LadyGAF Advises ManGAF

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At the very least, 'dancing' in a club means you will get asses thrust into your groin like nobody's business. One of my friends got all up in there as well as some other girls. Later in the night I asked her out and that didn't go so well. Although we were both drunk off our asses so who knows.

Probably give up on that one though.

What's the ladies' opinion on being asked out again after saying no the first time? Say like a month or more later (or however long really). Bad idea?

EDIT: Yeah, following on from Peasant's post, seemed like she was into the ass grabbing as well. Definitely won't say no to that.
 
what is the ladies' opinion on being a friend for like four years and having a few platonic overnights that didn't mean anything to her and multiple drunk kisses

what then huh

what do i do video game forum
 
Ducky_McGee said:
And I know it must be, since judging from your previous posts this isn't an emotion you feel frequently or easily.

OP was meant as filler. I don't want to talk about dancing. Not unless you want to talk about it. It was just meant as a place for you guys to come in and ask your silly questions and leave the other thread alone.
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But it seems from the wording and ordering of the OP, that you just like guys who dance, which means a lot of guidos. Maybe you should reword the OP. I have had old fashoneds more times than I have danced, so I think your math is off.
 
Wormdundee said:
At the very least, 'dancing' in a club means you will get asses thrust into your groin like nobody's business. One of my friends got all up in there as well as some other girls. Later in the night I asked her out and that didn't go so well. Although we were both drunk off our asses so who knows.

Probably give up on that one though.

What's the ladies' opinion on being asked out again after saying no the first time? Say like a month or more later (or however long really). Bad idea?

EDIT: Yeah, following on from Peasant's post, seemed like she was into the ass grabbing as well. Definitely won't say no to that.
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As far as dancing goes, I'm not a professional either, i just dance to the rhythm. Having at least a little of that helps out... I'm not asking for a salsa master. Lol and yes, grabbing is fine as long as we're still grooving and it doesnt impede the exp.

But.... Enough about dancing, dammit! Lol
 
Yes, let us move away from the dancing and onto other realms of advisory.

What other randomness do you need a female gaffer perspective on?
 
The dancing stuff is real talk. I tried to tell everybody that two years ago and nobody listened then either. But I've turned girls from barely tolerating my presence to asking me out from dancing with them.
 
Prax said:
Yes, let us move away from the dancing and onto other realms of advisory.

What other randomness do you need a female gaffer perspective on?
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My question about compliments still hasn't been answered by an actual female yet.
 
blame space really puts the bonus is some threads. Keep on fighting old turtle.

btw just keep on giving her medicine.
 
cooljeanius said:
My question about compliments still hasn't been answered by an actual female yet.
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WanderingWind was pretty on point, I thought.

Try to be nonsexual, focus on a skill to compliment if you can.

Also try not to be vague and confusing with your compliments/don't make up stuff.
One of my friends had a guy come up to her saying that she stood out to him because she looked "intellectual", which led her to question why he would make such an assumption, even if it was supposed to be a compliment. He continued on with other foot-in-mouth statements, and she felt insulted by the whole thing.

Depends on the context and the situation though. Is it a friend? Classmate? Stranger?

But I am also someone that doesn't know how to accept a compliment, and any compliment from a stranger will be unnerving to me no matter how well-intentioned.. so prepare for that too, as WanderingWind said.
 
cooljeanius said:
My question about compliments still hasn't been answered by an actual female yet.
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Usually I tell her she has nice boobs. Hardly they slap me, and usually their answer leaves a breach so I can continue being a jerk.

Last one said "nobody ever told me that!"
 
Don't tell girls that they look like someone when complimenting them. In my experience it doesn't go over too great. Also a lot of girls don't like being compared to other girls (especially not exs!!!)

Funny bonus story: My friend got dumped after he tried to compliment his girlfriend by telling her she looked like
a female Robin Williams
 
shanshan310 said:
Don't tell girls that they look like someone when complimenting them. In my experience it doesn't go over too great. Also a lot of girls don't like being compared to other girls (especially not exs!!!)

Funny bonus story: My friend got dumped after he tried to compliment his girlfriend by telling her she looked like
a female Robin Williams
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It's a big compliment.
 
usually when you say someone looks like a female version of a male, they just picture the guy in a wig and dress. Lucky for us, Williams has already shown us what this looks like.
 
Here's the thing with me. I understand the basic fundamentals of the game, I really do. I just don't want to play. It's ultimately more effort than it's worth.
 
Women of GAF, can a guy order himself a Mojito at the bar and still be sexually attractive?

<----- Not a Mojito in my avatar. I think it was an Amaretto & Orange.
 
It's somewhat interesting to see the guys in here asking for dating advice. I know this thread isn't necessarily all about dating but just a word of caution to members of foreveralonegaf in here. In my experience, taking advice from women about dating other women NEVER turns out well. It's one of those things that sound so right in theory but never works out in reality.
 
enzo_gt said:
You mean Vox-Pop. He's only into girls that look like Robin Williams.
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I'm pretty sure Robin Williams' Daughter sent a tweet out to "Chinner on Neogaf" about how she could never marry a duck or something.
 
ElyrionX said:
It's somewhat interesting to see the guys in here asking for dating advice. I know this thread isn't necessarily all about dating but just a word of caution to members of foreveralonegaf in here. In my experience, taking advice from women about dating other women NEVER turns out well. It's one of those things that sound so right in theory but never works out in reality.
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So this thread is an epic fail from the start?
 
shanshan310 said:
I'm pretty sure Robin Williams' Daughter sent a tweet out to "Chinner on Neogaf" about how she could never marry a duck or something.
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I put the likelihood of it being Vox-Pop over some duck.
 
Yeah it is. It happened after someone made a thread about her?

SmokyDave said:
Women of GAF, can a guy order himself a Mojito at the bar and still be sexually attractive?

<----- Not a Mojito in my avatar. I think it was an Amaretto & Orange.
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I don't think it really matters what kind of drink you order really.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
I once attempted the broom scene from Breakin and it got me a blow job.
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I barely remember. Is that the one where you leave the broom standing, do a quick spin and catch it before it moves? That move is kick ass. No bjs yet tho...
 
shanshan310 said:
I don't think it really matters what kind of drink you order really.
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I dunno, a woman that orders a pint of bitter and a woman that orders a glass of wine tend to be two very different people (speaking very generally). Do women not read anything into the drinks a man orders?


blame space said:
sub-question: is ordering bud light really making me look like a girl?
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No, it makes you look like a man that wouldn't know a decent beer from bottled piss.
 
FTH said:
Never thought I'd say this but blame space is the best thing about this thread.
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Are you serious? :\ Never thought I'd say this but I guess some people really do find trolls amusing.
 
smokydave i don't blame you for not being in on this but these are the horrible beer commercials we're subjected to over here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zmjc_nH_bk

EDIT: jesus christ is there any variance of seriousness allowed in this place allowable without being labelled a "troll"? are you guys really just that lazy when you read posts? or what is it
 
blame space said:
ayo my dicc just got hard randomly what do i do???

from a female perspective, that is/
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Get rid of it for good so you never have to worry about being embarrassed. Or put some salt on your groin.
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^ THAT.


SmokyDave said:
I dunno, a woman that orders a pint of bitter and a woman that orders a glass of wine tend to be two very different people (speaking very generally). Do women not read anything into the drinks a man orders?
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If you order a jaegerbomb you look like a party animal, same with shots. Thats kind of a turn off for me. The only men who order wine are rich business men at fancy restaurants, and it seems out of place otherwise. I don't like beer AT ALL, but it seems like the go for men. Cider is half okay. Mixers (rum and coke, gin and tonic) are safe too. Whiskey is manly. Don't order a cocktail. Yes, you can have a sip of mine though.

lol, I don't know!
 
DoctorWho said:
This thread needs to be less about dancing and more about how to please a woman in bed.
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Foreplay! ........ just don't go in dry.

You can use more than just the tip of one finger to massage a clit.

Oral!

Find erogenous zones .... neck, ears, behind the knee etc.

Be in charge, don't be a wimp or unsure of yourself, take that woman and fuck her ....... but fuck her well.

Also some ladies like attention payed to their ass ...... bit of spanking, groping, kissing .. licking and fingering.

p.s. these are the things that I have used on girlfriends past and present ...... no complaints.
 
Would ladygaf want to please tell me if it is possible for me to seduce Devolution into loving me over the forum?

She really is the wind beneath my wings, that's all I can say. I just think that she's the wind beneath my wings.
 
shanshan310 said:
If you order a jaegerbomb you look like a party animal, same with shots. Thats kind of a turn off for me. The only men who order wine are rich business men at fancy restaurants, and it seems out of place otherwise. I don't like beer AT ALL, but it seems like the go for men. Cider is half okay. Mixers (rum and coke, gin and tonic) are safe too. Whiskey is manly. Don't order a cocktail. Yes, you can have a sip of mine though.

lol, I don't know!
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You're confirming what I already thought. The Mojito is one step too far, at least until you've dated for a while. Vodka & a mixer it is then.


Inanna said:
Become really good at oral.
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That's where patience and rhythm come in!

Lots of patience if she's owned a rabbit for a while. Damned rabbit.
 
the key is to create a seal with the lips around the clitoris so you get a good deal of saliva worked up.

once u mix that saliva w/ the pussy joose from underneath it's all just about reacting to her needs re: pussy pleasure.
 
Timedog said:
Would ladygaf want to please tell me if it is possible for me to seduce Devolution into loving me over the forum?

She really is the wind beneath my wings, that's all I can say. I just think that she's the wind beneath my wings.
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Tell her how you feel. Also don't say "wind beneath my wings" ever again.
 
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