LadyGAF Advises ManGAF

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FleckSplat said:
Wow, even GAF doesn't respond to me. lol.
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Well, to be honest, people (including yourself) are being exceptionally vague and - taken by their words alone - have no problems whatsoever. That being true, the only real advice (and not some platitude to make you feel better) is to get out there and try again. Eventually, something will click with somebody.

I mean, the guy who is 22 and still hasn't found Mrs. Right? You are so young. It's going to happen. Get out more, break up your routine and take a ton of chances. Clean up. Get n shape. Shower. (And checking some post counts) get off GAF!

Hell, there are meetup groups for singles. Join one. Try an online dating service. Find the big events in your area and go to them. Concerts, sporting competitions, festivals. Pick up a hobby. Biking, photography, drawing.

There are so many ways to meet people, and there is just so many things that go into even one time encounters that the best you can sometimes hope for it trying again, and trying again in different ways.

Don't worry, gents. You'll get there.
 
Ducky_McGee said:
I got a question for gafman.

Balls.

What's that like?
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Since girl gaf was so obliging.

You know how sensitive your nipples are? Good. Imagine taking them and stretching them around two golf balls (usually bigger). Now dangle them between your legs and let them just swing around, now give them hair and make them sticky when sweaty. Then imagine that if you don't have sex of masturbate the golf balls grow and start to throb. Then your "Nipple skin" around the golf balls becomes more sensitive. Which sucks because since they're bigger they're going to swing around a lot more and therefore hit more stuff. Then imagine every time you tried to peel them off your leg everyone looks at you like you're a pervert. Something like that.
 
WanderingWind said:
Well, to be honest, people (including yourself) are being exceptionally vague and - taken by their words alone - have no problems whatsoever. That being true, the only real advice (and not some platitude to make you feel better) is to get out there and try again. Eventually, something will click with somebody.

I mean, the guy who is 22 and still hasn't found Mrs. Right? You are so young. It's going to happen. Get out more, break up your routine and take a ton of chances. Clean up. Get n shape. Shower. (And checking some post counts) get off GAF!

Hell, there are meetup groups for singles. Join one. Try an online dating service. Find the big events in your area and go to them. Concerts, sporting competitions, festivals. Pick up a hobby. Biking, photography, drawing.

There are so many ways to meet people, and there is just so many things that go into even one time encounters that the best you can sometimes hope for it trying again, and trying again in different ways.

Don't worry, gents. You'll get there.
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So much truth in this post. Also don't get your hopes on that one encounter where you finally get up the nerve to talk to a girl/woman. Talk to them constantly, build up that confidence, figure out what works for you when it comes to approaching us. And yes some women are shallow douchebags, but get enough face time with all kinds of women and you can avoid them rather easily.
 
WanderingWind said:
Well, to be honest, people (including yourself) are being exceptionally vague and - taken by their words alone - have no problems whatsoever. That being true, the only real advice (and not some platitude to make you feel better) is to get out there and try again. Eventually, something will click with somebody.

I mean, the guy who is 22 and still hasn't found Mrs. Right? You are so young. It's going to happen. Get out more, break up your routine and take a ton of chances. Clean up. Get n shape. Shower. (And checking some post counts) get off GAF!

Hell, there are meetup groups for singles. Join one. Try an online dating service. Find the big events in your area and go to them. Concerts, sporting competitions, festivals. Pick up a hobby. Biking, photography, drawing.

There are so many ways to meet people, and there is just so many things that go into even one time encounters that the best you can sometimes hope for it trying again, and trying again in different ways.

Don't worry, gents. You'll get there.
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Thank you.
 
Devolution said:
Not true at all. I have met several men whom I have no physical attraction to at school that befriend me without issue.
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I was talking in the sense that, if she found him attractive, she wouldn't have found what he was doing creepy at all. Its not not like he was staring at her stroking his cock. she sounds like one of those women that likes to complain that weird men are talking to her when they are just being friendly. She's an asshole, thats all.
 
Incendiary said:
Two questions for LadyGAF in seriousness.

One: Is it really that impressive when a guy cooks? Some of my friend's female friends seem to be genuinely impressed/amazed when they find out it's a guy that baked the bread cooling on the counter, or the pizza that smells so good, etc. I told my friend once that I had pizza I made myself for dinner, and her immediate response was "oh, frozen pizza?" And I was like no, homemade, and she was shocked. I didn't think cooking/baking was that big a deal: you just follow the instructions/recipe. Doesn't seem to hard to me.

Two: On a more personal note, I already went through this in Dating-Age but wanted a girl's perspective. Summary: I hit it off with a girl, but I was moving two hours away. In a conversation, she said we should get together before I moved. The first attempt at plans fell through, but after I tried to get in touch with her twice and she never responded, period. It's been a month and I've moved. Would it be awkward to get in touch with her again, or is it more likely that I'm never going to get a response from her ever? I'm trying to weigh the likelihood of her suddenly losing interest in me completely despite chemistry vs. her feeling awkward about responding because she waited too long to get back to me.
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1) It's not that surprising nowadays but it's impressive nonetheless if you meet someone that can cook good. Some girls like to be treated and having their guy cook them a meal shows that they care. Same for when a girl cooks for a guy ;x

2) Just hit her up and say hi, I'm sure she'll respond if it's a casual hello. Then you can lead it off to whatever there.
 
FleckSplat said:
Ok LadyGAF:

How do I go beyond the "one and done" curse? I have dated several women this year and all of them have expressed interest in a second date. None of them have followed through with it.

If they gave me some feedback on how I could improve that would be one thing, but it's frustrating when they just ignore me after that initial date.

Some background in case you're interested. I'm a quiet person. I used to lack self-confidence, but that's not the case anymore. Now I'm still quiet, but it's just in a collected way. I don't say much, but interject during conversations. I tend to get along best with women who talk a lot and just want someone to relate to. I'm afraid my quietness makes me come off as "boring" to women.

I am also not one to initiate physical contact, and I think women want me to do that first.

Wow, even GAF doesn't respond to me. lol.
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Okay, I will try to respond...

Maybe your lack of contact came off as not being interested in them.
Do you both have a good time on dates?

Just having a "listener" might come off as boring. Have you been able to get their interest and be the one answering questions? Are you funny/did you make them laugh? Are you in any way charming and show them you are into them? (compliments, flirting?)
 
Devolution said:
You have an accent, you shouldn't have a problem.
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I don't have an accent here, I speak Portuguese not English=P

Seriously though, my problems with the ladies are traumatizing and unsolvable. I won't put any of you through it.
 
I think some people just recognize that you are pretty much rejected by every single person you see everyday that does not try to interact with you, so they don't freeze up at getting directly rejected when introducing themselves to another person.

Other people just can't handle the direct rejection and in the end you just end up wasting your entire life in order not to feel bad while feeling bad because you're afraid of feeling bad. It makes no sense, really.
 
Liu Kang Baking A Pie said:
I think some people just recognize that you are pretty much rejected by every single person you see everyday that does not try to interact with you, so they don't freeze up at getting directly rejected when introducing themselves to another person.
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Wow. It is slightly hyperbolic, but I really like this idea. Thanks.
 
Seriously though, it is painful to watch a dude dance. It's either he will look like a tool/douche or an awkward failure.

A dude who genuinely dances for the pleasure is a dude I'd find real girly. And for a chick to find that hot is humorous.

Men having problems finding chicks, you need to battle your insecurities and do this to yourself:

tom-selleck-242x300.jpg
 
bangladesh said:
Seriously though, it is painful to watch a dude dance. It's either he will look like a tool/douche or an awkward failure.

A dude who genuinely dances for the pleasure is a dude I'd find real girly. And for a chick to find that hot is humorous.
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Meadow already brought t up. A guy who is willing to dance or at least have fun pretending to, is a lot more interesting than a wet blanket. Just learn how to Salsa, it's intimate and sexy.
 
Devolution said:
I'm not big into dancing but dudes who can dance salsa got some moves.
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I think there is a marked difference between Jody, the club boy, and dude who can dance without biting his bottom lip the whole time....
 
WanderingWind said:
I think there is a marked difference between Jody, the club boy, and dude who can dance without biting his bottom lip the whole time....
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God where's the gif of that bug eyed guy in the club dancing when I need it. lol.
 
I only "dance" to music I like.

I mostly like metal/rock.


Can I instead just beat up one of those girlish dancing guys to look attractive?
 
cooljeanius said:
So LadyGAF, any advice on how guys can give compliments to girls without sounding creepy or putting the pussy on a pedestal?
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Not a LadyGaf, but here you go. Be direct, don't try to be coy. Do not just pop out of nowhere and say something vaguely sexual. "I like the way your hair is. Nice color." not "You look really hot." "You pull off that look really well" not "Your skirt is sexy." In fact, if you really feel it necessary, try complimenting something not having to do with looks. Be honest. False compliments are pretty apparent.

Be. Confident. Don't expect that a compliment will lead to anything more than a "thanks." Even under the best of circumstances a compliment can come across as crass or unwarranted. Just because a girl is out doing her thang, it doesn't mean she necessarily wants dudes rolling up and talking about her looks. That can be creepy. "Who the fuck is this guy and why has he been watching me enough to know what color my eyes are? Where's my taser?"

EDIT: Rules can vary by setting, btw.
 
I do not dance nor do I consider it when out. Though I have a radio in my bathroom and repeatedly shake my ass when getting ready in the morning.

Not everyone dances when out, and I sure as hell don't consider myself a wet blanket.
 
ConvenientBox said:
I do not dance nor do I consider it when out. Though I have a radio in my bathroom and repeatedly shake my ass when getting ready in the morning.

Not everyone dances when out, and I sure as hell don't consider myself a wet blanket.
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Shake your ass in front of your gf then tell her no one else will ever believe her. Shit's lulzy.
 
Not sure if this has been answered already, but this is a very important question that requires answering:

Why is the robot the the greatest dance of all time? I agree with the sentiment, but I feel this is a question that demands an answer from LadyGAF.
 
Sirpopopop said:
Not sure if this has been answered already, but this is a very important question that requires answering:

Why is the robot the the greatest dance of all time? I agree with the sentiment, but I feel this is a question that demands an answer from LadyGAF.
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It's a cool move but I don't think it's the greatest lool
 
Sirpopopop said:
Not sure if this has been answered already, but this is a very important question that requires answering:

Why is the robot the the greatest dance of all time? I agree with the sentiment, but I feel this is a question that demands an answer from LadyGAF.
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Great control over body? xD

Also, the dude becomes what all ladies truly desire: slave bot!
 
I'm a lady and i would like to confirm that while it is sexy and fun to dance with a gal pal, it really makes me move when there is a set if man hands on my lady lumps... And he's not gay!!
 
bangladesh said:
LadyGaf: I was told to go and find the clitoris but I have no idea where to begin or look.
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You can actually find it on a scientific diagram of female reproductive anatomy... It is near the top of the slit tho and kind of immersed in some folds of skin and expands a little when a girl is aroused. I hope this doesn't get me banned. lol
 
Peasant Princess-King said:
You can actually find it on a scientific diagram of female reproductive anatomy... It is near the top of the slit tho and kind of immersed in some folds of skin and expands a little when a girl is aroused. I hope this doesn't get me banned. lol
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Mm tell me more.
 
Sirpopopop said:
Not sure if this has been answered already, but this is a very important question that requires answering:

Why is the robot the the greatest dance of all time? I agree with the sentiment, but I feel this is a question that demands an answer from LadyGAF.
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I'm not so much impressed with the robot, but what it helped create, which is pop-locking. Shit is unreal when someone is great at it. Street dance in general is awesome... But that devolved back into ladies liking a man that can jig.
 
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