And it's been awful every single time. Stop it.
Hence the trope
Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy
SPEAKING OF STORMTROOPERS
What the fuck is the point of that armor? Is it REALLY made of plastic? How you gonna have all that armor and still get knocked the fuck out like that so easily?
Can anyone explain the Stormtropper's line about another type of Stormtrooper being taken out of duty due to being obsolete? Didn't understand the reference.
And it's been awful every single time. Stop it.
My headcanon says that the Stormtroopers missed Chirrut Imwe not because the Force/faith protected him, but because they are the stupid, incompetent soldiers that cannot aim to save their lives, just like in the OT.
It's funnier that way.![]()
"Daisy Ridley had charisma" yeah and it was over the top the majority of the time.
I see the fan film complaint. I don't agree, but I see it. But holding onto TFA through this as something more is annoying.
Of course they are. They want clicks.wow RLM is savaging it
damn
Wasn't there a canon explanation that the stormtroopers were shipped blasters with faulty sights or something? Or was that EU?
Ha ha ha ha! This is the same thing I've thought since I was a kid, while watching the OT. The Stormtrooper armor is useless. It protects against pretty much nothing, not laser blasts, not punches to the head, not kicks, no nothing.
It makes me laugh how the Empire managed to conquer entire star systems with such an incompetent army.
At least the clones were one badass, well-organized army that took no shit from anyone (Except Palpatine...). Stormtroopers are just hilarious in comparison. So clumsy.
They are talking about a Speeder model.
Of course they are. They want clicks.
After the force helped Leia recognize someone she possibly has never met in VII idk how it works anymore
Also, based on the film, I think we can retcon the A New Hope exchange at the beginning of the movie to this:
Leia: I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!
Vader: Bitch, I just saw your ship with the Rebels not five minutes ago.
Over the top acting is synonymous with Star Wars.
In A New Hope, Luke calls it a uniform, and does't really refer to it as armour.
Lucas didn't think that far ahead.
Yea the forced cameo shit in these movies are definitely going old. That C-3PO cameo was absolutely stupid.
That "I have a bad feeling about this" had me groaning out loud.
I'm fine with that line being there. It's in every movie. It's an inside joke.
I get that you can overdo the references, but some people are acting like you can't put any of the trademark elements in there. There is indeed a line you can overstep, but 'bad feeling' isn't it. That's like complaining about Indiana Jones' 'I hate snakes'. These aren't super serious movies.
I'm not going to rewrite my entire Terry Pratchett Narrativium speech from a few pages back but I think the complaining about the references has reached a silly level at this point. TFA overstepped it by shaping the entire plot to the shape of New Hope/Empire, but it was fine in this movie. Silly winks at the audience are just as big of a part of movies like Star Wars/Indiana Jones/Back to the Future as good visual design, certain music cues, etc. Some people get an instant reflux by the mere sight of something from an older movie. This is Star Wars after all, surely they're allowed to use some of it?
"Daisy Ridley had charisma" yeah and it was over the top the majority of the time.
I see the fan film complaint. I don't agree, but I see it. But holding onto TFA through this as something more is annoying.
The ssh/quiet made it feel fresh. Thought it was brilliant.Yea the forced cameo shit in these movies are definitely going old. That C-3PO cameo was absolutely stupid.
That "I have a bad feeling about this" had me groaning out loud.
That's even dumber, then. If that's an 'uniform' and not an armor, then it protects against absolutely nothing. The Empire is sending their soldiers to conquer planets while wearing something that a slingshot could penetrate.
I think that speaks worse of the Star Wars universe than it does of the Empire, I guess.![]()
The ssh/quiet made it feel fresh. Thought it was brilliant.
I'm fine with that line being there. It's in every movie. It's an inside joke. It's like putting Stan Lee in a Marvel movie - you never hear anyone complain about that.
I get that you can overdo the references, but some people are acting like you can't put any of the trademark elements in there. There is indeed a line you can overstep, but 'bad feeling' isn't it. That's like complaining about Indiana Jones' 'I hate snakes'. These aren't super serious movies.
I'm not going to rewrite my entire Terry Pratchett Narrativium speech from a few pages back but I think the complaining about the references has reached a silly level at this point. TFA overstepped it by shaping the entire plot to the shape of New Hope/Empire, but it was fine in this movie. Silly winks at the audience are just as big of a part of movies like Star Wars/Indiana Jones/Back to the Future as good visual design, certain music cues, etc. Some people get an instant reflux by the mere sight of something from an older movie. This is Star Wars after all, surely they're allowed to use some of it?
I feel like this movie especially did enough that was completely different from your usual Star Wars movie that it easily balances out.
People still watch RLM? Are they going to complain about diversity like the TFA review? lol
This over overly-cynical shtick is way older and too pandery to angry nerdlingers.
Ha ha ha ha! This is the same thing I've thought since I was a kid, while watching the OT. The Stormtrooper armor is useless. It protects against pretty much nothing, not laser blasts, not punches to the head, not kicks, no nothing.
It makes me laugh how the Empire managed to conquer entire star systems with such an incompetent army.
At least the clones were one badass, well-organized army that took no shit from anyone (Except Palpatine...). Stormtroopers are just hilarious in comparison. So clumsy.
They are talking about a Speeder model.
Does it though? we all know its armour to an extent. I was just pointing out one fact. I also remember none movie pointing out (I think it was Batman Begins), grunts aren't worth the expenditure to protect fully.
To be honest, I would say it afford some protection, but minimal. Probably about as much as the prop costumes do in real life. Luke in A New Hope also remarks at how they lack any visibility as well (which might explain some of their real poor aiming, lol - truth on this one also is just movie making - you always have your bad guys be terrible aims, so you can have a movie where the good guys don't get killed in the first 5 seconds).
It makes sense for Indiana to say it because it's the exact same character. This had a robot saying it who has never interacted with Han Solo. It's absolutely forced and is some lazy throwback to the OT like "I'll be back" is for Terminator.
I can live with Star Wars movies not having the "I have a bad feeling about this" line
particularly now with Solo dead
I think their complaint about fan service is entirely off the mark. Fan service is bends the work for a gratuitous wink at the audience - Starkiller base, for instance, bends the entire universe to give you Death Star 2.0 - but sometimes the presence of certain things is just consistency.
Is the Empire not supposed to have AT-ATs like, a day before the start of ANH? Doesn't it make sense for Tarkin to be on the Death Star while it's testing like, 2 days before he's there when they blow up Alderaan? Lightsabers and X-Wings and TIE fighters and stormtroopers aren't member berries, they're part of this universe. It sounds like they went into a Star Wars movie about stealing the Death Star's plans with the expectation of something that wasn't a Star Wars movie about stealing the Death Star's plans.
Sure, buttface and pigface were fan service, as were C3PO and R2D2 (edit: and "I have a bad feeling about this"), albeit to a lesser degree, but overall the movie did a great job not ruining itself with fan service like TFA did.
And it's been awful every single time. Stop it.
People still watch RLM? Are they going to complain about diversity like the TFA review? lol
This over overly-cynical shtick is way older and too pandery to angry nerdlingers.
It's like putting Stan Lee in a Marvel movie. It makes no sense for him to pop up in all these different roles, but nobody ever complains about it. It's just a charming injoke.
Saw the movie yesterday. Thoroughly enjoyed it, in some ways possibly more than Episode 7.
It was the first time I ever felt terrified about what the Death Star could do. I never felt that way in Episode 4, even when the planet was destroyed. Goes to show that great visuals go a long way in selling it. Leading up to this movie I was so god damn tired of anything to do with a Death Star or planet destroyer, but after seeing how utterly chaotic it can be in this movie, I wish there was another movie featuring it so I can watch in awe and terror.
Glad Vader's presence was kept to a minimum, although I found it odd that the Emperor didn't make an appearance at all. Is the Death Star not a project he held so dearly? That was one of my few disappointments. Aside from that this movie was about anything but Jedi's so I am glad there weren't any, although Donnie Yen's character certainly seemed like one. Perhaps he was a youngling or teenage Jedi in training who survived Order 66?
I didn't think the characters were underdeveloped, but I also didn't find them to be as developed as the ones in 7 for obvious reasons. Their stories were unnecessary, so to the guy at the very top of this page who cites character development in this movie as a huge issue, I completely disagree. I thought it was done just enough to appreciate their efforts and have some semblance of sadness when they met their fate. It would have been a detour we didn't need to go on just to delve into their pasts. Sometimes character mystery can develop a character than even the most on-the-nose dialogue. I don't need answers to everything and I'm glad we didn't get them. Sure, 7 had greater character development, but that's because characters in that movie are going to reappear. What purpose would it have served to delve into the pasts of Rogue One's characters? It would have wasted screen time.
I thought the visuals were great. I didn't realize Tarkin was CG, mostly because I had not seen the older Star Wars movies in years. I simply chalked up the striking resemblance to great casting. Either way, I know a lot of people are pointing to the CG as an issue, but I'm glad I didn't notice it.
The movie felt darker than 7 and for the first time ever I truly felt how terrible the Empire can be. I'd like more stand alone movies that don't feature notable Star Wars characters. This movie was great. I really enjoyed it.
It's unfortunate that may of you truly dislike it. I always feel better about a product that I like when there are critics that think it's terrible. Makes me feel fortunate for being able to enjoy something that another person can't. Unfortunately I also get upset when I can't enjoy a critically acclaimed product as well.
Anyone can come at me, but I thought the prequel reviews were terrible too.People still watch RLM? Are they going to complain about diversity like the TFA review? lol
This over overly-cynical shtick is way older and too pandery to angry nerdlingers.
People still watch RLM? Are they going to complain about diversity like the TFA review? lol
That is a better way to look at it. I still think this make's the beginning of ANH unintentionally hilarious.
"We are on a diplomatic mis-"
"Bitch, I just saw you!"
It was never just Han Solo who said it though. I had a quick look at the wiki to see who got the 'bad feeling about this' line in every movie:
Ep 1: Obi-Wan
Ep 2: Anakin
Ep 3: Obi-Wan
R1: K-2S0
Ep 4: Luke, and later Han
Ep 5: C3P0, and later Han
Ep 6: Han
Ep 7: Han
And that's not even counting all the books/games etc. Like I said before, it's not meant to make internal sense for these movies, it's a wink towards the audience. See the Narrativium thing. It's like putting Stan Lee in a Marvel movie. It makes no sense for him to pop up in all these different roles, but nobody ever complains about it. It's just a charming injoke.
I think complaining about that one line is missing the point.
I think their complaint about fan service is entirely off the mark. Fan service is bends the work for a gratuitous wink at the audience - Starkiller base, for instance, bends the entire universe to give you Death Star 2.0 - but sometimes the presence of certain things is just consistency.
Is the Empire not supposed to have AT-ATs like, a day before the start of ANH? Doesn't it make sense for Tarkin to be on the Death Star while it's testing like, 2 days before he's there when they blow up Alderaan? Lightsabers and X-Wings and TIE fighters and stormtroopers aren't member berries, they're part of this universe. It sounds like they went into a Star Wars movie about stealing the Death Star's plans with the expectation of something that wasn't a Star Wars movie about stealing the Death Star's plans.
Sure, buttface and pigface were fan service, as were C3PO and R2D2 (edit: and "I have a bad feeling about this"), albeit to a lesser degree, but overall the movie did a great job not ruining itself with fan service like TFA did.
It's not just that one line. It's multiple things that are thrown in like C-3PO that are done to make fans feel special for remembering this or that line/character. It's evidence of a repeating pattern with these movies and it's old. Did we really need to see the ButtFace alien?
In the OT it was fine or whatever due to the same cast saying roughly the same things. They all interact with each other so I can buy that. Now we have completely unrelated people quoting similar lines as fanservice for the audience. It's the worst type of fanservice where things are self-referential just to be self-referential. Tarkin is somewhat fanservice but there is also a strong reason for his inclusion in the film.
Agreed, and this is why the cantina jerks popping up here didn't bother me at all. Yes, it's a bit silly and clearly there for the fans, but is that a bad thing? The scene was a surprise to me because I really didn't expect it and it was funny.
Terry Pratchett had this universal force called 'Narativium' in his books - basically explaining that all the weird coincidences you get in stories like this just to give people an arc in their lives or to make people survive against incredible odds is just a law of nature. Basically, the laws of storytelling and the whims of the writer were a force similar to gravity. Just a normal part in his (mostly comedic, of course) world.
The same goes for movies like Indiana Jones, Back to the Future or Star Wars for me. It's not meant to be realistic, and these incredible coincidences are part of their style. The fact that it's a ludicrous coincidence that those cantina jerks would pop up there isn't a cheat on the part of the writers and they're not trying to trick anyone - that's the entire joke. It sometimes feels to me that people in general used to get that just fine when movies like Indiana Jones were still coming out, but the internet has made a lot more people more nitpicky, it seems. They're just goofy winks at the audience in a genre that's done it since the beginning.
Of course, you can overdo it. Revealing that Darth Vader made C3P0 or that Yoda and Chewbacca were old buddies is going to far - because then you're just connecting some of the biggest player in the series, and mostly because those scenes weren't clever, sweet or funny at all. It was just too much for those movies. The cantina jerks (I really don't know their names, forgive me) were fine - it's unexpected, funny, it makes you imagine the shitty week they are having and it's over within 10 seconds.
It's also surrounded by a better overall movie, of course. That helps.
But yeah, in the end you can nitpick any big action adventure movie like this to death, especially when it's sci-fantasy. If I'm happy and excited when I walk out of the theatre, that's all that matters. It sometimes feels to me like people watch these movies while mainly thinking about what points they can complain about when they get online afterwards. If you're not willing to suspend your disbelief for a little bit and accept it for what it is, any of these movies fall apart very easily. I dread to think what Gaf would think if Spielberg would have waited to make the first Indiana Jones movie until this year. People would tear it apart for its sillyness.
That is a better way to look at it. I still think this make's the beginning of ANH unintentionally hilarious.
"We are on a diplomatic mis-"
"Bitch, I just saw you!"
I don't understand how RLM can be down on Rogue One for fan service and references when they enjoyed TFA.