SolidusDave
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Jburton said:
because girls are known to complain to their bf when he doesn't please them in bed...
but yeah, oral is an easy way to make sure the girl had fun as well.
edit: Timedog + blame space confuse me...
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because girls are known to complain to their bf when he doesn't please them in bed...
but yeah, oral is an easy way to make sure the girl had fun as well.
edit: Timedog + blame space confuse me...
Calisto Glory
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Ducky_McGee said:
A good dancer can get every girl he wants.
SolidusDave said:
Oh I had complaints in the past when I first got laid.
Foreplay was a foreign concept.
It was just a case getting it in there.
But I found out that the more you give the more you get in return.
Also even if you where the best at giving it to a lady, when you break up they will call you all the names under the sun and besmirch your good name when it comes to the bedroom dept.
Londa said:
I told her in a recent GAF science thread that ever since the big bang, matter has been spreading and twirling throughout the universe in a poetic dance. 14 billion years, hydrogen and other atoms fusing as stars and then exploding, the magic of life, genesis of evolution, the development of the human mind--all of this was leading up to this moment in time, when her and I see each other's posts on this forum.
I told her that every moment in time preceding the second that my eyes first gazed upon her posts and subsequent pictures on this forum were not altogether meaningless, but certainly lacked clarity. Before our meeting, I would swear that time itself meandered along without clear purpose. Her beauty transcends even the beauty of the laws of physics that bound all else.
I told her how our time is now. A brilliant man and a cunning woman, who could stop us? Not NeoGAF. Not the distance between us. Not anything in this entire world. Me and Devolution could be two beautiful binary stars, encircling each other and into the eons.
I maybe used different words than what I wrote here when I told her in that thread, but it came from the same place.
Have you tried:Timedog said:
"Are you the daughter of a lumberjack? Because when I look at you I get wood"
If that fails (can't imagine it would, but you never know), you should move straight to the emergency phrase:
"The word of the day is legs, let's go to your house and spread the word".
I'm certain that this would win Devolution over.
On a totally unrelated note, what are the worst pickup lines you've ever heard LadyGAF?
Dear LadyGAF,
I am a 25 year old virgin*. I need to get laid pretty badly. I am by no means an ugly, off-putting, foul person. I'm just incredibly introverted. I am at the point where I've been pondering between just losing it (see below) or continue to wait for the right woman.
At my age, is still being a virgin considered a bad thing and potentially a turn off to women?
I'm debating doing a random hookup at a convention I'm attending next month which will be attended by (what I hope are) cute, nerdy girls. What are some tips on the art of seduction that would net me a nice female. (I am aware that wording is entirely inappropriate and objectifying women but it's what I'm looking for)
*I've fooled around with a couple girls but haven't gone the whole way.
I am a 25 year old virgin*. I need to get laid pretty badly. I am by no means an ugly, off-putting, foul person. I'm just incredibly introverted. I am at the point where I've been pondering between just losing it (see below) or continue to wait for the right woman.
At my age, is still being a virgin considered a bad thing and potentially a turn off to women?
I'm debating doing a random hookup at a convention I'm attending next month which will be attended by (what I hope are) cute, nerdy girls. What are some tips on the art of seduction that would net me a nice female. (I am aware that wording is entirely inappropriate and objectifying women but it's what I'm looking for)
*I've fooled around with a couple girls but haven't gone the whole way.
No. What makes blame space/Timedoug posts so funny is the random interjections they make in threads. I don't know why but I can't help but laugh at every blame space post. God tier posts.DoctorWho said:
Though, I do have something to ask the ladies:
The bus stop. Headphones in your ear. Headphones in the girl's ear. How to break the ice without being a "what's the weather like?" cheeseball? OR, is it one of those lost cause scenarios?
shanshan310
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Entropia said:
Eh, you aren't that old. Some girls get off on being with a less experienced guy.
Well you don't want to come off being needy. You want to have a "I like you and would like to hang out with you, but if you are't interested in me I won't be devastated" kind of way of telling a girl that you like her.Timedog said:
Basically you put too much effort in trying to explain your feelings.
electroshockwave
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ManGAF here. What exactly do you consider to be the "right woman"? I presume you're not waiting for marriage or anything if you're considering hooking up at a convention so I'm not sure what you're waiting for. And this might sound mean but if your virginity has remained intact this long what makes you sure that you have enough "game" to successfully pick up a girl at the conference? What do you plan to do? Although, you could use it as a good exercise to get better at approaching women that you don't know.Entropia said:
Londa said:
Truly, I felt that my words might transcend notions of "needy" and instead ignite a fire of passion from within her. That she might realize the depth of the ember in my soul, forever smoldering, hoping for naught but her subtle embrace. If this is not the case, then perhaps the universe will never see it's ultimate catharsis.
cooljeanius
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Why do you keep responding to him as though he weren't trolling?Londa said:
electroshockwave said:
Definitely do not plan to wait for marriage. The "right woman" would just be a girl that I've dated for X amount of time (depends how I feel about her). Though I am definitely leaning towards the random hookup.
I have no idea what my plan is. It's not that I don't have "game", it's more the fact that I've never really tried to "play the game".
Two of the three girls that I have messed around with were friends of friends that I "hooked up" with at a bar/after a night of drinking.
Inanna said:
What is this colossal BS? On the internet every girl preaches how a guy should give oral, but in practice 75% of the girls I've hooked up with just don't want oral (even the ones who give it). Is this like.. some trick that girls want guys to offer but not actually follow throw? =|shanshan310 said:
Kenak said:
They're embarassed about something about their vaginas, perhaps. The smell, the look, the whatever. Tell them how beautiful you think it is. Slowly work toward it, turn them on before diving down there. Make them yearn for it and let them know that you really enjoy going down on them.
KungFuBill
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Kenak said:
No. If you offer it then follow through with this. EVERY time.
It could be: the girls you are hooking up with are the ones who prefer to be erm... penetrated... rather than enjoy foreplay (odd creatures). Finese your technique and change their mind! Tell them it really turns YOU on, when you see them getting off.
cooljeanius
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I'm just curious and slightly confused.Londa said:
electroshockwave
Member
In that case, why wait until the conference next month? Go to a bar, chat to some girls, get their numbers.Entropia said:
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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cooljeanius said:
You haven't seen Londa post much then.
electroshockwave said:
While I see what you're getting at, I'm not one to go to a bar by myself. I feel terribly unconfident if I'm on my own. At this convention I'll be hanging out with a group of people that I know, and my confidence levels are higher than normal when I'm around people I know, and I have an easier time approaching a woman. Plus the girls there would be more my type.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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Londa said:Was waiting for my dedicated haters to enter.
I'm a dedicated hater? I'm a pretty weak dedicated hater then. :lol
blame space
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did Devo get a restraining order yet
TurboLibre
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Here's a couple questions. How do you indicate you're interested in someone? Consciously, not this IOI stuff that's normally nervous tics. I'm pretty sure I'm blind to their signs. It doesn't help that women claim they're being "obvious" when they're doing something vague like playing with their hair (which every girl does all the time). Second question is how would you want him to react? I'm not a close/affectionate guy so this stuff isn't natural for me. If I find out a girl likes me, I'm dead in the water. Best I can do it talk, and while I'm very good at that, things sorta stop at that point.
Professor Beef
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Yeah, if a woman resists oral from you, then it probably means she doesn't want it from you, period. My first girlfriend was hesitant, but gave me a shot, and apparently I'm not bad at it at all.
stealthbrag? stealthbrag.
That's called "arousal," my friend.cooljeanius said:
Devolution
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Timedog if you don't play Halo I'm not sure how this can work out.
You probably really suck at it then, either that or the girls you've been with are one of those crazy old fashioned types that believe they should only give oral and not receive it because a woman wanting oral used to be a huge no-no back in the day. There's a reason why you see a bajillion "How to give a good BJ" books than books about pleasing her orally, even if they are written by women!Kenak said:
Syracuse022
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