I just remembered how we gave them Agent Randle to sabotage their offense so I changed it. Then again they somehow sabotage our offense ever time we play them so it could go either way.
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VeryGooster
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Already marking an L for the traditional "primetime road game against the Eagles in which the Giants no matter in what current state of their season never ever in a million years show up" game
CrocMother
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Turnovers are a fickle thing. Cowboys went from first in 2014 to last in 2015 with the same defense basically. It's a lot of luck
CrocMother
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He's just got to avoid getting his upper body driven into the ground. He should watch tape of Eli, he's somehow mastered the art of never getting hurt.
Alligatorjandro
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Patriots win the afc east
Dutch Gronk
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Would be neat
Gonna lose all your games!!!
Alligatorjandro
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No we won't
Spectral Glider
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I kind of think this schedule sucks. Steelers playing Turkey Night, Xmas and New Years...bah humbug. I have too much family shit going on at those times. And they kick the season off with a Stuper Bore 50 rematch with Scam going up against who? Butt Fumble? Good lord.
It the year for someone else unless Jimmy lights it up.
Don't complain.
Football brings the family together!
I love watching football with my family. I also like watching it with strangers.
The only people I don't want to watch football with is Bungle and Raven fans (I have a fear or being stabbed in the back). I wouldn't want to be in the same room with Pats fans let alone watch a game with them! But other than these exceptions football is the best!
LyleLanley
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I just saw the pictures of the damage Johnny Football caused in that house. Beyond the drugs they left, it just looks like they made a mess. I don't see where the $32,000 is coming form.
Spectral Glider
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That's just it, nobody in my immediate family watches football. The only one that did was my dad, and he passed away 9 years ago. My girlfriend will if we are out at a bar, but not on the holidays. Let's see, Thanksgiving she'll just be obsessing over black friday shopping. And Xmas and New Years she'll be figuring out if she, or we, are going to her mom's in VA or if her mom will be coming up here with her miserable bitch dog to disrupt everything.
Is this how people view me? ):
CrocMother
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I wonder how long until there is advertising on NFL uniforms
PanicFreak
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Broncos Schedule
WK1 - vs PANTHERS, Sep. 8 - 6:30 p.m. NBC
WK2 - vs COLTS, Sep. 18 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
WK3 - at Bengals, Sep. 25 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK4 - at Buccaneers, Oct. 2 - 2:05 p.m. KKTV
WK5 - vs FALCONS, Oct. 9 - 2:05 p.m. FOX
WK6 - at Chargers, Oct. 13 - 6:25 p.m. KKTV
WK7 - vs TEXANS, Oct. 24 - 6:30 p.m. ESPN
WK8 - vs CHARGERS, Oct. 30 - 2:05 p.m. KKTV
WK9 - at Raiders, Nov. 6 - 6:30 p.m. NBC
WK10 - at Saints, Nov. 13 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK11 - BYE
WK12 - vs CHIEFS, Nov. 27 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
WK13 - at Jaguars, Dec. 4 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK14 - at Titans, Dec. 11 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK15 - vs PATRIOTS, Dec. 18 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
WK16 - at Chiefs, Dec. 25 - 6:30 p.m. NBC
WK17 - vs RAIDERS, Jan. 1 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
I think they start off 0-3 but end up 10-6.
WK1 - vs PANTHERS, Sep. 8 - 6:30 p.m. NBC
WK2 - vs COLTS, Sep. 18 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
WK3 - at Bengals, Sep. 25 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK4 - at Buccaneers, Oct. 2 - 2:05 p.m. KKTV
WK5 - vs FALCONS, Oct. 9 - 2:05 p.m. FOX
WK6 - at Chargers, Oct. 13 - 6:25 p.m. KKTV
WK7 - vs TEXANS, Oct. 24 - 6:30 p.m. ESPN
WK8 - vs CHARGERS, Oct. 30 - 2:05 p.m. KKTV
WK9 - at Raiders, Nov. 6 - 6:30 p.m. NBC
WK10 - at Saints, Nov. 13 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK11 - BYE
WK12 - vs CHIEFS, Nov. 27 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
WK13 - at Jaguars, Dec. 4 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK14 - at Titans, Dec. 11 - 11:00 a.m. KKTV
WK15 - vs PATRIOTS, Dec. 18 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
WK16 - at Chiefs, Dec. 25 - 6:30 p.m. NBC
WK17 - vs RAIDERS, Jan. 1 - 2:25 p.m. KKTV
I think they start off 0-3 but end up 10-6.
Bust out the nachos, burgers and laptop and watch it with GAF.
Speaking of football I really want all the bad things in the world to happen to Burfect. Hopefully the thuggery comes from Baltimore for payback instead of the Steelers.
AngmarsKing701
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I like our schedule. We get one game vs. the Bungles without Burfict playing, which means half our offense should at least make it to the rematch later in the season. We get the Pats, Chiefs and Cowboys at home, all teams that we've struggled with, so having them at home is helpful.
It does suck that we're playing on holidays, because it's distracting.
That said, we're going 19-0 baby! Woo!
Probably 12-4 but still get that 7th ring.
I give it three years tops until advertising comes to uniforms.
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Let's discuss strength of schedule using analytics.
Top 5 / Bottom 5 Stretches, Starts and Finishes based on SoS per Opponent Forecasted Wins
(For all categories below, Hardest = 1, Easiest = 32. Ignores site, focuses only on strength of opponent based on current CG Technology win totals.)
Worst 3 Week Stretch:
1. Saints: wk 6-8 (vs CAR, @ KC, vs SEA)
2. Falcons: wk 4-6 (vs CAR, @ DEN, @ SEA)
3. Jets: wk 4-6 (vs SEA, @ PIT, @ ARI)
4. Eagles: wk 11-13 (@ SEA, vs GB, @ CIN)
5. 49ers: wk 2-4 (@ CAR, @ SEA, vs DAL)
Worst 4 Week Stretch:
1. Jets: wk 3-6 (@ KC, vs SEA, @ PIT, @ ARI)
2. 49ers: wk 2-5 (@ CAR, @ SEA, vs DAL, vs ARI)
3. Redskins: wk 10-13 (vs MIN, vs GB, @ DAL, @ ARI)
4. Seahawks: wk 13-16 (vs CAR, @ GB, vs LA, vs ARI)
5. Falcons: wk 3-6 (@ NO, vs CAR, @ DEN, @ SEA)
Worst 5 Week Stretch:
1. Jets: wk 2-6 (@ BUF, @ KC, vs SEA, @ PIT, @ ARI)
2. 49ers: wk 2-6 (@ CAR, @ SEA, vs DAL, vs ARI, @ BUF)
3. Falcons: wk 4-8 (vs CAR, @ DEN, @ SEA, SD, GB)
4. Redskins: wk 11-15 (vs GB, @ DAL, @ ARI, @ PHI, vs CAR)
5. Seahawks: wk 10-14 (@ NE, vs PHI, @ TB, vs CAR, @ GB)
Worst First Month:
1. Jets: vs CIN, @ BUF, @ KC, vs SEA
2. 49ers: vs LA, @ CAR, @ SEA, vs DAL
3. Bills: @ BAL, vs NYJ, vs ARI, @ NE
4. Broncos: vs CAR, vs IND, @ CIN, @ TB
5. Dolphins: @ SEA, @ NE, vs CLE, @ CIN
Worst Last Month:
1. Ravens: @ NE, vs PHI, @ PIT, @ CIN
2. Dolphins: vs ARI, @ NYJ, @ BUF, vs NE
3. Titans: vs DEN, @ KC, @ JAX, vs HOU
4. Packers: vs SEA, @ CHI, vs MIN, @ DET
5. Bears: @ DET, vs GB, vs WAS, @ MIN
Easiest 3 Week Stretch:
32. Bears: wk 12-14 (vs TEN, vs SF, @ DET)
31. Jets: wk 8-10 (@ CLE, @ MIA, vs LA)
30. Dolphins: wk 10-12 (@ SD, @ LA, vs SF)
29. Bills: wk 15-17 (vs CLE, vs MIA, @ NYJ)
28. Ravens: wk 1-3 (vs BUF, @ CLE, @ JAX)
Easiest 4 Week Stretch:
32. Bears: wk 10-13 (@ TB, @ NYG, vs TEN, vs SF)
31. Jets: wk 7-10 (vs BAL, @ CLE, @ MIA, vs LA)
30. Dolphins: wk 9-12 (vs NYJ, @ SD, @ LA, vs SF)
29. Titans: wk 6-9 (vs CLE, vs IND, vs JAX, @ SD)
28. Redskins: wk 4-7 (vs CLE, @ BAL, vs PHI, @ DET)
Easiest 5 Week Stretch:
32. Bears: wk 10-14 (@ TB, @ NYG, vs TEN, vs SF, @ DET)
31. Titans: wk 5-9 (@ MIA, vs CLE, vs IND, vs JAX, @ SD)
30. Raiders: wk 1-5 (@ NO, vs ATL, @ TEN, @ BAL, vs SD)
29. Dolphins: wk 9-13 (vs NYJ, @ SD, @ LA, vs SF, @ BAL)
28. Redskins: wk 3-7 (@ NYG, vs CLE, @ BAL, vs PHI, @ DET)
Easiest First Month (byes are easy!):
32. Eagles: vs CLE, @ CHI, vs PIT, bye
31. Packers: @ JAX, @ MIN, vs DET, bye
30. Seahawks: vs MIA, @ LA, vs SF, @ NYJ
29. Ravens: vs BUF, @ CLE, @ JAX, vs OAK
28. Raiders: @ NO, vs ATL, @ TEN, @ BAL
Easiest Last Month:
32. Panthers: vs SD, @ WAS, vs ATL, @ TB
31. Steelers: @ BUF, @ CIN, vs BAL, vs CLE
30. Bills: vs PIT, vs CLE, vs MIA, @ NYJ
29. Chiefs: vs OAK, vs TEN, vs DEN, @ SD
28. Cowboys: @ NYG, vs TB, vs DET, @ PHI
yankeehater
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Not sure if out there but source tells me @Eagles were runner-up to @RamsNFL for trade with @Titans for No. 1 pick @NFLonFOX @SiriusXMNFL
Alex Marvez (@alexmarvez) April 14, 2016
Sources says Rams gave package they did because of belief Titans were ready to pull the trigger on a deal with the Eagles.
Howard Balzer (@HBalzer721) April 14, 2016
Alex Marvez (@alexmarvez) April 14, 2016
Sources says Rams gave package they did because of belief Titans were ready to pull the trigger on a deal with the Eagles.
Howard Balzer (@HBalzer721) April 14, 2016
Grover Cleveland
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The Panthers are better than every single team on their schedule. Yes that includes Denver and Seattle.
Luck is bullshit tho so they'll go 12-4.
#notevenkasingrightnow
EDIT: Actually I'm gonna roll that back. I think the Cardinals are the single most talented team in the NFL and its not the playoffs so Palmer will actually play well.
Luck is bullshit tho so they'll go 12-4.
#notevenkasingrightnow
EDIT: Actually I'm gonna roll that back. I think the Cardinals are the single most talented team in the NFL and its not the playoffs so Palmer will actually play well.
zswordsman
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Spectral Glider
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Yeah, the overall schedule itself isn't bad. Certainly in terms of travel, farthest they go is what, Florida? I just like to gripe about things that cause me personal dissatisfaction because I'm old.
Plasticine
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I'm glad the Bears seem to have an easy schedule this year. Last year was a motherfucker. They might be able to reach .500 this season!
What the hell, 12 hours?
zswordsman
Member
Yep. I was just gonna take a small nap. Passed out at 7pm woke up at 7:40am I guess I was more tired that I thought.
Goro Majima
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It's only kinda worthless. Depends how many teams are consistent year over year.
Besides, you have to use some kind of baseline to predict records.
CrocMother
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Jets and Browns got pooped on by the schedule.
Mark Sessler made the point that by the time the Browns home stretch really starts (7 out of 9 on road I think, with two at home being tough teams) they will be 2-7 or 1-8 and nobody will buy tickets
Mark Sessler made the point that by the time the Browns home stretch really starts (7 out of 9 on road I think, with two at home being tough teams) they will be 2-7 or 1-8 and nobody will buy tickets
Himynameischris
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After sleeping on it I've changed my predictions
If Todd Gurley and others have taught us anything, is that injuries mean jack. This dude looks like the best player in the whole draft to me. When he was at UCLA he looked like a Pro playing against high school kids. He's the closest thing I've seen to Lawrence Taylor and Derrick Thomas. It's difficult not to get hyped on this kid.
skLaFarebear
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A bit pessimistic, but at least you're being realistic.
What did we learn from Marcus Lattimore?
I'm just holding out hope he makes it to 8
he was a sentimental pick. The feels got in the way. His injuries were not on the same level as Myles Jack. Jack is a beast for 10 years.
I don't see him slipping past the Jaguars at #5 fam, sorry. The revised drafts have the Browns taking him #2 overall if the Rams take Wentz.
Himynameischris
Member
I almost gave us a W for the bye week but I thought I'd hold back expectations.
Yeah I know ;_; maybe all these trade rumors are true and Howie is trying to move up to #2. Hopefully if they do move up it's not for a QB
Im so fucking proud of you!
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
This is Chris
Chris roots for the Dolphins
When you root for the Dolphins, you inexplicably get your hopes up
When you inexplicably get your hopes up, you get your heart broken
When you get your heart broken, you root for the Cowboys
When you root for the Cowboys, you become a hillbilly degenerate who has a coal powered truck
When you are a hillbilly degenerate with a coal powered truck, you vote for Trump
When you vote for Trump you're a racist
Don't be a racist.
Himynameischris
Member
I would like to revise it again...
DOLPHINS 2016 REGULAR SEASON SCHEDULE
Sunday, Sept. 11 - at Seattle - 4:05 p.m. - L
Sunday, Sept. 18 - at New England - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Sept. 25 CLEVELAND - 1 p.m. - W
Thursday, Sept. 29 - at Cincinnati - 8:25 p.m. - W
Sunday, Oct. 9 - TENNESSEE - 1 p.m. - W
Sunday, Oct. 16 PITTSBURGH - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Oct. 23 BUFFALO - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Oct. 30 - BYE WEEK - L
Sunday, Nov. 6 - N.Y. JETS - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Nov. 13 - at San Diego - 4:05 p.m. - W
Sunday, Nov. 20 - at Los Angeles - 4:05 p.m. - L
Sunday, Nov. 27 - SAN FRANCISCO - 1 p.m. - W
Sunday, Dec. 4 - at Baltimore - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Dec. 11 ARIZONA - 1 p.m. - L
Saturday, Dec. 17 - at N.Y. Jets - 8:25 p.m. - W
Saturday, Dec. 24 - at Buffalo - 1 p.m. - L
Sunday, Jan. 1 - NEW ENGLAND - 1 p.m. - W
7-9 and out of the playoffs by Week 11.
Friend pls ;_;
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