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[Xun]

Video footage of OCD girlfriends mate.

Young Leave voters in a nutshell.

 

[stan423321]

Not British but what does "down her stuff" mean

Is the GF's friend sticking up for cheating or something?

"snooping around her iPad as usual, I see"

Explained in OP to be shared, looks like someone forgot about it.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Oh my.

OP, regardless who your gf is,

You can do better.

 

[Always-honest]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Hahaha

 

[Markoman]

More accurate

I'm not going to leave this thread now until the wardens call me for morning exercise.
I would do them...all 3 of them. Only problem, those girls remind me of my mothers.

 

[Atilac]

OP, get your parents to help move your stuff. You seem very handsome from your pics that were posted earlier, you'll find another. If her trashy friend keeps giving you shit upload the evidence in picture form to facebook and tag them in it. Explaining how you came about the wheelbarrow of cocks your ex wanted to engorge herself upon.

By and large though, worry about yourself and your property, don't leave your apartment with your stuff still in it.

 

[BokehKing]

A little bit off topic but GAF... owning a truck pays for itself. Even if it is an old truck. It is moments like these where you can just put your shit on the back strap it down and roll the fuck off. If you were by me OP I would help you out just so your stuff was safe damn.

Was saying earlier I use to own a pick up
My friends would call me during moments like this all the time "I need help grabbing my tv and my dreamcast" you have to remember back in the 90's TV's were as huge as shit and not flat at all

 

[avaya]

I think i'm with you.

First thought: Wow,what an rough and unpleasant person

second thought: I wonder how the sex with her would be like

third thought: OMG, i'm part of the problem

Essex girls aren't like those. But yes, the sex is, goddamn.....goddamn,

 

[Prologue]

Charming text I have just received from her friend.

So no prizes for guessing where she is.

I'm from nyc and I don't even understand what he's trying to say.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Not British but what does "down her stuff" mean

Is the GF's friend sticking up for cheating or something?

I think she meant she's coming down to pick up her stuff.

 

[commedieu]

Stay on the lease and invite the dude with the other dick to come live with you. Then you can live in a sitcom.

I'd try to get a roomate. Talk to apt manager.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Having read every single goddamn post in this thread, it has been a fucking rollercoaster.

Spoiler

I'm almost embarassed to admit I read the entire thread with the FFVII boss battle theme posted earlier.

You did good OP. You ripped off the band-aid. Now just be careful and mitigate the fallout.

Time to sleep. I'll catch up on the proceedings in the morning.

 

[LifEndz]

OP's a fucking stallion.

Stallion? More like a gelding.

Spoiler

Sorry, OP. Hang in there buddy.

 

[ShipTheCheese]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

My colleagues just gave me funny looks for the noise I made upon reading this post.

Amazing

 

[The Beard]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Yeah, OP is a handsome sob.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Anyone remember the GAF thread about this picture? Been trying to find it:I

 

[alife]

So her wheezing bag of dick tits friend called you out? Tell him that she tastes like Mama June after hot yoga; like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss, then leave.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

OP's a fucking stallion.

Seriously. Damn. No wonder he's handling this so well.

Seriously, though, OP. Don't leave anything alone in that place you can't live without. Especially if she has trashy friends she's going to bring around. That fancy TV is a prime candidate for something that will be smashed if you go to work tomorrow and leave it behind. Call whoever the fuck you need to call to get that shit gone today, or call in to work tomorrow and get it done tomorrow.

 

[BokehKing]

"snooping around her iPad as usual, I see"

Explained in OP to be shared, looks like someone forgot about it.

The nerve of this lady


I never understood this logic

"Open iPad, there is picture od girlfriend having sex with some other dude"

"Yo, you had sex with this dude?"

"Yyou went through my phone? How DARE you!!"

 

[Zeyphersan]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

 

[Angry Chair]

What does the one on the right have between her tits? Is that a cigarette? I hope it's not lit.

Why did you make me look!

 

[Zackat]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

damn tho

 

[Calion]

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Go get em tiger

 

[Oveja Negra]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

StalkerUKCG

-_-

 

[KeyBladerXIII]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Didn't know Sam Witwer and Brett Dalton had a kid.

 

[platakul]

Chavette going to stab you with a bottle of whatever cheap liquor you drink over there if you dont move out now. Your credit may take a hit but you'll still have your jugular.

 

[backflip10019]

OP I'm straight but you are damn good looking. You'LOL find someone worthwhile no problem.

 

[Nightbird]

Essex girls aren't like those. But yes, the sex is, goddamn.....goddamn,

YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT EASIER FOR ME DAMNIT ;-;

So i'm gonna need to go clubbing again right? .-.

 

[Mossybrew]

I don't get all this "pack up your shit and instantly leave your home" advice. Who among you would really be prepared to do that? That seems an extreme overreaction. I'd take pics of your stuff in case and be ready to call the police if you think she'd really go that far. Set up a cam or something to record your flat when you go to work if you're really paranoid.

 

[avaya]

Also can't believe no one has said this. Go to your GP, NHS Walk-in or whatever and get yourself checked out, she been fucking about.

 

[Idiot]

The thirst.

 

[Lashley]

OP I'm straight but you are damn good looking. You'LOL find someone worthwhile no problem.

ye, op will be fine

 

[ferrasvansen]

Also can't believe no one has said this. Go to your GP, NHS Walk-in or whatever and get yourself checked out, she been fucking about.

Yeah wise words, best be carefully and get checked out, better safe than sorry.

 

[Cabbagehead]

Also can't believe no one has said this. Go to your GP, NHS Walk-in or whatever and get yourself checked out, she been fucking about.

THIS HOLY SHIT SUPER NEGLIGENT!!


Get on that OP regardless.

 

[johancruijff]

shoutout to FlashbladeGAF for posting the recap every 10 post

 

[PaulExcellent]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Wait.
THAT'S OP?

OCDGuy, how you doin'?

 

[KillGore]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

Well damn. If OP is this good looking, I can't imagine how his ex looks like. Anyways OP, sorry for your situation.

 

[Anticol]

Tell her, "if you value our relationship come out and talk, otherwise I will go and not come back".

Not to self: "Never follow zukuu's advice"

 

[Calion]

This whole thing feels likes good Twitter story.

 

[Yurikerr]

More accurate

The blonde one looks like a older Carmen Elektra....

 

[Codiox]

So is this Essex something like gordie shore? Or is that another league?

 

[Negaduck]

Thanks for helping me get through work today OP. I'm sorry that this happened to you, it's shitty.

But threads this great don't happen everyday.

 

[Askherserenity]

I've learned so many things from this thread as an American.

Chav accents are really attractive.

 

[Kaako]

OCD, status report on OLED(?)
You've packed and put it away safely, correct? Priorities best be in check.

 

[FlashbladeGAF]

I wonder if she told her friend everything.

"I came in to the apartment and he was looking through my text messages... he violated my trust, and I didn't do anything wrong."

 

[ferrasvansen]

Thanks for helping me get through work today OP. I'm sorry that this happened to you, it's shitty.

But threads this great don't happen everyday.

Yeah Neogaf off topic thread of the year so far for me.

 

[avaya]

YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT EASIER FOR ME DAMNIT ;-;

So i'm gonna need to go clubbing again right? .-.

Bars are better bet. I picked her up, well she picked me up at a bar. Club is 50-50 chancer territory.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

So is this Essex something like gordie shore? Or is that another league?

Geordie shore is the other less rich side of the UK.

 

[Zetta]

Send this to the friend


https://youtu.be/fedG5o-PRFI

omg LMFAO ........ this shit nearly killed me lol. I couldn't breath from laughing holy shit. OP just get out, not worth your time seeing as having a conversation with her is not going to end well.

 

[chrizzz09]

OP's a fucking stallion.

OP can bring his 55'' OLED to my house and live with me. I'll make him eggs in the morning and send him to work a happy man.

We need a pic of his ex too... You know ...for comparison