LunaticLMD
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OP is a good looking guy. He should be fine.
And that video by sunhi... wow.
Gold.
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And that video by sunhi... wow.
Gold.
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So I just went on my girlfriends ipad....
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I know.
I'm from the UK.
I'm asking because, shockingly, I've been asleep since page 21.
ChubbleDucks
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I'm also from UK and was still refreshing this thread at 1am.
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She tried calling him once, and texted him "are you still up... text back" in the middle of the night and he didn't respond.
Oh I see. Thanks for the update.
dreamcastmaster
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Op will be awake soon for updates.
Nexus Zero
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I had to stop eating my cereal jesus christ amazing
OP jesus at her mate's txt. Seems like that's the way it will go.
Call in sick into work if you can. Rent a storage unit and a truck get everything out. Print out your screen caps and leave it in the empty apartment.
But get out of dodge. There is no way you can live there anymore.
Call in sick into work if you can. Rent a storage unit and a truck get everything out. Print out your screen caps and leave it in the empty apartment.
But get out of dodge. There is no way you can live there anymore.
NSFW
But this is the first thing I thought of reading the OP. If only the OP was that lucky.
But seriously NSFW
but more people do need to see that movie.
But this is the first thing I thought of reading the OP. If only the OP was that lucky.
But seriously NSFW
but more people do need to see that movie.
No hyperbole - you make this world a better place. Thank you.
Go_Ly_Dow
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davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
omfg hahahahaha
InfiniteBento
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Sorry to be that guy, but can someone quote me to the posts on what's happened since the bathroom door slam? This thread jumped like 40 pages since I went to sleep.
Wouldn't talk to him. Went to her mate's. Got called a cunt by her mate by text. Got some missed calls and a text:"you awake" from herself. OP seems to have held firm and gone to sleep.
Barnaby_Jones
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I second this man's motion to put this thread forward as current Thread Of The Year. Hell, it'll take a miracle to get better than this so crown OCD the champ now and be done with it.
Always-honest
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Amazing thread.
Boozeroony
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We are not worthy.
texhnolyze
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So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
He has nothing to worry about indeed.
AudioEppa
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So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
Outstanding Thread.
can't decide between this, the Taylor Swift thread or the Plagiarism one, gaf has been good value this week, well done
Oh man lol. Only just managed to watch this, but the hype is real. Best thing on GAF right now lol
Herbspiceguy
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... Day 2
MarkMclovin
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OP did you go to work? I'd call in sick if I were you or you could find your stuff trashed.
ferrasvansen
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Thank you, made me laugh so much i woke up my nephew.
CadetMahoney
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We need girth and cut/uncut details.
Imp the Dimp
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rofl
OCD bro, I hope you're doing okay man. Must be a terrible thing to go through. By all accounts (just read page 1 and the summary) you seem to be taking this well enough, just take some time for yourself.
Aw shit man, you are quite the physical specimen. If ever you're in the Philippines, hit me up, and I would gladly be your less attractive friend you roll with just to bask in the female attention that you'll receive.
Aw shit man, you are quite the physical specimen. If ever you're in the Philippines, hit me up, and I would gladly be your less attractive friend you roll with just to bask in the female attention that you'll receive.
Baleoce
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Just woke up to this. Losing my shit xD
Nabs
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This may be your finest piece yet. Thanks.
The greatest genius of our time.
Devilgunman
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Thank you for summing up.
He has probably been sleeping.
It's 09:27 in the UK now.
This is something else wow, lmao!
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