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[Kyoufu]

Can I eat all my Mini Eggs yet?

You have to wait til Sunday!

 

[Messi]

You have to wait til Sunday!

I'll eat my mini eggs when I want.

 

[Hixx]

Nobody bought me any eggs this year.

Getting older ftl

 

[Kyoufu]

Nobody bought me any eggs this year.

Getting older ftl

Wait, people are supposed to buy me eggs?

wtf

 

[Salazar]

Wait, people are supposed to buy me eggs?

wtf

Yeah, that doesn't happen. What kind of commune do you live in, Hixx ?

 

[FootballFan]

FM2012

Woah that looks like a damn exciting season, congrats.

 

[Messi]

Wait, people are supposed to buy me eggs?

wtf

Happens with my family. Well my parents give us an egg/eggs even though I am like 26.

 

[Hixx]

Yeah, that doesn't happen. What kind of commune do you live in, Hixx ?

A, er, family one?

 

[neoanarch]

Huge catholic family here.



Eggs? what the fuck you on about?


oh you guys are talking about easter. Is that coming up? Those crazy pagan rituals. glad my family isn't practising/church going and I went atheist before I was ten.

 

[pslayer666]

Happens with my family. Well my parents give us an egg/eggs even though I am like 26.

I buy my own eggs. And most of the eggs people bring for my daughters too since my wife won't let them eat much chocolate.

 

[Salazar]

A, er, family one?

Fair enough.

Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe
5 - Stoke City have attempted five through balls this PL season

 

[Kyoufu]

A, er, family one?

Spoiler

 

[Hixx]

What kind of places do you lot live in where your nans/aunts etc don't buy you easter eggs. Pff.

 

[Yen]

Happens with my family. Well my parents give us an egg/eggs even though I am like 26.

Yeah, sames. There are no real eggs in the house though. Or bread. I wanted yolky eggs and soldiers.

 

[Sloosha]

Have to go and buy my own eggs at the British store now that I'm in the US. They're expensive.

 

[Kyoufu]

What kind of places do you lot live in where your nans/aunts etc don't buy you easter eggs. Pff.

Would probably help if I had aunts/nans lol.

Have to go and buy my own eggs at the British store now that I'm in the US. They're expensive.

Hey you can't complain when literally every other food there is cheap as chips.

 

[Salazar]

What kind of places do you lot live in where your nans/aunts etc don't buy you easter eggs. Pff.

The other side of the world from my aunts.

I did eat a stupid amount of chocolate on holiday, tho.

 

[Hixx]

There are too many '' on this page so I shall not add any more.

Apart from that one.

 

[Yen]

There are too many '' on this page so I shall not add any more.

Apart from that one.

There's no flipping eggs, Hixx. No eggs!

 

[neoanarch]

What kind of places do you lot live in where your nans/aunts etc don't buy you easter eggs. Pff.

Honestly I still have no idea what you guys mean by 'eggs'. We colored eggs as kids, we got candy of some sort. Someone post a chart so I understand whats going on.

 

[Ushojax]

Opta Sports ‏ @OptaJoe
5 - Stoke City have attempted five through balls this PL season

 

[Hixx]

Honestly I still have no idea what you guys mean by 'eggs'. We colored eggs as kids, we got candy of some sort. Someone post a chart so I understand whats going on.

Large hollow egg-shaped chocolate. Sometimes with other chocolates/sweets inside

 

[GorillaJu]

Good article by Michael Cox about Liverpool's problems

http://www.lifesapitch.co.uk/opinions/dalglishs-muddled-tactics-have-confused-liverpool/

But it’s been difficult for anyone – youngster or new arrival – to adapt to this Liverpool side, because they’re not sure what they’re adapting to. Dalglish admitted earlier in the season that Downing’s struggles were, at least in part, because he had been used in so many different positions. Dalglish is astute enough to realise that (and admit his own errors), so he must also realise that Downing’s struggles are a microcosm of his team’s.

The absence of Lucas Leiva has been punishing in so many ways, but perhaps the key was his simplicity. He was the one Liverpool player from who you knew what to expect. Deep in midfield every week, he was always available for a short pass, always on hand to break up an attack. He provided certainty in a team full of doubt.

Managers are often brought in as a response to the failings of their predecessor, and therefore strategically play the opposite type of system. Roy Hodgson’s side played with far too much structure. Dalglish’s side doesn’t have enough of it. There’s a happy medium somewhere.

For now, Liverpool remain a reactive side. They can win one-off games (this season they’ve beaten six of the seven sides currently ahead of them in the table), which explains their cup runs, but they struggle when they’re favourites and have to win the game with their natural style. The reason is obvious – it’s not clear what Liverpool’s natural style is.

And what do you do when your team is a mess? Well, I guess you can always cheer for the youngsters. A particularly bright thrashing of Villa in the reserve is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9Jj-6LCBw - some class moments by Sterling, McLaughlin, Suso, and Eccleston. 3/4 of those have first team potential, for me.

 

[Yen]

Fun fact: the Nazis weren't keen on the whole Jesus aspect of Easter, so they renamed Easter eggs "Frühlingsschokoladenhohlkörper" which means "Spring hollow bodied chocolate egg"

 

[Hixx]

Fun fact: the Nazis weren't keen on the whole Jesus aspect of Easter, so they renamed Easter eggs "Frühlingsschokoladenhohlkörper" which means "Spring hollow bodied chocolate egg"

Hmm. There's today's project. Learn how to pronounce "Frühlingsschokoladenhohlkörper". Shit has nothing on supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

 

[Salazar]

Only eggs I really care about are creme eggs.

 

[Scum]

http://i.minus.com/ibiVRjOaOLBzUu.jpg
http://i.minus.com/iRsC5qfuujAbx.jpg
http://i.minus.com/iWuA17f8SUhCF.gif

So, who offered you a "way out" of Palermo, then? :lol

 

[neoanarch]

Fun fact: the Nazis weren't keen on the whole Jesus aspect of Easter, so they renamed Easter eggs "Frühlingsschokoladenhohlkörper" which means "Spring hollow bodied chocolate egg"

True fact: total bullshit, don't come in here spouting that nonsense.

 

[Yen]

True fact: total bullshit, don't come in here spouting that nonsense.

Woah man, sorry. Anyway, I was quoting "Germany: The Third Reich 1933-45 by Geoff Layton"

 

[FootballFan]

Only eggs I really care about are creme eggs.

True fact: total bullshit, don't come in here spouting that nonsense.

He may be wrong but take it easy, probably accident/didn't know. edit: As I thought.

 

[neoanarch]

Woah man, sorry. Anyway, I was quoting "Germany: The Third Reich 1933-45 by Geoff Layton"

He may be wrong but take it easy, probably accident/didn't know. edit: As I thought.

No I understand. How it could have been a mistake. But I find it kind of insulting when history is whitewashed like that. I'm not familiar with the book. But I can assure you if they did rename easter eggs it wasn't because they were against Jesus or the church. Quite the opposite.

 

[Yurt]

76 goals

Fun fact: the Nazis weren't keen on the whole Jesus aspect of Easter, so they renamed Easter eggs "Frühlingsschokoladenhohlkörper" which means "Spring hollow bodied chocolate egg"

Frühlingsschokoladenhohlkörper?

They weren't keen on spaces either apparently

 

[Hixx]

these are great. but really expensive for what they are

 

[Salazar]

Fuck an egg that has something inedible inside it.

 

[Yen]

these are great. but really expensive for what they are

I haven't had one in 10 years but they were 60p back then!

 

[Slizz]

Hard-boiled eggs or deviled eggs. Those are the eggs you eat around Easter....

Then you finish off a Cadbury egg for dessert.

 

[Salazar]

Ferg says there will be significant rotation.

And this:

Reports on Valencia having surgery

“I don’t know where that story has come from – it’s never been on the agenda or discussed. He has a plate in there and at the moment it stays there. His form has been unbelievable. When you get players hitting form, their best form, at this time of the season, it’s a bonus.”

 

[FootballFan]

Fuck an egg that has something inedible inside it.

KinderSurprise only needs .5cm thick chocolate to be the best, that's how good it is.
Though I loved them much more when there was more effort/better toys. Not when you get puzzles..

edit
just to be clear, best chocolate EGG, not best chocolate.

vv that's not a funny pic Well at least not to me.

 

[Phantast2k]

Spoiler

I haven't watched the game though

/edit

vv that's not a funny pic Well at least not to me.

Well excuuuse me for finding that amusing, Mr. Messi avatar :O

 

[Oxx]

I'm gonna go get some Scotch Eggs.

 

[FootballFan]

Well excuuuse me for finding that amusing, Mr. Messi avatar :O

I did say "Well at least not to me". I can see the humor in it, but I am just tired of seeing so much of the same stuff lol. (someone reply to this with a busquetspeeking.gif)

 

[Yen]

I did say "Well at least not to me". I can see the humor in it, but I am just tired of seeing so much of the same stuff lol. (someone reply to this with a busquetspeeking.gif)

 

[pappe]

I did say "Well at least not to me". I can see the humor in it, but I am just tired of seeing so much of the same stuff lol. (someone reply to this with a busquetspeeking.gif)

 

[confuziz]

PSV cup final this sunday..will it be the first prize in 3 years or will we become like Arsenal? =(

 

[FootballFan]

:lol
I love it how he stares RIGHT at the camera. Was probably saying to himself "Well, that's going to be .gif'd"

edit
Lol, didn't notice Pappe posted it too. To be fair though I have seen Drogba and Pepe do the exact same thing(gif's are much rarer though, of course). Pretty stupid cause its useless to even look.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I can't wait for next week when all the left over Easter eggs are selling for half the price.

 

[Salazar]

I can't wait for next week when all the left over Easter eggs are selling for half the price.

How are you quoting my Mum ?

 

[Awesome Animals]

One can hope. I salute anyone who becomes a Villa fan right now temporary or otherwise. Outlook bleak, storms likely.

A Liverpool win is highly likely, but we are slightly better on the road than at home and its hard to see how our performances can get much worse.

The only upside is we are getting to see our academy players get more pitch time (they have to, we have no-one else).

Yea, let's get more Weimann on the pitch, did we recall Delfounseo? If not, McLeish must not like him.

And that is why we don't want Melo back.


Hey, I'm okay with that!

My criteria for sponsors: 1-Font colour 2-Transparent logo

I remember Conte's ad for Jeep... hilariously terrible http://i.imgur.com/2rVhQ.gif[IMG]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/F4DMw.jpg[IMG]

“The road to success is long and steep, but it is much more manageable thanks to the flagship Jeep’s exceptional on- and off-road capabilities.” [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2rVhQ.gif

Don't ever buy a Jeep, unreliable and kind of pieces of shit.

Only eggs I really care about are creme eggs.

Yay! Agreed.

 

[Messi]

Spoiler

I haven't watched the game though

/edit

Please don't stirr that shit up again. It was bad enough the past few days :/

 

[Slizz]

Please don't stirr that shit up again. It was bad enough the past few days :/

Everyones been past that.

Newcalona v. Swanselona is the new sex.