The UK votes to leave the European Union |OUT2| Mayday, Mayday, I've lost an ARM

Status
Not open for further replies.
Our foreign secretary is a man who called the President of the United States a "part-Kenyan" with "ancestral dislike of the British Empire".
 
OK, you guys are joking over there in the UK right? This can't be real anymore. I don't know if I should laugh or cry. Boris in charge of foreign affairs..... wow...
 
 
Can anyone seriously defend Boris' appointment?
I mean im being a dick to everyone is one thing...
Him chickening out of any responsibility for the steaming pile of shit that is Brexit the other...

What the fuck is going on?
 
Finally picked myself up off the floor, with us now needing better ties globally she appoints BJ as foreign secretary, hahahahahahaha, damn on floor again.
 
Zaph said:

His comments in a 2007 article for the Daily Telegraph have overshadowed his six-day trip to Boston, New York and Washington, during which he has dined with British model and TV personality Alexa Chung and Vogue editor Anna Wintour. In the article, Johnson wrote of the former first lady: “She represents, on the face of it, everything I came into politics to oppose: not just a general desire to raise taxes and nationalise things, but an all-round purse-lipped political correctness.”German cars will save us or something.

His personal attack continued: “She’s got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital.”​


Our country is the fucking laughing stock of the world.
Click to expand...
German cars will save us or something.
 
tomtom94 said:
Don't know who she is but I think it's a fair assumption she'll carry on May's legacy no?
Click to expand...
She's a comparative rookie, first elected in 2010. Only been in cabinet for a year, as Energy Secretary. She was Osborne's parliamentary private secretary for a bit before that.
 
Boris as FS, Rudd as HS, Hammond as Chancellor? Fuck me, the madmen really are in charge of the asylum.
 
PJV3 said:
I don't know if I should be anxious or laugh my head off.
Click to expand...


I was kinda worried at first, but then I thought what a ridiculous appointment, hilarious choice and now we will be even more of a joke on the world stage. Texted my dad he thought I was taking the piss.
 
Fallon remains DS? Oh my god this gets worse and worse. This is Treehouse of Horror levels now.
 
Can the 48% of us who didn't want to leave the EU vote to take some of the country and stay in the EU and not have a bunch of fuckwits lead the country? I'd be fine with it being called Wee Britain or the United Dom or whatever.
 
pulsemyne said:
If there was ever a time to bring back spitting image then now is the time. It's a comedy writers dream.
Click to expand...

It's like we got a bit nervous about the rest of the world starting to produce good comedy, so we put on the biggest live performance the world has ever seen.

Not looking forward to the Blackadder-esque ending.
 
Rudd, the new Home Secretary, was a Remain-er, and during one of the debates said she wouldn't trust Boris Johnson to drive her home after a night out.
 
Zomba13 said:
Can the 48% of us who didn't want to leave the EU vote to take some of the country and stay in the EU and not have a bunch of fuckwits lead the country? I'd be fine with it being called Wee Britain or the United Dom or whatever.
Click to expand...
We're trying but you fuckers seem determined to drag us down with you.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

  • Locked
Resetera and the pedo problem (updates)
NSFW  43 44 45 46 47
2K
487K
notkeylime replied
  • Locked
What is the most painless way to commit suicide?
3
4K
EviLore replied
  • Locked
What relaxes you the most?
0
4K
Halo is Back replied
The Crisis in Venezula
2
2K
God Enel replied
Nutrition and studies - what does the science say?
10
8K
mekes replied
Top Bottom