FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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The wife on this TLC show is pressuring the husband to get a vasectomy and implying she'll withhold sex or have less sex until such time. The husband clearly isn't comfortable with it (DUH).
That's just so annoying. God damn it, man, if anyone ever asks me to get one I'll shut it down and leave no room for the topic to ever come up again.
That's just so annoying. God damn it, man, if anyone ever asks me to get one I'll shut it down and leave no room for the topic to ever come up again.
I live for these reactions
If I already had kids and my spouse asked me to get a vasectomy so we were free to bang without getting knocked up I'd be all for it. I maybe want two kids tops.
Using sex as a bargaining chip in a relationship is beyond fucked up as well.
She even did the thing where she won't say "vasectomy" and just does a "snip snip" with her fingers
I would re-evaluate every aspect of the relationship if someone did that snip snip thing to me
More triangles face edition. How many triangle can you make with my mole/ beauty spots?
did you take a selfie while taking a shower?
clearly we are at a level of self-parody now
Yeah I agree with that. But if you already have kids what's the damage in having something done to prevent further kids
CrudeDiatribe
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This album came out when I was 15 or 16; I tried to convince myself the girl I had a crush on must be gay for not proclaiming her love for me. I wasn't really successful.
I did love the album, except for when Rivers comes across as a controlling, abusive asshole. Should give it a re-listen.
No harm, but the wife shouldn't be pressuring the husband into it any more than a man should be pressuring a woman into getting an abortion
Both are incredibly personal decisions that should be arrived at truly mutually (or on one's own)
Oh god, I would be gone. (unless kids are involved)
Nothing. But the wife isn't the one to make that decision. It'd be like the husband saying "get your tubes tied or this dick is off the market".
_/¯Well yeah, nothing should be forced upon in a relationship
It's just that I think it's easier for a guy to have a vasectomy than for the girl to have her "tubes tied". If my spouse is willing to go through child birth the least I could do is to go through a little pain to not have more kids.
The point is that he comes across as an asshole. The album is about that depressive time in your life when you think everything is owed to you
Heck its based on Madame Butterfly where a us army person stationed in Japan had a kid with and married a Japanese girl and promised hed be back but just forgot about her after he left while she sat there waiting for him to come back.
That's specifically what the song butterfly is about
Aren't there many non-mutilating options for preventing pregnancy? I mean, really, I understand it might be fun to not have a care in the world with regard to preventing a pregnancy but it's not THAT hard
And if you're worried mainly about the pain of the procedure I think you're missing the point. For me and many other guys I'm sure we just don't like it for specific reasons as well as less specific reasons (my identity as a man -- I simply don't want to shoot blanks, I simply don't want to be altered).
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
A vasectomy is not a mutilation, jeez.
Holy shit your post got worse on that edit.
Holy shit your post got worse on that edit.
Its not like birth control doesn't have side effects. Generally they're considered positive but they're definitely altering your body and I could see someone being opposed to that
how did I not see this lol
ok ok.
I made one. I caved lol
I didn't really know what to write. I feel like it's disafkglmbsgdf
I also didn't know how much to ask for???
like I have no real idea of how much it would cost for food, hotel, car, and everything that would consist in the trip.
Link?
We can't have our own reasons for not wanting a vasectomy? I just don't want to be permanently altered, and that should be reason enough
I also didn't know how much to ask for???
like I have no real idea of how much it would cost for food, hotel, car, and everything that would consist in the trip.
make a plan and figure out a number silly!
if this happens you would owe us incredibly lurid details, too
Look, I think the people that take preventive surgical measures to ensure no unwanted or children they are not financially prepared to take care of is an extremely responsible and mature decision. It's a decision that shouldn't be taken lightly and it should be mutually agreed upon.
People are free to do what they want but at a certain point in my life (probably after I have kids) I will be all for it. Because yeah, dealing with contraceptives is annoying and having my SO get their hormones thrown off via birth control pills is not as ideal as banging with a clear conscience
That's fine. Out of curiosity do you feel the same way about circumcision? Or any surgery in general?
Would you not just stay with him?
unfortunately, he lives with his brother and sister and her kids.
things couldn't really.. progress... if you feel me.............. ... ........ .
that's another thing that's made this more difficult in getting to him. /:
LOL I'll give you all the details haha
and take pictures, of course!
but I really don't know what that kind of stuff costs, so I kind of just threw a number down until I can figure out an accurate number.
Isn't stuff expensive in Cali?
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I've never made anything like this before and I feel awkward.
Depends on the surgery. With respect to circumcision -- It was done to me as a baby, and I don't really like it but I've never known anything else so it's hard to get too hung up.
This just makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up:
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Calling it a mutilation or "permanently altered" is just a bizarre-ass reaction to a relatively simple medical procedure. And considering that it is mostly middle aged married men having this procedure and that the procedure is less risky than tubal ligation.
yeah.... that made me a little sick lol
I have nothing against it for other people, just for me right now. I'm talking about this as someone who's watching a relatively young couple on television and the wife keeps making a scissor motion to a husband who is clearly not 100% comfortable with it
And vasectomies are not reversible, correct? So is "permanently altered" not 100% accurate?
Real talk it may be difficult to raise enough for a full trip from this thread (I think we were more thinking about a plane ticket) but we'll see what happens!
Yo, fuck that (and I'm not opposed to a vasectomy under certain circumstances).
I remember they were trialing a polymer that they would inject that sealed the vas deferens that could be undone with another injection if wanted? Two more needles to the dick than I'd like though.
I'll chuck in $20 in a few days Seaking.
Lucian Cat
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Well this thread got interesting hahaha.
Depends on the surgery. With respect to circumcision -- It was done to me as a baby, and I don't really like it but I've never known anything else so it's hard to get too hung up.
This just makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up:
That is an incredibly awkward gif.
well yeah. I decided to say all of that, because of it being on gofundme, not just for the thread lol. Thought maybe others would see it.
I'd be delusional to think you guys would give me that much lmfao
I don't expect anything though. if no one donates that's cool too. Not like I'm in any worse position lol
cringeworthy
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Ah, The Learning Channel.
The smirk on her face makes it even worse. Poor guy.
Good luck! I threw you some dough.
Ok, there is a strong chance that I will get fired today.
That is a perfect caption on the avatar, I had to laugh at 5 am
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I think it's more cringing that you guys are taking a show on TLC as serious.
I just saw that! Thank you so much! I'd hug you if I could!
Sad, but that's more than I make in a paycheck lately.
Everything is serious. Nothing is farce.
Well, I know at least some of it is serious, because i see 5 babies
They aren't props
If they are props, this is incredible for a TLC budget
And all of the sudden Im crying and feeling insecure about everything. Fuck this shit
Vazra, nooooo. What's wrong? :C
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
after 5 kids
bring on the scissors
bring on the scissors
after 5 kids
bring on the scissors
I'd grow a dick and give myself a vasectomy after 5.
Do not be insecure about everything. All will be fine, do not worry.And all of the sudden Im crying and feeling insecure about everything. Fuck this shit
Just go meet your boyfriend.
Duddeee. You're a badass. Thanks again <3
Anyone ever have a moment where they felt super accomplished/proud of themselves? I wanna hear about it!
And all of the sudden Im crying and feeling insecure about everything. Fuck this shit
Dudes are offering to pay you to model jockstraps bro.
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