When I was growing up in Bakersfield, my favourite thing in the whole world was to go to the movies on Saturday afternoons to watch Marvel films. Boy, I loved Marvel films, except
Thor: Dark World, that was crap.
Anyway, my absoloute favourite Marvel movies were always the
Avengers films. Especially
Avengers: Infinity War! And it ended on such a cliffhanger too! Thanos had the Avengers cornered, all of the superheroes were completely helpless before him, even Ant-Man, and Thanos was going to kill them all! And I was so upset and excited, and the next week, you better believe I was first in line for
Avengers: Infinity War Part 2!
So
Part 2 started things off exactly how the first part ended! There was Thanos, standing over the Avengers...about to destroy them all! And then suddenly...Tony Stark jumps up and says "I'm going to build my
own Infinity Gauntlet, and it'll be even better and biggerer than
yours Thanos!" So he does build it, and then he uses his
own Infinity Gauntlet to beat Thanos! And all the kids cheered!
But
I didn't cheer. I stood right up in that theatre and started shouting! "This doesn't make any sense! Have you all got
amnesia? Tony Stark isn't a
god! He can't invent
everything in the Marvel Universe! They keep cheating us! This isn't fair! TONY STARK WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BUILD A COCK - A - DOODIE INFINITY GAUNTLET!"