Spaced Harrier
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Not to OP you're not.
So I just went on my girlfriends ipad....
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Not to OP you're not.
I didn't realize how many pages were here, I'm caught up now (for the most part).
-ImaginaryInsider
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At this point, I feel bad you spent 4 years of your life with this girl. Once all the legal stuff is sorted and her stuff is gone, you block her number at the carrier/provider level, block her email, block her on social media, and cut her out of your life like the relationship cancer she is.
Make sure you keep the dick pic and the cheating conversation, she is absolutely going to try and destroy you socially, her being able to lie straight faced to your mom takes a certain kind of person (or sociopath) and it's a preview of things to come.
It's not even remotely over... and she will still likely try to crawl back even after all she's done.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Go_Ly_Dow
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we also need a bathroom
Sho_Nuff82
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Bad people are so predictable. SMH.
Everything out of her mouth from this point on is pure pride. She's going to come at you with all kinds of bullshit. On social media. Shit-talking you to friends, bartenders, family. She will try to fuck you out of the apartment and anything in it, any way she can. Get those papers signed ASAP, with witnesses.
NEVER meet up with her alone or with her friends in tow. Be smart about this.
Zombie James
Banned
Thats a thought
Dorsal Axe
Member
I made an adjustment. Hope you don't mind:
Now we just need the parents in the background somewhere.
When OPs girl was telling her story, her friend was suddenly acting like an angel, being quiet and comforting her.
Anyway, go wild guys, I was thinking maybe there should be a motorcycle peaking in the background somewhere, but I don't have time.
Efren is G.O.A.T.
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What a crazy story. Glad you dealt with it like a boss
Alebrije
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Please.
I read three pages last night, then went to bed. Come back after work today and there's 40+ pages.
WTF happened??
He says his parents are proper, the girl's friend is clearly a .... let's see, I'm learning here, .... chav? Chavette? Regardless, I'm pretty sure the parents are not going to be particularly sad that the son they care about is moving on from those messy people.
-ImaginaryInsider
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Excellent advice, especially not meeting up alone.
She will play nice at some point, especially if the OP ignores her completely, she'll change tactics.
If the OP meets up alone, he's giving her a blank cheque for nearly any accusation her and her friend could think of.
Helensmith
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Thank goodness the OP had the foresight to screenshot the evidence, can't believe what crazy liars some people are in relationships.
super-heated plasma
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You should have just said: "I have the proof for my story. Where's yours?" And left it at that. I also would have been laughing and eye rolling through her whole fabrication.
In the light of the recent awesome picture, please don't forget this earlier gem:
My interpretation of things to come (pardon the shitty drawing):
Yeah I'm not going to give her any ammo at all.
Hell I'm not even going to have a phone conversation with her, it will be perfect for her to twist what I say.
Tatsumi Oga
Banned
Holy shit. 90 pages? So what is the outcome of all this?
-ImaginaryInsider
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Yep, told the OP's mom to her face he is the cheater.
i3allistic
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DAMN, OP too nice too this heffa ....i woulda unleash my ultimate and finish her off
InfiniteBento
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That seems odd. Don't see the point in her doing that and trying to justify to his mom. Were the ex and his mom close or something? Did OP show his mom the proof that she lied?
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OP please update your original post to get us all caught up to speed easily!
Lashley
Why does he wear the mask!?
Perfection
Maybe OCD should edit his first post with the picture and one of the many abbreviated storylines?
For those needing a recap..
More has happened since, but this is a pretty good summary of events.
Also, I am genuinely sorry for what happened OP. All in all you seem like a great dude who didn't deserve any of this. Keep your head up & as others have said, you'll be fine. However, I think I speak for everyone when I say THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD. Cheers OP.
So here is the run down for people
- OP Has a 55" OLED TV and High End Gaming PC.
- OP Co-rents a property with his cock hungry GF
- OP casually uses the iPad and once he unlocks it he sees a conversation in which the GF has been getting dick picks from another guy and suggesting she wants to bounce on it.
- OP Diligently saves the conversation and emails himself.
- GAF spends an entire work day and 28 pages giving mostly great advice on how to deal with the situation
- OP Comes up with a plan to start removing his expensive items from the property during the day tomorrow before GF returns home at which point he will confront her using GAF's sages advice
- GF comes home and quickly grabs the iPad so she cant slyly see some more strange salami.
- OP Is overcome with rage and quips the timeless words "fancy seeing some more dick?"
- GF freaks the fuck out and retorts "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"
- GF runs to bathroom to contemplate how badly she fucked up (and/or) get some more of that big ass motobike dick
- OP talks to a door for a bit
- GF comes out of bathroom and pushes OP out the way and leaves
- OP is now alone
- GF is out in the wild, maybe getting taken to O town by Big Dig Mcgee.
- A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED THE GAME - GF's friend sends OP the eloquently worded prose ""Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt""
- GF is seemingly staying with a local friend and spinning the story her way
Additional Material
- Who do u fink u r goin dwn her stuff u cunt"" translates as "Who do you think you are going down her stuff like that you cunt" Not common parlance but basically means "How dare you read her private messages like that"
- OP's GF is a typical "Essex's Girl" by all accounts. Example
Also it turns out OP has nothing to worry about as the gods carved him from pure sexy
More has happened since, but this is a pretty good summary of events.
Also, I am genuinely sorry for what happened OP. All in all you seem like a great dude who didn't deserve any of this. Keep your head up & as others have said, you'll be fine. However, I think I speak for everyone when I say THANK YOU FOR THIS THREAD. Cheers OP.
Most posts in first 24 hours than most threads this year. (Maybe someone with some time can actually crunch the numbers properly.)
Another interesting part is that they turned up again while his parents were there, totally prepared. It might have been a coincidence or they might have staked out OP's place.
friskykillface
Banned
Dat recap , thanks , almost 100 pages lol
Sorry to hear about this OP but you'll bounce back , I'm straight and even I'd date you ;p
Just hopefully she doesn't get your stuff
Sorry to hear about this OP but you'll bounce back , I'm straight and even I'd date you ;p
Just hopefully she doesn't get your stuff
She would have recognised my parents car parked outside, so she knew they were there.
That's why they didn't come in shouting and screaming, or the friend didn't rather.
CMojicaAce
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This is a good recap for those just joining us:
Since then, the OP's ex came back with her furious friend but OP didn't let them in. OP's parents came by to help move some things out and his ex and friend once again showed up. But this time, his ex was in tears and her friend was as quiet as a mouse. They made up a story of how the OP continually saw other women behind her back.
Since then, the OP's ex came back with her furious friend but OP didn't let them in. OP's parents came by to help move some things out and his ex and friend once again showed up. But this time, his ex was in tears and her friend was as quiet as a mouse. They made up a story of how the OP continually saw other women behind her back.
LookAtMeGo
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I was here.
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