You’re Forced on a Date With Your Current Protagonist. How Does It Go?

I did the daily grind & turnip haul in Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I would have had to date a super deformed version of myself, might work well, we share so many interests.
 
I'm off to a rural Spain. Gonna tour a village, a church, a lake, a giant castle, some factory and some ruins. Dunno how I'm gonna fit on the Jetski at the end with Leon & Ashley, thats if I even get that far.

I will goon at Ada and he might just be like "fuck this guy" and leave me.
 
Angry_Megalodon said:
I'd go trekking to a cold place with Madeline and shopping in a busy street with Nikki. Nothing naughty just simping.



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Fun fact, both heroines are approximately 19-22 years old.

During the game, Madeline mentioned in dialogues that she drinks occasionally and drives. Plus, if I remember correctly, the developers themselves said she's 20+. Nikki was 19 when she appeared in Shining Nikki, and there was no direct indication of her age in Infinity, so far, according to all the theories and the material we have available, she's around 20-21. So, oddly enough, you're doing just fine. :messenger_grinning:
 
Mayar said:
Fun fact, both heroines are approximately 19-22 years old.

During the game, Madeline mentioned in dialogues that she drinks occasionally and drives. Plus, if I remember correctly, the developers themselves said she's 20+. Nikki was 19 when she appeared in Shining Nikki, and there was no direct indication of her age in Infinity, so far, according to all the theories and the material we have available, she's around 20-21. So, oddly enough, you're doing just fine. :messenger_grinning:
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I guessed Madeline was older but Nikki must be something like 17. In one of those memories in bottles her last message is from her 16 y.o. self. She also mentioned going to school. Maybe she's just a bad student and repeated course thrice? Mmm...

Anyway, it looks like I should add another game so my dates don't end up in blue balls.
 
Angry_Megalodon said:
I guessed Madeline was older but Nikki must be something like 17. In one of those memories in bottles her last message is from her 16 y.o. self. She also mentioned going to school. Maybe she's just a bad student and repeated course thrice? Mmm...
Anyway, it looks like I should add another game so my dates don't end up in blue balls.
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Love Nikki: Generally considered 19, as per her profile and game events like graduation themes
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Shining Nikki: Stays around 19, with reflections mentioning her age and past events
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Infinity Nikki: The lore suggests growth; she mentions graduating and going on trips, placing her age over 23, possibly 20-21 based on Dada's timeline, making her a young adult in this new adventure.
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Decided to finally play the 2023 Lords of the Fallen since I noped out of original but folks are saying this one is good.

So dead almost immediately! 🤷‍♂️
 
So it's either V from CP2077 or Sonic from Frontiers...

I'll take Sonic.

He has far less personal issues, but he'll leave after the few 10 seconds, because I'll bore him.

It's for the best.
 
Replaying Tomb Raider definitive Edition.
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I'd settle for a nice lunch and pleasant conversation.

As long as I don't get to witness her multiple horrible deaths 😋
 
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Roe from Death Howl. Considering she's traversing the spirit realm in an effort to bring back her dead son, I'm figuring, at best, I'm only getting a handjob.
 
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Now I started a new playthru of Silent Hill 2, so I'm on a date with James Sunderland.

The date is foggy. He keeps asking if I've seen his wife. I slowly realize I'm in emotional danger more than physical danger.


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I am not emotionally equipped for this man... He needs therapy, not a date.
 
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I've been trying to get into Othercide, so, Mother and a bunch of her Daughters I guess? If the date is anything like the game I'll give up after about half an hour or so and leave without going back.
 
I'm too old for Pauline. But Donkey Kong can treat me to banana flavored anything.

I see this one day after finishing Metroid and the same day I return to Bananza to finish the DLC.
 
Dave the diver.
After being served some deliciously fresh sushi... I feel I'll never walk again after being pile-drived
 
Atsu, probably having fun hunting something but then have her shield down and have a thoughtful discussion. Then lead to sex, and she would leave before I wake up to try not to be awkward as we depart.
 
Why couldn't you post this when I was playing Metroid and not now when I am replaying TotK. I'd rather go on a date with Dragon Zelda than Link, even if he is wearing the Gerudo clothes
 
I was just playing Genshin Impact so I guess I'll be stuck talking to Paimon. As long as we're busy eating it should go okay, plus after such a bonding experience as a single meal they'll probably risk their lives to solve the biggest problems in my life for no reason before going off somewhere else. I guess I'll put up with it.
 
Would be Samus, could be worse assuming she does speak unlike in Prime 4. I'd probably be freaked out by the confirmation of aliens and that she's genocided a lot of them before anyone got to see them
 
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