogan is talking about his penis.

Is America a wrestling promotion now? Still, I laugh, Gawker dies, Cunt-Hogan can fuck off afterwards, all is good with the world. Can't wait for him to start hulking up.

 

[Frozenprince]

lol

This might be the greatest thing I'v ever heard of someone doing to get out of jury service, ever.

 

[jmdajr]

Linda wanted a dude with "more energy."

 

[Ithil]

The man questioning Hogan really sounds like Eric Bischoff.

Unless...

 

[DeathyBoy]

Linda wanted a dude with "more energy."

 

[Penguin]

Hogan's son was in trouble, his wife filed for divorce. He called Bubba crying and was invited over. "I was so desperate." Hogan: "Bubba handed me a condom. It was so weird and so crazy. My gut was telling me this was wrong."

What a friend!

 

[Tom Nook]

The man questioning Hogan really sounds like Eric Bischoff.

Unless...

"I'm back! And I'm better then ever!"

 

[Kinyou]

The man questioning Hogan really sounds like Eric Bischoff.

Unless...

"You still have some forehead left there"

 

[Frozenprince]

NO MAS

 

[HarryDemeanor]

The man questioning Hogan really sounds like Eric Bischoff.

Unless...

"Mr. Bollea, can you take three minutes to explain how you felt when this sex taped leaked?"

"Wait a minute, did I just hear myself say 'three minutes?'"

 

[Ithil]

"Mr. Bollea, can you take three minutes to explain how you felt when this sex taped leaked?"

"Wait a minute, did I just hear myself say 'three minutes?'"

They've laid out Gawker's defense attorney!

 

[Tom Nook]

Judge: "Will the Plaintiff please define his language when he stated "Jabronie Marks", "Works", "Shoots", and "Hulkamaniacs" for the jury please."

That Jury needs a course in Wrestling Terms 101.

 

[Frozenprince]

For real though, some of the stuff Hulk is saying about the Wrestling stuff is actually kinda fascinating.

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[The Main Event]

I wanna play this case in the next Ace Attorney.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

is Hogan exposing the business?

 

[Einchy]

Juror 27 is so happy that his knowledge of wrestling finally came in handy.