I bought this game, dusted off the Wii and found that the cat ate my sensor bar cord.
So I got back in the car, drove through the rain and went to three stores, all of which only had aftermarket, 20 buck wireless sensor bars. Since I know what the sensor bar actually is, I refuse on principle to buy these. I then break down and just want to fucking play, so I get a 15 dollar one, and use a 5 dollar gift card I got for buying Uncharted. I drive all the way home through the rain and find - "requires 4 AAA batteries. Not included." Granted, this was on the box, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
But by god I'm playing Zelda on launch day. I sat down and played the goddamn game using two tea candles as Sensor Bars.