April Wrasslin' |OT| A Max Landis Production
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Jimmy King
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He's a CHUMP
Discotheque
Banned
Forreal. He looked at aj and sami like they were ants
blackaroni
Member
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Breh, that's a 128MB gif.
[quote="Toki767, post: 200273534"]His mannerisms when everyone was fighting around him and he just stood back was legitimately great if he was a heel.[/QUOTE]
[quote="Discotheque, post: 200274380"]Forreal. He looked at aj and sami like they were ants[/QUOTE]
He has no time for those indie fools.
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Impact Wrestling is weird.
- Who is this commentator? Jesus Christ, he's terrible.
- The crowd. Oh, the crowd.
- Jeff Hardy looks healthy. Too bad his schtick makes me long for Roman Reigns.
- I'm kind of enjoying weirdo Matt Hardy, along with his entourage that includes his small child (I think you guys would consider this extremely carny).
Anyway, kinda fun to watch once. Like, in a Battle Dome sort of way.
- Who is this commentator? Jesus Christ, he's terrible.
- The crowd. Oh, the crowd.
- Jeff Hardy looks healthy. Too bad his schtick makes me long for Roman Reigns.
- I'm kind of enjoying weirdo Matt Hardy, along with his entourage that includes his small child (I think you guys would consider this extremely carny).
Anyway, kinda fun to watch once. Like, in a Battle Dome sort of way.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
So now we're working ourselves into a shoot that he'll get over once he goes heel?
I just can't do it anymore, not without Review an Impact. Matt Hardy is fun though.
I think he has long-term Cena "heel" potential; in that the segment of the audience that wanted Cena to turn heel wanted Cena to do so because that way they could cheer Cena. Which makes said audience more or less sort of dumb.
Does the commentator grow on you? Because I almost had to turn it off immediately. And I've been wincing ever since.
Is it still Josh Mathews and The Pope? They suck. Better than Mathews and Tazz though. Why they don't use Iron Mike Tenay is anyone's guess, maybe he has a per appearance contract?
Josh Matthews? Nope.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
Breh, that's a 128MB gif.
He has no time for those indie fools.
That was pretty good.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
SD spoiler
Dean's next feud teased with a look exchange on the ramp
It's with Jericho lmao
It's with Jericho lmao
wild wild rice
Member
Which dude was crying, roman or aj?
I'm wondering if we should expect an angle where roman turns heel and aligns with Vince who is feuding with Shane who is trying to find the man to take down reigns.
Jeremy Borash! He's not the worst! That's Tazz!
Bluekaveli
Member
Last call for Jake the Snake
Oh, no. Borash is fine. It's the main guy -- the main guy is atrocious.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Well Jericho can make him look strong.
Dunno why they didn't call up Samoa Joe if they need heels. There really aren't that many angles going I guess. I suppose this is the PPV where Corbin gets a match before being dumped on Main Event.
Jimmy King
Member
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
WCW.
HarryDemeanor
Member
It's a dream match. A Super Bowl winning Chicago Bear vs. a former Atlanta Falcon.
no because he jobbed the belt and was made to look like he could care less.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Yes? Owens is like the top heel at this point. Seriously who else is even vaguely credible?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The more I think about it the more BS it is that Samoa Joe isn't called up. Dude can work a goddamn mic and can fucking work and that's not something you can say about any of the heels other than Owens who is instantly locked up with Zayn until goddamn SummerSlam.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
*sighs, erases the 0 on Things Dean Ambrose Has Ever Done and replaces it with a 1* Dark times, dark times indeed...
That's why it's butter smooth.
Here you go.
A much better catchphrase than 'I can. I will. Baleee DAT.'
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Because they had a great match at Roadblock and it's dumb to have nobody be relevant other than the Four Horsewomen?
They want to keep the belt on her till Summerslam or HHH convinces Vince to have the Women main event a ppv.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
This is happening for gimmick purposes soon enough.
Lemmy Caution
Member
I wonder who WWE has paid more money to over the years: Flo Rida or Motörhead?
If not them what musician/band have they employed the most?
If not them what musician/band have they employed the most?
HarryDemeanor
Member
Nattie can put in some good work with the right people.
I think they'll go towards Sasha vs Bayley as their main roster main event on an off-brand PPV, tbh. Those two have consistently delivered.
So it officially looks like the
Jericho/Styles
GAF's reaction:
They deserve each other
This Hogan-Sting match should serve as proof that you don't need crazy workrate to have a main event.
These guys are working slow and the match has stakes. The win matters to the crowd.
Reason why somebody like Roman has a hard time getting over today is that the wins don't matter so fans want to see either excellence in workrate or promo ability.
These guys are working slow and the match has stakes. The win matters to the crowd.
Reason why somebody like Roman has a hard time getting over today is that the wins don't matter so fans want to see either excellence in workrate or promo ability.
Carnby
Member
Yet he's in match of the night on every PPV he wrestles on... Yeahokay.gif.
UberTag
Member
This time it's for the Women's Championship instead of the Divas Championship.
See... it's entirely different. Charlotte's accessory is different. Just think of it as a new purse.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Nah they run so many PPVs they can run whatever Sasha finally gets over with as this. Just random curiosity and publicity alone makes it worth it now that they employ women who are just as good as the men.
The rumor is that Vince has a typical Vince wrestler-boner for Sasha Banks.
Interesting...
