FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Is there a trick to sharpening pencils? Cause I never get them back as sharp as the day I buy them. May as well toss them and buy new ones
 
I think I could really belong here.

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oops I mean my friend could, uh, really belong here.
 
I mean, she's got a boyfriend (who is also a friend) but I could introduce you guys if you want. She's super into Hegel rn if that helps

bummer about the boyfriend but good on her for being philosophically inclined unlike my stupid evil ex wife

Me too, but she's really low on the celebs I'd bang list.

She's on there though.

let's turn this into a list thread rn
 
Are you guys really fucking negging Eva Green? Are you fu... Guh..

Yes, let's replace the regulars with new blood please
 
do the new people know that I'm a celebrity :O I feel like there's not enough oohing and aahing

*sweeps hair back, looking bored*

She's good looking... I GUESS

*pft*

i uhh... don't know how to neg

and I don't know how to describe accurately my thoughts about Eva Green without embarrassing myself and offending jesus himself
 
Oh hey it's Jobbs the guy that's making that game *oooh aaaah*

oh fuck they're going to come ask for my autograph now. I wish I could just get five minutes of peace and quiet!

I'm saving all my Ghost Song dick riding until it actually, you know, comes out

I'm just joking + that's a good idea anyway, but honestly you don't need to ride my dick even after it comes out
 
I'm saving all my Ghost Song dick riding until it actually, you know, comes out

I'm just joking + that's a good idea anyway, but honestly you don't need to ride my dick even after it comes out

oh I know. but it's too late for me. I'm already riding dick for ghost song :O
 
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