Early impressions start rolling out for Batman v. Superman

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For real, HOW IS THAT GUY NOT DEAD?! No kill rule, my ass.

Edit: lol just totally noticed the knife in his leg too.
It's like how Daredevil chides The Punisher for killing, but can throw metal rods at people's heads, land on their back with a kick - just hard enough not to kill them.
 
Captain America and Batman are the real monsters

I felt so bad for GSPs men in the beginning of cap 2. That shield flying at their damn face should have chopped their heads

Speaking of GSP he should be in the batman movie as a jobber too. Make the heroes look strong with a dope fight scene
 
I honestly can't take reviews that say "Best Comic Book Movie Ever."

I'm sure it might be great but best CBM is a bit too much.
I guess there's a chance but you're right, whenever anyone says "best ever" I sigh a little inside.

Reading some of those reviews makes your jaw drop. Are the first 25 or so reviews on that site for a movie always that incredibly positive?
 
There's people who don't know the Earth is spherical. You never know who is going to come in and start yelling they were spoiled by that post.

Hey bro, if Bob Kane and Bill Finger wanted me to know Batman's identity, they wouldn't have given him the mask.

MOVIE RUINED.
 
It's like how Daredevil chides The Punisher for killing, but can throw metal rods at people's heads, land on their back with a kick - just hard enough not to kill them.

Then there was the guy he threw down some stairs using a chain around the guy's neck.
 
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When is the official thread going up anyway? The movie is out in a few days.
 
It's time you learn what it means to be a man, finally we are going to see a motion picture out of these two iconic characters come together for epic action!
 
Someone at SHH said that AngryJoe is sitting close by at his screening. I can already see the "YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP" video now.
 
It's like people don't know the codex is in Superman. He didn't doom anything.

It still amazes me how wrong people get basic story beats of MoS. Johnathan wants Clark to let kids die, Superman totally destroys Metropolis, He never saves anyone, Zod only cares about killing. All sorts of things that are just wrong.

Someone at SHH said that AngryJoe is sitting close by at his screening. I can already see the "YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP" video now.

Angry Joe LOVED Man of Steel, so I think the odds are good for him to like this one as well. The reason he was pissed during hte second trailer was because of the Doomsday reveal.
 
It still amazes me how wrong people get basic story beats of MoS. Johnathan wants Clark to let kids die, Superman totally destroys Metropolis, He never saves anyone, Zod only cares about killing. All sorts of things that are just wrong.

Man of Steel taught me just how stupid people can be when watching a movie. Basic plot points lost on them.
 
Man of Steel taught me just how stupid people can be when watching a movie. Basic plot points lost on them.

Terrible movies can be confusing to people not used to looking past inept writing and direction to figure out what the film is trying to communicate. It's unfortunate that so many people who disliked Man of Steel didn't fully understand why they disliked it so much, but at the same time it's probably better not to waste much brainpower on a Goyer/Snyder film anyway.

Help us, Obi-Wan Terrio, you're our only hope.
 
Credits rolling now.

So, uh..you know how Zack Snyder's movies are really divisive?

That didn't change.

In all honesty, yours might be the impression on gaf I currently value the most because from what I've seen of your posts, you're not beholden to petty fanboy loyalties when it comes to comicbook movies.

So goddamnit, tell me more
 
In all honesty, yours might be the impression on gaf I currently value the most because from what I've seen of your posts, you're not beholden to petty fanboy loyalties when it comes to comicbook movies.

So goddamnit, tell me more
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