I heard after they beat the aliens (lol of course the humans win), one of the aliens goes back to being with Rihanna and they do a new hit single together.
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I heard after they beat the aliens (lol of course the humans win), one of the aliens goes back to being with Rihanna and they do a new hit single together.
Escape Goat
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Nobody mocked Rihana's looks in this thread.
Sho_Nuff82
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It will be yelled in Alienese (translated in subtitles) at the climactic moment of the final battle.
...out of nowhere.
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MessieurCouchon
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This is a comedy film, right? Who the hell is this marketed towards? I'm surprised this even has an audience, in a day and age when movie culture is so easy to acquire and movie taste has never been simpler to develop.
TheKaeptain
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She does have a giant forehead. If you look at the photo of her beaten face you will notice that Chris Brown made sure he didn't hit her there. Dude didn't want a broken hand.
Expendable.
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This is almost another Tintin situation since UK'ers and others get it OVER a month before US does. Opens April 11th there.
So, you wouldn't wanna date her because of her forehead?
You lucky brits you.
Expendable.
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Release Schedule:
They are really banking on overseas.
They are really banking on overseas.
TheKaeptain
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I actually don't find her that pretty. Combined that with a giant forehead+crazy racist person=not attractive.
Ok. Personally, i would. Universe knows i've never dated anyone as pretty, but hey.
Harry Dresden
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With a slight tweak in script this could have been a passible Crysis.
TheKaeptain
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Step your game up.
lol. I'm gonna have to lol
And shift into turbo
Snkfanatic
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She is in it? Wow....are they even trying?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
For our part, yes we are. ;P
It's an effects movie, why wouldn't we be at least trying?
VeryGooster
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KittenMaster
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If we're comparing this to Transformers, then it looks like the movie will actually be about the action and fighting aliens that are doubling as a disaster movie and not a coming of age plot about a face you want to punch getting women he doesn't deserve.
I don't have much interest, but these kinds of movies find their way into my life against my will, so not being too cringeworthy is a huge plus.
I don't have much interest, but these kinds of movies find their way into my life against my will, so not being too cringeworthy is a huge plus.
TheKaeptain
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The screenplay is out there on the internet. It wishes it had Transformers depth.
Jim E. Rossler
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GUYS
Guys.
What if there was like this low orbit ion cannon, and it could totally destroy shit and shit
and it has like this megazoom camera that can pick up targets and blast them from space
But guys
GUYS
this is the good part
WHAT
IF
WHAT IF
the aliens or whoever the shit is the antagonist attack it and badly damage it
the camera goes down, so it cant shoot bad guys and shit by itself anymore
and like you have to tell it where to shoot
GET THIS
BY USING A COORDINATE GRID AND TARGET MARKERS NOT UNLIKE THE BATTLESHIP GAME
MIND=BLOWN
Guys.
What if there was like this low orbit ion cannon, and it could totally destroy shit and shit
and it has like this megazoom camera that can pick up targets and blast them from space
But guys
GUYS
this is the good part
WHAT
IF
WHAT IF
the aliens or whoever the shit is the antagonist attack it and badly damage it
the camera goes down, so it cant shoot bad guys and shit by itself anymore
and like you have to tell it where to shoot
GET THIS
IM GONNA BLOW YOUR FUCKIN MIND WITH THIS SHIT
BY USING A COORDINATE GRID AND TARGET MARKERS NOT UNLIKE THE BATTLESHIP GAME
MIND=BLOWN
Yeah I really hate those. Just like "From the studio that brought you...". Studios put out a fuckton of movies. The fact that a particular studio may release two films has no bearing on any possible connection and also speaks nothing to the quality of either movie. It's not like saying, "From the director that brought you", or "Starring that guy who was also in..."
Just stupidity. It makes me laugh when I her it in trailers.
"Coming this summer to a movie theater that also showed you Transformers..."
crazy monkey
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rihana looks awesome.
KittenMaster
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ryutaro's mama
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Same.
Sho_Nuff82
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How can you be jelly of a fictional character? It's not like Shia has any chance with Megan Fox or Lipzilla in real life.
Slurpy2k20
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I'm going to see the fuck out of this movie. It looks fun.
TheKaeptain
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Normal looking guys get amazing looking chicks all the time.
mclaren777
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I'm significantly less interested in this movie now that I know Rihanna is in it.
Phonomezer
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Rihanna is wearing a hat for a reason.
This movie is just Transformers by the Sea.
This movie is just Transformers by the Sea.
the only cool sea transformer was Sea Spray.
and no hat in the world could cover up Rihanna's giant head.
You misspelled Tidal Wave.
Sea Spray's better. Cause he talked funny.
Plus he could've nailed that human chick in that one episode.
Tidal Wave was such a cool boss though.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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Dude, WTF?
Nizz
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I'm surprised, honestly. I thought it was usually a one-two combo with ILM and Skywalker Sound with most movies.
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