TheKaeptain
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Well if the first trailer is something to go by...that isn't happening.
Battleship - Trailer #3
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Well if the first trailer is something to go by...that isn't happening.
SCULLIBUNDO
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Watch this piece of shit do gangbusters while John Carter bombs.
Dude Abides
Banned
Did Liam Neeson have money with Madoff or something?
SCULLIBUNDO
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LOL! I had to go back a page to see what you were talking about. GAF, man. Fucking GAF.
TheKaeptain
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Sculli, just look at when it is being released. It will do alright but hardly anything special. This is the year that new IP are sent to die.
Alabamaman
Banned
This looks worse than Pearl Harbor.
And that's the worst movie I've ever seen.
And that's the worst movie I've ever seen.
Nizz
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Never saw Battlefield: Earth?
I will be special. So very special.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I get the feeling you're going to be surprised on this one.
They're not your friends.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Like I said it is going to do alright and would do a lot better if it was being released in like Sept.
ReturnOfTheRAT
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The Internet? I'm already on it.
DrForester
Kills Photobucket
The bombs are pegs, this is going to be amazing
Joel Was Right
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Looks fun. Will watch. I get the impression half of those dismissing this are being genuine with their comments
universalmind
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I despise trailers like that but it looks more interesting than the other trailers.
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
Looks like I'll be rooting for the aliens.
Complex Shadow
Cudi Lame
what? No way. I thought only Chris brown was allowed to hit singles.
Edit.
My bad I just read it worng.
Meh. More of the same. Universal have almost entirely cut ol' Taylor out of the trailer presumably to deflect any comparisons to John Carter. That other offensively expensive sci-fi event movie that a studio was worried about before it released.
So instead we get a third (and presumably final) trailer for Battleship which doesn't explain the story, identify the protagonist or the antagonist of the piece and is full of nothing but 'whizz-bang' and sound FX taken directly from the Transformer films.
Instead Universal play up Rihanna (who is playing a supporting role and nothing more) and Liam Neeson whose character barely features in the script and is probably more of a glorified cameo.
In saying that the action beats do look better in this trailer and the whole thing does look marginally less cringe worthy that the previous two trailers even if it does end with a shot of the titular battleship in question (the John Paul Jones) SINKING.
Perhaps (hopefully?) an omen for this film's critical and financial success.
Hipster...., hating for...., NO...., REASON?!!!
*chokes on rage*
So instead we get a third (and presumably final) trailer for Battleship which doesn't explain the story, identify the protagonist or the antagonist of the piece and is full of nothing but 'whizz-bang' and sound FX taken directly from the Transformer films.
Instead Universal play up Rihanna (who is playing a supporting role and nothing more) and Liam Neeson whose character barely features in the script and is probably more of a glorified cameo.
In saying that the action beats do look better in this trailer and the whole thing does look marginally less cringe worthy that the previous two trailers even if it does end with a shot of the titular battleship in question (the John Paul Jones) SINKING.
Perhaps (hopefully?) an omen for this film's critical and financial success.
Hipster...., hating for...., NO...., REASON?!!!
*chokes on rage*
Angry Fork
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Same here, she really is the most obnoxious of the current famous people imo.
I wouldn't call her ugly but I don't think she's anything remotely special which is why I don't get the fawning. She had a nice body in her naked pics but her face is borderline busted without makeup, and dat forehead. I do see lots of better looking women on the subway every day.
A shitty personality really does make people seem uglier physically as well imo. There are very few celebrities that can escape that, Kim Kardashian is one of the few, who is pretty much perfect looking when she doesn't have so much makeup on. I would never deny this despite the fact that she's a ditz.
PinkCrayon
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Why Liam Neeson, why?Lots and lots of explosions. Check.
Excuse "plot" meaning you don't have to pay much attention. Check.
Reasonable to good looking females. Check.
Lots and lots of explosion. Check x 2.
Well I know what my secondary popcorn flick will be this year. Maybe not at the big (read expensive as hell) theater but at the local sticky floors-one... sure why not. People need to calm down and don't expect every movie to be DEEP and well-written. Movies are meant to be entertaining first and this movie looks like it will succeed marvelously in that. If only for being delicious riffing material.
Excuse "plot" meaning you don't have to pay much attention. Check.
Reasonable to good looking females. Check.
Lots and lots of explosion. Check x 2.
Well I know what my secondary popcorn flick will be this year. Maybe not at the big (read expensive as hell) theater but at the local sticky floors-one... sure why not. People need to calm down and don't expect every movie to be DEEP and well-written. Movies are meant to be entertaining first and this movie looks like it will succeed marvelously in that. If only for being delicious riffing material.
This is, quite possibly, the most comical out-of-context movie poster I have ever seen. Seriously, it looks like an entry in one of those cracked.com fake poster contests.
By the way, does bragging in the trailers and posters that this movie was produced by the same guys who produced Transformers really get asses in the seats?
It's actually boasting that it's from the toy company that brought you Transformers, which is even better.
I'm not sure what an asexual human is supposed to look like.
Yeah, all those boobs and butts and stuff, so asexual.
This movie seems so brainless and hopefully features a lot of shit being blown up that I'd like to see it, but ticket prices in Germany are ridiculous. I'm not paying a ton of money to make fun of a campy movie and watch explosions.
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