January Wrasslin' |OT| Big Month John
- Thread starter Biggest-Geek-Ever
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slightconfuse
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More promos like this and less scripted verbiage please
Good promos died with real ass stone cold
It a dame shame the art of the promo is a lost art. Something needs to be done about it
sf2fanatic
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Bluekaveli
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YOU'RE JUST A MARK DUDE. I'M IN THE GYM 8 HOURS A DAY FILLING OUT MY FRAME WHILE YOU'RE SITTING AT HOME BUYING MY SHIRTS!lol similar bodies
lifetime nattys will never have a body that is close to being similar to prime Benoit or Guerrero
of course it matters, you need a presence in the ring in which body plays a role
You're gonna make FE post that pic of him next to Kevin Owens making him look like a middle school janitor.
PHOENIXZERO
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Everyone being in on the work, "heels" on Twitter kissing babies, WWE's insistance on treating things like a TV show instead of anything close to legitimate or really any actual sense of reality. But really, what do we know? How's our territory doing? It didn't before but "Lana's" Twitter irritates me, I'm pretty that at least at some point she like Rusev tried to at least keep some semblance of kayfabe, at this point they should just drop her Russian bullshit, it's dead.
A few years in Japan to toughen them up, sure, only problem with Stroman though is while he has the size but the dude doesn't really look intimidating IMO because he's got a baby face and the beard can only hide it so much, honestly I see him as someone who could benefit from a little face paint. Corbin has come a long way since his NXT debut but dude still needs to wear a tank top because he doesn't have that impressive of a physique to show off but yeah, both of them could use some ring gear that doesn't make them look like they just walked off the street. Most importantly though, both could use lessons in looking mean and intimidating which maybe they could also pick up in Japan.
Another one, as much as I can enjoy his work he looks like a dude who would be having a fanboy discussion/argument with a Gamestop employee. That said, he can at least pull off the mean streak bit when he isn't scripted to act like a goof.
A few years in Japan to toughen them up, sure, only problem with Stroman though is while he has the size but the dude doesn't really look intimidating IMO because he's got a baby face and the beard can only hide it so much, honestly I see him as someone who could benefit from a little face paint. Corbin has come a long way since his NXT debut but dude still needs to wear a tank top because he doesn't have that impressive of a physique to show off but yeah, both of them could use some ring gear that doesn't make them look like they just walked off the street. Most importantly though, both could use lessons in looking mean and intimidating which maybe they could also pick up in Japan.
Another one, as much as I can enjoy his work he looks like a dude who would be having a fanboy discussion/argument with a Gamestop employee. That said, he can at least pull off the mean streak bit when he isn't scripted to act like a goof.
Bluekaveli
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He already does lol! Post the pic edge, I've gotta see this.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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He shot on himself by tearing his quad trying to keep that big bod.
Bluekaveli
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He may have rushed it but trying to no sell t the injury like he did in 05
Who shot on Vince ?!
And now UFC has become so much like pro wrestling that not having any top stars left except Conor is going to murder them this year.
serenewarfare
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Drawing conclusions from everything Meltzer has said this week about Undertaker's WM match (not a title match, not Cena, not Strowman, someone on Raw), I feel like it's going to end up being against Balor.
FallingEdge
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A long time ago yall painted a school bus red white and blue and drug someone around to shake hands and kiss babies
Why don't you paint me up a school bus and have me go around the country AND EVERY TIME SOMEONE SHOWS UP I JUST WHIP EVERYBODY'S ASS
sf2fanatic
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FE and 4 marks around him..
Goddamn.
SallyIsNow
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Peaked March 97. Everything after was the infinite downward spiral.
Hidden One
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Get this piece of trash out of my ring.
UberTag
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How could it possibly be anyone else?
I suspect they'll do with Balor what they refused to do with Bray Wyatt 2 years ago and effectively have Taker "pass the torch" as far as the silly icon / crazy entrance / creatures of the night / voodoo mumbojumbo gimmickry is concerned.
They can kick off an untarnished Mania streak with Balor, too. He hasn't wrestled at the event before.
Professor Beef
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The least you could've done was give a 2sweet instead of a generic fist pose!
UrbanDandy
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# of PMs that I have on Neogaf: 316
Bluekaveli
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I've seen this before. You look like Justin Roberts lol!
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FallingEdge
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I defaulted to the generic CAW pose.
holy shit
wrasslegaf's very own enzo and cass
Hidden One
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In your best James Ellsworth impression?
Bluekaveli
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This Heyman documentary makes me hate Stephanie even more. She's so annoying in it. We know this is her and not "vince".
Professor Beef
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Well, to be fair, you cant teach that.
If Enzo and Big Cass followed FE and Bronson, who in turn followed Devitt and Bad Luck Fale, does the "big man little man" combo go all the way back to Shawn and Diesel?
Also it's funny that Bronson won't see this for a few hours, as he's probably curled up asleep
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Lmao.
Also it's funny that Bronson won't see this for a few hours, as he's probably curled up asleep
in FE's fanny pack - yeah, we all know you've got one, to pay homage to THE Rock
UrbanDandy
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Bluekaveli
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That's the one. Very insightful. Makes me want to be a manager even more now.
Sibersk Esto
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I'll give it to Kevin Dunn, once upon a time the shots they went with made the WWF unique.
I think the move to bigger stages and bigger venues led to wider and blander coverage.
Sweeney Tom
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I blame modern action movies. Some of those films' camerawork easily rivals WWE, especially Bourne films. Hard to believe it didn't inspire at least doubling down on the shots
UrbanDandy
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It's one of the few physical wrestling documentaries I own. This, and the Brian Pillman one; I plan on getting the Owen Hart one very soon.
To me Stephanie didn't seem annoying; I'm going to have to re-watch.
Bluekaveli
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I'm going to ask a question and you all are to answer truthfully. Did you think that the xfl would feature wwf superstars that used to play football like the rock and Austin and would be similar to nfl blitz?
Obviously I did.
Obviously I did.
Bluekaveli
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Re watch it with the new glasses on and take away everything that you've learned regarding the whole SD first split. Also the feud between those two. It seems so fake, her comments that is.
UrbanDandy
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I got you.
Professor Beef
Banned
No. Clearly you were, and still are, a MARK.
serenewarfare
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Another thing Meltzer mentioned this week is that, while there's no deal in place at the moment, the expected destination for Kyle O'Reilly is WWE.
HazySaiyan
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That's cause you're a mark
The Silver
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You know who I forgot existed, Apollo Crews, what's he been doing?
UberTag
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Feuding with freshly-turned Dolph Ziggler.
The Silver
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Is he still a white meat smiling jackass?