Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread: Don't believe everything you read, Son

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So what was the deal with Flash in this movie? Did he travel back in time from that future Batman saw in his vision to warn him about Superman and create the Justice League? I think that was the point of that scene but maybe I'm reading it wrong.
 
Bruce knew where Martha was because he had been tracking the Russian mercenary guy (KGBeast?) earlier in the film and it was him who was holding her for Lex. Alfred literally says it.
 
I can't believe they just had Wonder Woman* plop down on her computer and have the audience watch teasers over her shoulder for other DC heroes movies one after the other.

Well the movie wasn't really ever subtle so I don't know why I'd be surprised.

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After the JL reveal, I turned to my brother and said "did they just show a JL preview in the middle of this movie."

Also all the dream sequences were crazy but the first one with Bruce flying up had me in a bad mood within 3 minutes. Then the dirt on the Supes casket is floating up at the end. GTFO
 
I cannot tell if this film is utterly riddled with plot holes, or if I am just missing a ton of vital information because I kinda lost interest in following the plot. Here's several issues off the top of my head:

How close are Metropolis and Gotham supposed to be? I thought the two cities were supposed to be relatively far apart, but I guess they are like right across the bay from one another? Why does Lois Lane need a plane ticket to go to Gotham in one scene, but arrives reasonably fast in a helicopter later? How many miles of open country did Batman cross while Doomsday was chasing him back to Gotham?

How did Batman find Martha Kent?

How did Superman and Batman find out each others' secret identities?

Why did Lois chuck the kryptonite blade down the well? How is it that she decided to retrieve it even before she knew what was going on with Doomsday?

Why would Luthor chuck Lois off a roof when he has no indication that Superman even knows about the peril she's in?

Is the ability to exclusively hear his loved ones in peril a part of Superman's abilities? Or is that some bullshit thrown into this film and then immediately disregarded?
Metropolis and Gotham are sister cities, seperated by the bay

Lois needs a plane ticket to Washington

Alfred was tracking the russians for Batman, put two and two together

Superman overheard Bruce during the party and put it together. Bruce finds out after his death.

She obviously does it so no one can use it to harm Superman

He took a gamble, that's it
 
Bruce knew where Martha was because he had been tracking the Russian mercenary guy (KGBeast?) earlier in the film and it was him who was holding her for Lex.

How does Bruce know that she's being held at the Russian dude's waterfront warehouse then? That guy really gets around, and it seems like he could conceivably be in any number of locations.
 
Why would Luthor chuck Lois off a roof when he has no indication that Superman even knows about the peril she's in?

Someone should make a fan edit of this scene where she just smashes into the ground. Cut to Superman hanging out on the mountain, like "Did I hear something? Nah, just the wind."
 
I cannot tell if this film is utterly riddled with plot holes, or if I am just missing a ton of vital information because I kinda lost interest in following the plot. Here's several issues off the top of my head:

How close are Metropolis and Gotham supposed to be? I thought the two cities were supposed to be relatively far apart, but I guess they are like right across the bay from one another? Why does Lois Lane need a plane ticket to go to Gotham in one scene, but arrives reasonably fast in a helicopter later? How many miles of open country did Batman cross while Doomsday was chasing him back to Gotham?

Gotham and Metropolis are sister-cities, separated by a bay and a bridge, in New Jersey. Think west coast equivalent of San Francisco and Oakland. They are literally right beside each other.

How did Batman find Martha Kent?

Alfred heard Bruce and Clark talk about Martha being in trouble. Alfred traced the Russian to the warehouse via his phone.

How did Superman and Batman find out each others' secret identities?

Batman learned only after Lois called him "Clark" - he met Clark Kent earlier. Clark, not being a complete idiot, pieced it together after having a terse conversation with Bruce and hearing Bruce and Alfred plot at Lex's mansion.

Why did Lois chuck the kryptonite blade down the well? How is it that she decided to retrieve it even before she knew what was going on with Doomsday?

Probably to get it out of the way for Clark.

The second part is, AFAIK, a legitimate plot-hole.

Why would Luthor chuck Lois off a roof when he has no indication that Superman even knows about the peril she's in?

The good chance that Superman is just around and always kind of keyed into Lois? I don't get the sense that, if she fell to her death, Lex would be that chuffed about it.

Is the ability to exclusively hear his loved ones in peril a part of Superman's abilities? Or is that some bullshit thrown into this film and then immediately disregarded?

He can focus his super hearing and key-in on certain things. He basically hears everyone in peril, though.
 
I cannot tell if this film is utterly riddled with plot holes, or if I am just missing a ton of vital information because I kinda lost interest in following the plot. Here's several issues off the top of my head:

How close are Metropolis and Gotham supposed to be? I thought the two cities were supposed to be relatively far apart, but I guess they are like right across the bay from one another? Why does Lois Lane need a plane ticket to go to Gotham in one scene, but arrives reasonably fast in a helicopter later? How many miles of open country did Batman cross while Doomsday was chasing him back to Gotham?

How did Batman find Martha Kent?
Alfred tracked the Russians just in case?

How did Superman and Batman find out each others' secret identities? Supes heard Bruce with that ear piece at the party and assumed? Batman is the worlds greatest detective and hell Lois figured it out years ago.

Why did Lois chuck the kryptonite blade down the well? How is it that she decided to retrieve it even before she knew what was going on with Doomsday?

Why would Luthor chuck Lois off a roof when he has no indication that Superman even knows about the peril she's in? No clue

Is the ability to exclusively hear his loved ones in peril a part of Superman's abilities?
If that is the case shouldnt he know Ma is in trouble and where she is?

Or is that some bullshit thrown into this film and then immediately disregarded?

Answered a couple. Most are shit holes
 
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The Africa scene at the start was partly set up to determine if Superman would come to Lois' aid. He just listens out for his loved ones being in danger in particular

Russian mercenary dude is one of the background hydra guys in Winter Soldier. Took me out of the film more than anything else.
 
What really bums me out is there actually was a decent movie somewhere in this, but they needed someone to cut the chuffa and narrow it's focus.

I mostly hated the majority of the movie, although I really did like the final 25 minutes or so. It kind of put the DCEU in a good-ish place to build from, so I do have hope that the reception to BvS will convince WB to delay Justice League, remove Snyder, and salvage this whole operation.
 
The Africa scene at the start was partly set up to determine if Superman would come to Lois' aid. He just listens out for his loved ones being in danger in particular

Russian mercenary dude is one of the background hydra guys in Winter Soldier. Took me out of the film more than anything else.
What about his mom? Maybe the gag and duct tape prevented hearing her
 
Lois knew there was trouble at the site of the crashed Kryptonian ship so when she saw it all kicking off over there she realised that maybe chucking the spear away wasn't the best idea.

I actually thought that was well done, there's a pause and you can see her put 2 and 2 together.
 
Probably to get it out of the way for Clark.

The second part is, AFAIK, a legitimate plot-hole.

I was in Metropolis, I saw what Clark did..

I'm assuming she knew whatever they were fighting originated from the Kryptonian ship, and since the city was getting demolished again (similar to MoS) she figured they may need the Kryptonite spear to weaken whoever was able to trade blows with Superman.
 
The Martha thing was genius, and I am sure no one saw that coming.
This is Bruce Wayne, a man who was so distraught and traumatised by witnessing his mother being murdered that he decided to dress like a giant bat and fight crime for 20 years. It works, because Batman is fundamentally and continuously recreating the image of his trauma. He's fucking crazy, that's why it works.

Terrio did his job here.
 
The Martha thing was genius.
This is Bruce Wayne, a man who was so distraught and traumatised by witnessing his mother being murdered that he decided to dress like a giant bat and fight crime for 20 years. It works, because Batman is fundamentally and continuously recreating the image of his trauma. He's fucking crazy, that's why it works.

I could have done without the film treating us like morons and showing us 45 seconds of flashbacks to remind us of the scene that opened the fucking movie.
 
The Martha thing was genius, and I am sure no one saw that coming.
This is Bruce Wayne, a man who was so distraught and traumatised by witnessing his mother being murdered that he decided to dress like a giant bat and fight crime for 20 years. It works, because Batman is fundamentally and continuously recreating the image of his trauma. He's fucking crazy, that's why it works.

Terrio did his job here.

Yeah, I actually thought that was pretty good
 
Well when she was first captured he was off being mopey in the snow and not paying attention, then he came back when he heard Lois being pushed and is immediately greeted by Lex telling him he has to kill Batman to save his mom. Superman then reacts incredibly emotionally, instead of pausing and thinking it through
 
The Martha thing was genius, and I am sure no one saw that coming.
This is Bruce Wayne, a man who was so distraught and traumatised by witnessing his mother being murdered that he decided to dress like a giant bat and fight crime for 20 years. It works, because Batman is fundamentally and continuously recreating the image of his trauma. He's fucking crazy, that's why it works.

Terrio did his job here.

I hope we find out the Joker's mom is also named Martha. It would explain the one and only reason why this version of Batman hasn't killed him yet.
 
Well when she was first captured he was off being mopey in the snow and not paying attention, then he came back when he heard Lois being pushed and is immediately greeted by Lex telling him he has to kill Batman to save his mom. Superman then reacts incredibly emotionally, instead of pausing and thinking it through

Well, Superman thought it through insofar as he wanted to get Batman's help to save his mom instead of just rushing over to kill him.
 
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The movie was shit, ofc.
 
The Martha thing was genius, and I am sure no one saw that coming.
This is Bruce Wayne, a man who was so distraught and traumatised by witnessing his mother being murdered that he decided to dress like a giant bat and fight crime for 20 years. It works, because Batman is fundamentally and continuously recreating the image of his trauma. He's fucking crazy, that's why it works.

Terrio did his job here.

Seperate the concept from the execution.

Conceptually it's a smart idea, in execution it fell flat, IMO. It felt like Martha was kidnapped just so that they could get to that moment. But it was a neat idea.

I didn't think it was genius, but I did like it a little bit. I'm not sure why Superman would refer to his mother as "Martha" though....that breaks it a little bit.

The fact that he didn't get the opportunity to sputter out 'Kent' broke it a little, but it makes sense he'd call her Martha. Batman didn't know Superman's identity, or didn't seem to care at least, because he's a dolt in this film, so it's like Superman's just asking Batman's help in saving a bystander.
 
I hope we find out the Joker's mom is also named Martha. It would explain the one and only reason why this version of Batman hasn't killed him yet.

Presumably Batman's decision to accept killing the odd person came after the capture of The Joker.

We'll actually see Batman catch Joker in Suicide Squad IIRC. So that won't be left as a mystery.
 
Well, Superman thought it through insofar as he wanted to get Batman's help to save his mom instead of just rushing over to kill him.

When the correct thing to do would be to just listen for her and then hit the place at super speed. He also only exchanges about 3 sentences with Batman before they fight properly and Batman is having none of it. Superman also says to Lois he's willing to kill Batman if it comes to it.

I'm not saying this movie is perfect and there's certainly things that don't make sense but I thought the film conveyed a lot of this stuff properly.
 
But why didnt he know she was in trouble. Nobody told him Lois was thrown off a building. Was he told she was in Africa?

Lois only spidey sense?

He clearly knew she was in Africa. He's her live-in boyfriend and she's going to a wartorn region of the world to ask a terrorist if he's actually a terrorist. I'm just fanwanking here, but I don't think it's unrealistic for him to be in the area, watching out for her.
 
to go get lex luthor, which let them release doomsday.

Over to the crashed ship for the Doomsday reveal.

The events are concurrent and not edited well to convey it. Keep in mind, Batman is returning at or after the nuke. As Bats is saving Martha and the warehouse fight, Superman confronts Lex and fights Doomsday into space.

But after Superman arrives, Lex calls his goons to give them the death sentence and Batman answers. Martha is all up and rescued by then. Then he releases Doomsday. Seems like Superman powerwalked his way to Lex.
 
Why would Luthor chuck Lois off a roof when he has no indication that Superman even knows about the peril she's in?

Is the ability to exclusively hear his loved ones in peril a part of Superman's abilities? Or is that some bullshit thrown into this film and then immediately disregarded?
It's pretty big in the Superman mythology that he always swoops in at the last second to save Lois or someone when falling off a building. It's used humorously in 52 when depowered Clark does the same as he knows Nova- the new hero in Metropolis- will catch him.
 
But why didnt he know she was in trouble. Nobody told him Lois was thrown off a building. Was he told she was in Africa?

Lois only spidey sense?

I would assume he knew Lois was in Africa meeting with dangerous extremist members considering they were a couple. Makes sense he'd be keeping an eye out for her.

Why he didn't know his Mom got kidnapped to begin with? Who knows. I would assume he doesn't keep as close of an eye on her considering she's an old woman living on a farm in a small town, and not a journalistic reporter always getting into dangerous situations and falling from great heights.
 
He clearly knew she was in Africa. He's her live-in boyfriend and she's going to a wartorn region of the world to ask a terrorist if he's actually a terrorist. I'm just fanwanking here, but I don't think it's unrealistic for him to be in the area, watching out for her.

this. and also superman is so fast he doesn't even have to be in the area.
 
Gotham and Metropolis are sister-cities, separated by a bay and a bridge, in New Jersey. Think west coast equivalent of San Francisco and Oakland. They are literally right beside each other.

They obviously speak a different language in Gotham to Metropolis and have completely different media, politics and business. It's the only plausible reason that Clark Kent has no fucking idea who the fuck Bruce Wayne is.
 
The Martha thing was genius, and I am sure no one saw that coming.
This is Bruce Wayne, a man who was so distraught and traumatised by witnessing his mother being murdered that he decided to dress like a giant bat and fight crime for 20 years. It works, because Batman is fundamentally and continuously recreating the image of his trauma. He's fucking crazy, that's why it works.

Terrio did his job here.

Agreed, I liked that a lot. Yet I've talked to a bunch of people who thought it was dumb as fuck. "He's friends with Superman all of a sudden just because he said Martha?"

ugh
 
The Africa scene at the start was partly set up to determine if Superman would come to Lois' aid. He just listens out for his loved ones being in danger in particular

Russian mercenary dude is one of the background hydra guys in Winter Soldier. Took me out of the film more than anything else.

Sunuvabitch you're right. I kept saying I know that dude from somewhere the entire time.
 
They obviously speak a different language in Gotham to Metropolis and have completely different media, politics and business. It's the only plausible reason that Clark Kent has no fucking idea who the fuck Bruce Wayne is.

It also struck me as weird that Batman has supposedly been operating in Gotham for 2 decades and this is the first time Superman has taken a look into it.
 
They obviously speak a different language in Gotham to Metropolis and have completely different media, politics and business. It's the only plausible reason that Clark Kent has no fucking idea who the fuck Bruce Wayne is.

Well, Clark didn't know him to look at him. We actually had no reason to think he didn't know who Bruce Wayne was at all.

That's still kind of silly, granted, because Clark is a reporter and Bruce Wayne is a localish billionaire mogul. Like, I could guess that some randos don't know Warren Buffett at a glance, but if you work at the New York Times? You probably do.
 
I do hope they might drop the electronic filter for Batman's voice in future films. Is it that hard for Ben Affleck to try and make a different, deeper type of voice between Batman and Bruce Wayne a la Kevin Conroy?

Also was the whole "I've known a few women like you" comment a Catwoman reference? By this point, Bruce probably would only think Diana is just a cunning thief.
 
I haven't seen SM3 in years so I can't accurately call it better or worse, but I for sure enjoyed that thing more than BvS the last time I watched it.

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Well, Clark didn't know him to look at him. We actually had no reason to think he didn't know who Bruce Wayne was at all.

That's still kind of silly, granted, because Clark is a reporter and Bruce Wayne is a localish billionaire mogul. Like, I could guess that some randos don't know Warren Buffett at a glance, but if you work at the New York Times? You probably do.

To be fair, in this universe the woefully under qualified and inexperienced Clark Kent only got the job at the planet because he was fucking the star reporter. The only thing he would be qualified for writing would be reviews of the Deadliest Catch and his column in Gloomy Sadsacks monthly.
 
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