When I walk my dog and he takes a shit I don't pick it up

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Calamari41

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Growing up, the neighbor three houses down would open their front door and let their two dogs run over to our front yard and drop their deuces. Apparently my dad saved like a big box full of them over time, and then one morning dumped the whole thing on their doorstep. Miraculously, the pooping stopped immediately.

OP, I hope a neighbor is keeping a secret dog shit box and waiting for the right time.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
Actually it's terrible for the environment because it can spread organisms like worms or bacterial diseases that wouldn't otherwise be there. Then other dogs who live in the area get infected from playing in the dirt/eating grass/chewing paws or whatever and now you're spreading some infections parasite or disease all over the town.

My cat poops outside too
 
My girlfriend gets pissed at me for this.



One time I was walking my dog and had actually picked up her god damn shit like 10 minutes prior, was like alright least that's done. Then she squats and takes another dump on this front lawn.

Just then the garage opens and this family of like 5 people are all staring at my dog dropping a hot load on their lawn. Since I had no more bags and wasn't about to pick that shit up with my hand, just had to walk off with an apology.

Oh well.

Nah you could have apologised and asked for a plastic bag. If that was me, i'll chase you down with a plastic bag
 

Kyuur

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Seriously OP? It's people like you who cause my neighbours to put up passive aggressive signs about dogs going on their lawn. It's a $100 fine each time if you're caught where I live.
 
Pick up after your dog man, stop giving the rest of us a bad name!

I literally got in in arguement with a neighbor because another dog owner didn't clean up after their dog and accused me of it....luckily I had my dog shit in its bag to prove it.....not happy to admit that...
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
I've pooped outside once, I didn't pick it up.

Every animal poops outside.

It's not the end of the world.

lol.

I hope you all step in dog poop.

And then track it in the house.

And then you need to get a new welcome mat because you're terrified of dog poop.
 

Mathieran

Banned
If it's in your own yard fine. But when it's in the yards of your neighbors it's not. People don't wanna step in dog shit. Some of us have children too, and they find that stuff if it's there. Pick your god damn shit.
 

excowboy

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OP, I live right near our city centre so outdoor space is a premium. Fortunately, there is a small green field at the end of our street next to the canal. Unfortunately, I can't let me daughters play on it cos it is covered in dog shit. Thanks for making the lives of kids in your neighborhood appreciably worse x
 
I walk the dog in a conservation park like 10 steps from me. Giant birds, alligators, and the occasional panther take shits all over there..and so did my dog.

OP, I live right near our city centre so outdoor space is a premium. Fortunately, there is a small green field at the end of our street next to the canal. Unfortunately, I can't let me daughters play on it cos it is covered in dog shit. Thanks for making the lives of kids in your neighborhood appreciably worse x
You don't let them play on the ship?
 

Exile20

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Fuck you.

I have a 2 year old who I want around the neighborhood with. She could easily try to pick it up or step in it.
 

karasu

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I've pooped outside once, I didn't pick it up.

Every animal poops outside.

It's not the end of the world.

lol.

I hope you all step in dog poop.

And then track it in the house.

And then you need to get a new welcome mat because you're terrified of dog poop.
Edgy
 
When I was a kid our nextdoor neighbor used to let his dog run wild and shit wherever it wanted, including our backyard. Eventually my mother lost it, scooped it up with shovel, and launched it into his pool while he was swimming in it. He didn't say a word, but after that his dog was always on a leash and confined to his yard.
 

Leatherface

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As long as the dog isn't shitting in peoples yards or high traffic areas who the fuck cares? Animals have been shitting since the dawn of time.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children
I bet this thread has the highest rate per capita on the internet of people who subject their dogs to this
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When I was a kid our nextdoor neighbor used to let his dog run wild and shit wherever it wanted, including our backyard. Eventually my mother lost it, scooped it up with shovel, and launched it into his pool while he was swimming in it. He didn't say a word, but after that his dog was always on a leash and confined to his yard.

lmao

Your mom is awesome
 

commedieu

Banned
That moment you realize you're that asshole.
It's feces. It attracts flies. It smells. It's easy to just bag it and toss it.

If you're in a rural area I take it all back though.


Pics of yards op!

NOW!
 
As long as the dog isn't shitting in peoples yards or high traffic areas who the fuck cares? Animals have been shitting since the dawn of time.
I've pooped outside once, I didn't pick it up.

Every animal poops outside.

It's not the end of the world.

lol.

I hope you all step in dog poop.

And then track it in the house.

And then you need to get a new welcome mat because you're terrified of dog poop.

God damn it, a poop defense force. I don't know why I'm surprised.
 

Maximus.

Member
As a fellow dog owner, you are a piece of shit and are the reason people frown and give dirty looks or are paranoid about dog shit. Clean that shit up you clown.
 

rjinaz

Member
I bet this thread has the highest rate per capita on the internet of people who subject their dogs to this

Are we going to pretend that not picking up dog shit isn't illegal in most urban areas? Why are you acting like a few people are just overreacting here.
 

Ray Wonder

Founder of the Wounded Tagless Children

It's only edgy to the type people who are afraid of seeing unknown outdoor dog poo

Are we going to pretend that not picking up dog shit is illegal in most urban areas? Why are you acting like a few people are just overreacting here.

Yeah so is not keeping your grass a certain height, in some areas. You can get fined or evicted. A lot of people are definitely overreacting.
 

Seventy70

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Using that logic, I'll throw my half-eaten burger and fries onto the street. It's biodegradable so making me neighborhood look trashy is fine~ Better yet, I'll leave it on your front porch.

I've never thought about this. What if you were walking on the road or sidewalk and you spilled a milkshake. How would you clean it?
 
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