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Is it too late to hop on the 49ers bandwagon? They remind me of the Skins: a powerhouse of the 80s gone through rough times in recent years due to a change in ownership. Also on a personal level, I have been told before that I have small hands. With Tebow proving to be a false messiah I just really need something/someone to believe in.

I see it now. This man is the truth.

His hands are so small that girl has to help him hold that beer

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

People are sleeping on our secondary.
Lardarious Webb and Cary Williams are good!

 

[Ripclawe]

I like this one better

Saw this pic and thought this is the same as Ric Flair whipping someone into the turnbuckle and you know its going to backfire...

 

[ConradCervantes]

My vision of the game goes like this:

About 4 minutes into the game when all the fans are good and sleepy from the boredombowl, a HERO appears. The one man who can save us from this game of evils. He races across the field, leaving destruction in his wake. He parts the earth and sends all of the sinners to H-E-double hockeysticks!

Someone needs to find a proper GIF of this scene and photoshop Roethlisberger's head over Bane's.

 

[Doomsayer]

People are sleeping on our secondary.
Lardarious Webb and Cary Williams are good!

I agree, if anyone can lock down Welker it's Webb.

 

[Buckethead]

lmao, that was a poorly-timed sanctimonious post, wasn't it Buckethead?

Who are you again?

 

[Kosmo]

Free avatar for whoever wants it for after next week's games:

Also, I'm heading to Vegas next weekend. Betting on:

Baltimore/New England under 50
Giants +2.5

 

[Wellington]

OSI tried to end Rodgers career on that roughing the passer so it evened out.

Wah? He hit Rodgers and Tuck just happened to be where he was falling.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

People are sleeping on our secondary.
Lardarious Webb and Cary Williams are good!

How in the world are you gonna stop Ochocinco?

 

[Miguel]

Let's be real what was missing this year was roided up Matthews. Packers need him back.

Cushing outbid the supplier. Sorry Clay! No more ooze for you.

 

[Narag]

Wah? He hit Rodgers and Tuck just happened to be where he was falling.

Don't bite!

 

[Greg]

Too soon, asshole.

 

[NomarTyme]

Too soon, asshole.

lmao. Fucker is out.

 

[Ænima]

I have also been told this dark fact, my brother. Together we shall unite and take down the damn dirty apes with huge hands from New Jersey!

WE ARE THE 49ERS

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

Too soon, asshole.

asshole twitter post. lol.

 

[Fox318]

Too soon, asshole.

 

[Nemesis121]

Too soon, asshole.

lol...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

J Mike dont give not one fuck

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Too soon, asshole.

 

[Miguel]

WRs with weird J names have the worst hands in all of football.

Jermichael
Jacoby

That's all the evidence I need.

Yes I know he's a TE, fuck you.

 

[Nakazato]

People are sleeping on our secondary.
Lardarious Webb and Cary Williams are good!

Webb can lock down Welker i think

 

[Doomsayer]

Too soon, asshole.

I am speechless.

He is as good as gone.

 

[Nemesis121]

We going going back back to cali cali...

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Too soon, asshole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07aYn0C7EbI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

HE'S A DROPPER!

 

[Milchjon]

Too soon, asshole.

I honestly hope that he is not actually trolling and just reeeeeally stupid.

 

[Futurevoid]

Well, at least he has a sense of humor about it. I don't think the Packers organization will come contract time....

 

[Harry Potter]

49ers aren't getting much love in the media. Just the way we like it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Do the Packers bring back Driver?

 

[darkside31337]

Do the Packers bring back Driver?

I don't see why not, he'd make a pretty good WR coach.

 

[Narag]

Do the Packers bring back Driver?

May as well since Finley just made it clear he wants out.

 

[snesfreak]

Too soon, asshole.

:jakncoke

 

[Drakeon]

49ers aren't getting much love in the media. Just the way we like it.

Big surprise. We won't get much love if we make it to the superbowl either. Somehow I think they'll even make excuses if we manage to win the superbowl, about how we didn't win it, the other team lost it.

 

[Fox318]

:jakncoke

Fatman was there with his mouth to catch it.

 

[Kosmo]

Has anyone seen if the NFL has explained why they are talking about hiring full time officials - but only 10 of them? When there are potentially 16 games a week, that means 6 games without a full time ref...wha?

They should hire at least 32 who are full-time all the time and then have 16 dedicated booth officials paired up with 2 full timers on each squad reviewing every play just like college does.

 

[Harry Potter]

Big surprise. We won't get much love if we make it to the superbowl either. Somehow I think they'll even make excuses if we manage to win the superbowl, about how we didn't win it, the other team lost it.

Ya, sounds about right. Not sure if you listen to the BS Report but it was unanimous that everyone expects Patriots/Gints.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Someone needs to find a proper GIF of this scene and photoshop Tebow's head over Bane's.

fixed

 

[Narag]

Posted?

Mike Martz retires.

He's said nothing but how much he'd like to stay in GB. I wasn't paying attention to twitter yesterday, but I guess people were giving both him and his wife a bunch of shit last night (http://mike-freeman.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6264363/34420856).

I can understand the joke because all the shit he gets on twitter about the drops clearly gets to him, but <24 hours after the game isn't exactly the best timing for it.

All joking aside, he strikes me as the type of guy that shouldn't be on twitter as he doesn't appreciate how much weight his word carries. I remember thinking the same thing after the super bowl photo nonsense last year too.

 

[Greg]

May as well since Finley just made it clear he wants out.

He's said nothing but how much he'd like to stay in GB. I wasn't paying attention to twitter yesterday, but I guess people were giving both him and his wife a bunch of shit last night (http://mike-freeman.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6264363/34420856).

I can understand the joke because all the shit he gets on twitter about the drops clearly gets to him, but <24 hours after the game isn't exactly the best timing for it.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Anyone see the sportscenter intro headline?

"ELI TOO ELITE?!"

 

[cajunator]

Big surprise. We won't get much love if we make it to the superbowl either. Somehow I think they'll even make excuses if we manage to win the superbowl, about how we didn't win it, the other team lost it.

Saints had to deal with that all through 2009. It worked out well for the team.
I would honestly cheer for the 49ers going to the SB if my Saints werent in their division formerly and I didnt hate them so fucking much. They are a good story. However, fandom is fandom and your team is dead to me.

 

[snesfreak]

Fatman was there with his mouth to catch it.

 

[Futurevoid]

Garafolo has his Giants/Packers game review up. He usually does a good job of breaking things down with plenty of anecdotes:

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2012/01/giants-packers_game_review.html

 

[Fox318]

With how much the Glazers pay their players he needs to get anything he can get.

 

[squicken]

Martz was never going to get a HC job or probably even a OC job after burning so many bridges, so it was time to hang it up. He'll be great on TV. I hope he stays the same. He is very much like Mike Leach in how clever and biting he can be with criticism, but is a much better speaker than Leach.

Of course Gruden is going to be the next Madden by being a total tool who says nothing, so if Martz wants on TV he'll have to be a good boy

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

How in the world are you gonna stop Ochocinco?

By letting try to catch the ball.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Ya, sounds about right. Not sure if you listen to the BS Report but it was unanimous that everyone expects Patriots/Gints.

Heard this and I love it. I like being the underdog. Pats are getting too much love. It stems from last weeks game. Baltimore didn't look great, but Houston's D is good, and from halftime on, Baltimore didn't allow a point.

People seem to forget that the Patriots did not beat a team with a winning record ( no I don't count Denver) while Baltimore was 6-0 against playoff teams. How is this game being so unanimously decided already? I can't wait to give the media the dick and put Baltimore and our tiny fan base into the spotlight.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Heard this and I love it. I like being the underdog. Pats are getting too much love. It stems from last weeks game. Baltimore didn't look great, but Houston's D is good, and from halftime on, Baltimore didn't allow a point.

People seem to forget that the Patriots did not beat a team with a winning record ( no I don't count Denver) while Baltimore was 6-0 against playoff teams. How is this game being so unanimously decided already? I can't wait to give the media the dick and put Baltimore and our tiny fan base into the spotlight.

Too bad they don't show the games in prisons.

 

[RBH]

Too soon, asshole.

hahahahaha

 

[Miguel]

Too bad they don't show the games in prisons.

What preppy swamp bar are you watching it at?

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Too bad they don't show the games in prisons.

They do if we behave.