They're Essex girls
You know what, maybe it is your fault OP.
lol jokes, jokes.
They're Essex girls
Call the fucking cops right now. Someone murdered the English language.Charming text I have just received from her friend.
So no prizes for guessing where she is.
Charming text I have just received from her friend.
So no prizes for guessing where she is.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
Send the dick pic to the friend.
Not from the UK, but is this how you text with a cockney accent?
They're Essex girls, so you can probably imagine the accent.
I don't talk like that, I've got more of a London accent (not posh).
When they talk they're like "You alright babe *mwah*" (say that in the Essex accent and you can imagine how annoying it is)
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!?
Wait, she actually ran off to the strange dick? What a bitchhhhh.
Time to officially cut ties with her, OP.
her mate cheats on you but you're the cunt
Love british lasses
I bet her mate is proper classy
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
They're Essex girls, so you can probably imagine the accent.
I don't talk like that, I've got more of a London accent (not posh).
When they talk they're like "You alright babe *mwah*" (say that in the Essex accent and you can imagine how annoying it is)
Baston? The tiny little town in Lincolnshire?Oh..now I'm reading your texts with a brit accent...
Is a chav like the UK trailer trash of America or someone from Baston?
Oh..now I'm reading your texts with a brit accent...
Is a chav like the UK trailer trash of America or someone from Baston?
Charming text I have just received from her friend.
So no prizes for guessing where she is.
Charming text I have just received from her friend.
So no prizes for guessing where she is.
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
Take 2 aspirin and ly down
This is her mate that lives locally (not whatsapp bike dick)
She's really loud and mouthy (not sure if you use that description in America). I'm not even going to reply to it.
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
I'll never understand the British and their use of "fink".
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
Then call the authorities if you can and see if they can help keep your shit safeI'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
You do know, its only the uneducated who use it?
....uh, I don't think that's what happened.
Wait, she actually ran off to the strange dick? What a bitchhhhh.
Time to officially cut ties with her, OP.
Charming text I have just received from her friend.
So no prizes for guessing where she is.
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc
Why should OP move his stuff? She should leave.
They're Essex girls, so you can probably imagine the accent.
I don't talk like that, I've got more of a London accent (not posh).
When they talk they're like "You alright babe *mwah*" (say that in the Essex accent and you can imagine how annoying it is)
Charming text I have just received from her friend.
So no prizes for guessing where she is.
They're Essex girls, so you can probably imagine the accent.
I don't talk like that, I've got more of a London accent (not posh).
When they talk they're like "You alright babe *mwah*" (say that in the Essex accent and you can imagine how annoying it is)
Okay, that's super scummy. Fuck her. Def time to move on.
No she's with her friend locally.
The reason I think this is because her friend that lives down the road ( a few blocks) is the one that text me.
She's got a loud mouth on her, and always interferes though. I don't really like her, but have always tolerated her because she's her friend.
But she's got no respect, like I ask people to take shoes off, she never would, and she'd do things like touch my tv (yeah first world problems) but I don't want paw prints on it, there's no reason to touch it.
And when she'd stay round the white sheets would be brown the next day.
old girl still locking herself in the bathroom?>
No she's with her friend locally.
The reason I think this is because her friend that lives down the road ( a few blocks) is the one that text me.
She's got a loud mouth on her, and always interferes though. I don't really like her, but have always tolerated her because she's her friend.
But she's got no respect, like I ask people to take shoes off, she never would, and she'd do things like touch my tv (yeah first world problems) but I don't want paw prints on it, there's no reason to touch it.
And when she'd stay round the white sheets would be brown the next day.
Oh..now I'm reading your texts with a brit accent...
Is a chav like the UK trailer trash of America or someone from Baston?
I'd love to but it's actually impossible.
It's currently 11:30pm here, and I've got nowhere to go, and no way of transporting my stuff. I drive a tiny 2 seater, so couldn't even fit my clothes in there, let alone furniture, pc, consoles etc