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[WaffleTaco]

Let's stop using the Kellyanne Conway gif, like seriously what the fuck

Highway Unicorn is underrated

The entire BTW album >>> tbh

That album is pretty average to be honest. Even Joanne is better than it.

 

[Yado]

Let's stop using the Kellyanne Conway gif, like seriously what the fuck



That album is pretty average to be honest. Even Joanne is better than it.

OK BTW is a bloated, mediocre mess but this is too much.

 

[Mau ®]

Drags "Born This Way" but defends "Joanne"? I'm sorry but NO. 🚫

 

[The Emperor]

Let's stop using the Kellyanne Conway gif, like seriously what the fuck

Can't at you givin a Sansa stark tii... chill out m8... I hate her as much as everyone else but that head swerve was too irresistable.

Going forward, I think we all need to stop comparing Mariah (a has been) to Ariana (the present and future). It's not a good look and is borderline bullying. Eventually, it will lead to serious lung problems with all the dusty receipts being used by the lambs.

With that in mind, I recommend everyone check out some clips of the dangerous woman tour. There are some really good references to past legends, like Madonna. The gays will love it! Maybe even consider purchasing a ticket to this praised show? If you can find tickets :')

x

Hidden vocal shade tii

Indeed Ariana trying to actually sing Mariah type songs will lead to her having lung problems...I mean even Mimi's own voice was too good for her vocal chords and lungs.

Celine Dion won?

 

[Garrett Hawke]

What the actual fuck at anyone trying to pretend that floppane is even remotely comparable to slay this way!

 

[The Emperor]

What the actual fuck at anyone trying to pretend that floppane is even remotely comparable to slay this way!

If you like Country music exclusively it probably is tbh

 

[Soulscribe]

Born This Way > Joanne >> The Fame Monster >>> The Fame = ARTPOP

Those two albums carry all the signature characteristics I like about her and pushes them to the limit. The rest falls somewhere in between those two extremes. I stan it all

 

[Garrett Hawke]

she really is going for the str8s this era https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/828364320211873792

 

[The Emperor]

she really is going for the str8s this era https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/828364320211873792

Eww

Gaga we need you atm...please stan for us gays

 

[Vazduh]

she really is going for the str8s this era https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/828364320211873792

 

[Phreaker]

she really is going for the str8s this era https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/828364320211873792

Trump supporters are saying she's going to preform a satanic ritual during the half time show. ki

 

[WaffleTaco]

Sorry, but Born This Way is a bloated mess, while Joanne may have a couple bad songs, it is a more solid effort. Believe it or not, a ton of average songs is worse for an album than two bad ones. In order to properly make my point I will go by each album and rate each song...

Great Songs:

You and I
The Edge of Glory

Dancin' in Circles
Million Reasons
Angel Down

Good Songs:

Marry The Night
Judas

Diamond Heart
Joanne
John Wayne
Sinner's Prayer

Average Songs:

Born This Way
Government Hooker
Hair
Scheiße
Bloody Mary
Heavy Metal Lover
Electric Chapel

Hey Girl

Bad Songs:

Americano
Bad Kids
Highway Unicorn (Road to Love)

A-Yo
Come to Mama

Awful Songs:

Perfect Illusion

On a scale of 5 for Great, and 1 for Awful the total for Born This Way is 45, while Joanne is 39. However because obviously Born This Way has more songs, a better way to rate it proportionally. And since every song has the potential to Great, every song is rated out of 5. There for Born This Way has a potentiality of 70 while Joanne has one of 55. Therefor the results are this:

Born This Way: 45/70 = 64%
Joanne: 39/55 = 71%

In Conclusion: Joanne is the better album.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

No

 

[Floridian]

Bloody Mary is better than anything on Joanne, that's all I know. Anyway, good luck to SuperBowlga I suppose.

 

[WaffleTaco]

No

Make your own statistical analysis than lol

Bloody Mary is better than anything on Joanne, that's all I know. Anyway, good luck to SuperBowlga I suppose.

I thought it was eh, like most of Born This Way songs.

 

[llehuty]

Make your own scientific analysis based on opinion then lol

A "global warming is a chinese hoax" tea.

Don't try to justify your bad taste with pseudoscience.

 

[WaffleTaco]

A "global warming is a chinese hoax" tea.

Don't try to justify your bad taste with pseudoscience.

I mean at least I backed up why I think Joanne is better than Born This Way.

 

[Soulscribe]

Here I was thinking Perfect Illusion was the strongest song on Joanne until you blinded me with all this science 🏃🏽*♀️

 

[WaffleTaco]

Here I was thinking Perfect Illusion was the strongest song on Joanne until you blinded me with all this science 🏃🏽*♀️

Okay I am replacing that sentence since y'all can't seem to get over that part and actually discuss my method.

 

[Matt_]

Staying up for gaga

Never thought I'd say this but bless fox
America finally getting along with tv streaming
even if it is half a minute behind the other shitty one I found
stream has fucked up three times already
let me forgo adverts and watch the bbc

edit; to give waffle a break

Joanne tracks:

Diamond Heart 3
Ayo 4.5
Joanne 2
John Wayne 5
Dancin in Circles 3.5
Perfect Illusion 3.5
Million Reasons 3
SInners Prayer 2
Come to Mama 3
Hey Girl 4
Angel Down 3

Average 3.3/5

BTW:

Marry The Night 3
Born This Way 4
Government Hooker 5
Judas 4.5
Americano 4
Hair 1
Scheisse 5
Bloody Mary 4.5
Bad Kids 1
Highway Unicorn 4
Heavy Metal Lover 4.5
electric chapel 1
You and I 3
edge of glory 3.5

Average: 3.42

Mathematically btw squeaks it but I consider it a much better album
its just that its lows are fucking horrid

 

[Blood Diamonds]

she really is going for the str8s this era https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/828364320211873792

Keep. It.

 

[Vazra]

Keep. It.

Lol she needs to put the helmet and also a mask to cover that mug.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Lol she needs to put the helmet and also a mask to cover that mug.

I was referring more to the generic straight bait outfit she has on

She really is going to let the gays down tonight

 

[WaffleTaco]

I was referring more to the generic straight bait outfit she has on

She really is going to let the gays down tonight

I mean...why does she need to pander to the gays again? She did that for 5 years and it didn't end well. Now she is moving towards a more white, rural population so she is definitely going to play up to the "straights."

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Bye

 

[Phreaker]

Slay us queen. Thread title should be changed to Gaga Returns to keep it fresh

 

[Matt_]

Slay me GotG2 with that rework of The Chain
I want it. I need it

 

[Vazra]

I mean...why does she need to pander to the gays again? She did that for 5 years and it didn't end well. Now she is moving towards a more white, rural population so she is definitely going to play up to the "straights."

Artpop and Joanne were basura tho

 

[WaffleTaco]

Artpop and Joanne were basura tho

I agree with you on Artpop, disagree about you with Joanne.

 

[B-Dex]

9 minutes till the reckoning.

 

[rhandino]

Oh! At that Gaga clip.

Time to lower my expectations and hope for the best, I guess.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I mean...why does she need to pander to the gays again? She did that for 5 years and it didn't end well. Now she is moving towards a more white, rural population so she is definitely going to play up to the "straights."

What? How did BTW not end well? It was a hit for her and then she started losing it going into Artpop and Joanal

 

[B-Dex]

What? How did BTW not end well? It was a hit for her and then she started losing it going into Artpop and Joanal

Joanal.... sis you stan Pepsi cola pussy. Try again.

 

[WaffleTaco]

What? How did BTW not end well? It was a hit for her and then she started losing it going into Artpop and Joanal

Oh I was talking about Artpop being the end of her pandering to the gay audience not BTW.

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Joanal is an accurate title.

 

[B-Dex]

2 minutes remain.

 

[rhandino]

#Pray4Soulscribe

 

[Matt_]

2 minutes remain.

I wonder how long they will stretch them out for.
I'm going to guess 15 minutes

 

[B-Dex]

I love 5 seconds of play time takes 10 minutes in reality. Sports.

 

[Matt_]

If america adopted the metric system this would not stand

 

[B-Dex]

Ok here we go finally.

 

[Phreaker]

Woohoo! I'm ready

 

[Matt_]

GAGA Y'ALL

 

[The Emperor]

Where can I get a stream?!

 

[Matt_]

Where can I get a stream?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod...owl-li-new-england-patriots-v-atlanta-falcons

https://www.foxsportsgo.com/

 

[llehuty]

 

[The Emperor]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod...owl-li-new-england-patriots-v-atlanta-falcons

https://www.foxsportsgo.com/

Thanks!

The BBC stream has some random men speaking. They better not be doing that instead of showing gaga! lol

 

[B-Dex]

Yes Gaga tell them.

 

[Matt_]

Thanks!

The BBC stream has some random men speaking. They better not be doing that instead of showing gaga! lol

nah they'll shut up
its just because they don't have adverts on the uk so just got commentator filler

 

[The Emperor]

nah they'll shut up
its just because they don't have adverts on the uk so just got commentator filler

Woo yay!!!

She's coming now I think yay!