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AlbertsonJ @AlbertsonJ
Steve Kean given 2 yr contract extension. Top bloke. Never deserved the abuse.

 

[elsk]

AMAZING.

 

[Arnie]

What an embarrassing gif for all parties involved.

 

[WJD]

Jeff's getting all the transfer scoops.

As I said: DAYUUM

 

[GorillaJu]

Damn, a 5.2 earthquake blew up just beneath us in Tokyo, I came here to get my heart rated cooled, and the first thing I see is a wind up about Cavani - my heart was racing even faster. You bastard, Arnie!

 

[José Mourinho]

What an embarrassing gif for all parties involved.

:lol I concur.

 

[Ushojax]

AlbertsonJ @AlbertsonJ
Steve Kean given 2 yr contract extension. Top bloke. Never deserved the abuse.

is this real life

 

[LegoArmo]

Didn't even realise that was Jeff. D'oh.

 

[Wilbur]

Damn, a 5.2 earthquake blew up just beneath us in Tokyo, I came here to get my heart rated cooled, and the first thing I see is a wind up about Cavani - my heart was racing even faster. You bastard, Arnie!

Holy shit!!! Is that strong?

Our only hope is that Kagawa had two contracts lined up and the earthquake accidentally shook his hand while signing onto the United one

 

[Milchmonster]

germany has schweini, khedira, kroos and gündogan for the midfield. they don't need any of the benders. draxler is a young talent who could have at least get a taste of the real tournament.

Gündogan and Kroos are not really an option for a more defensive minded style. Bender is and will help more than Draxler.

 

[Arnie]

Damn, a 5.2 earthquake blew up just beneath us in Tokyo, I came here to get my heart rated cooled, and the first thing I see is a wind up about Cavani - my heart was racing even faster. You bastard, Arnie!

I'm sorry, I gave myself piles just typing it.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Eden hazard ‏@hazardeden10
good evening. will announce my new club when I reach 200,00 followers.

 

[Az]

Eden hazard ‏@hazardeden10
good evening. will announce my new club when I reach 200,00 followers.

for fucks sake...

Edit: dont see it on his twitter trololool

 

[Freewheelin']

Eden hazard ‏@hazardeden10
good evening. will announce my new club when I reach 200,00 followers.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Oxx]

I wonder if Hazard posts on Gaf as well as rocking the social media.

 

[GorillaJu]

Holy shit!!! Is that strong?

Our only hope is that Kagawa had two contracts lined up and the earthquake accidentally shook his hand while signing onto the United one

It was pretty strong. 4 on the Japanese scale is definitely on the scarier side. Kinda fun though, too. You get one this size pretty much no matter where you are in Japan once a year-ish.

 

[Vivalaraza]

:lol :lol :lol

This is awesome, keep it coming guys.

Twitter is a potent weapon. I think all my posts will be in the form of Twitter posts now, everyone just believes it to be true.

 

[Ashes]

To clarify, that Cavani post was complete and utter bullshit.

Was worth it for Ashes salty reaction.

*bow*

Beaten by better man.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Eden hazard ‏@hazardeden10
good evening. will announce my new club when I reach 200,00 followers.

Bahahaha!

I hope that's real.

Edit: :'(

 

[GorillaJu]

Who the fuck is advising this fool to act to unprofessional?

 

[spidye]

Gündogan and Kroos are not really an option for a more defensive minded style. Bender is and will help more than Draxler.

then why did löw cut sven? he's the much better defensive midfielder than lars. in fact, lars played as a central or even offensive midfielder in neverkusen.

 

[Yen]

Samir Nasri @samirnasri19
@hazardeden how's it going chica?


Wow is that a hint?!

 

[Soi-Fong]

Bahahaha!

I hope that's real.

Can't be.. That's effin unprofessional.

 

[dschalter]

Bahahaha!

I hope that's real.

it's not.

 

[Wilbur]

I wonder if Hazard posts on Gaf as well as rocking the social media.

Cannot post rite now am on way to old trafford

 

[LegoArmo]

:lol :lol :lol

This is awesome, keep it coming guys.

Twitter is a potent weapon. I think all my posts will be in the form of Twitter posts now, everyone just believes it to be true.

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes

Confirmed: Vivalaraza confirms his transfer to PonyGAF

 

[Vivalaraza]

Masterful Yenrot.

He's only about 900 away guys! Everyone follow him!

 

[K1LLER7]

So today he's been set to go to Chelsea, now it's city, and united haven't even been mentioned.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Footy GAF has obliterated the fourth wall.

 

[Yen]

Eden Hazard @hazardeden10
Ok guys. When I reach 300k I will reveal my choice.

What a dick!!

 

[darkside31337]

Posting intentionally fake tweets in here is pretty stupid and not funny

Fuck him anyway though.

 

[Meier]

Bastards. Btw, here is his last tweet for those curious. This was 6 hours ago.

@hazardeden10: good afternoon guys. i made up my mind. see you later. thanks

 

[Vivalaraza]

So today he's been set to go to Chelsea, now it's city, and united haven't even been mentioned.

Just as you say that...

Oliver Holt ‏@OIIieHoltMirror
Big coup for #MUFC. Signal of intent. Not sure what this means for Nani, however. Rumoured to be interesting PSG and Inter

Oliver Holt ‏@OIIieHoltMirror
After losing out on Sanchez and Nasri last summer, Ferguson has finally got a twinkle-toed genius to link up with Rooney #Hazard

 

[GorillaJu]

((((；ﾟД&#65439))))))

Fuck this shit Eden. I'm going back to sleep

 

[WJD]

Eden Hazard @hazardeden10
My destination is blackburn rovers. j'adore poulet et Jeff

 

[K1LLER7]

Viva, you got a Link to his twitter?

 

[Soi-Fong]

http://www.vipbox.tv/watch/1267/1/sky-sports-news-live-stream-online.html

Sky seems like it's waiting for Hazard's announcement as well.

 

[LegoArmo]

Link to his twitter?

https://twitter.com/#!/hazardeden10

I'm just waiting for that LOSC to change to MUFC.

 

[TheLucifer]

Link to his twitter?

https://twitter.com/#!/hazardeden10

Eh, now that I think about it, Moratti's son wanted him at Inter. Believe.

 

[dc89]

These journo's which come out with stuff like that.

They must feel so stupid when they get it wrong. Not saying he has got it wrong, only time will tell that.

 

[Yen]

S. Alazar @kpopbitches!
There's a big commotion at Manchester city airport. What's that all about? #SoKawaii

 

[darkside31337]

Just as you say that...

Fake. Not his twitter account.

 

[K1LLER7]

Thanks

 

[Regulus Tera]

This team is toothless and uncreative when Chepo is not on board.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Fake. Not his twitter account.

Oh no

I just ordered my Hazard shirt aswell...

DAMN YOU FAKE ACCOUNTS

 

[TrueBlue]

Will be interesting to see what they'll do with Courtois now.

Simple, give him a few more years at Athletico. Gotta make sure he's not a one season wonder.

 

[Tim the Wiz]

Wait, so all he tweeted was that he'd made his mind up? Not exactly a definite prelude to an announcement of which club he's decided on, happening today at least. It's going to be pretty hilarious when he only makes the announcement that he's off to Chelsea in June, while the footballing twitter-verse tears itself into a lather in the meantime.

 

[Oxx]

Looking through Hazard's twitter images.

Lol @ the Mario Kart 3DS game.

 

[Yurt]

https://twitter.com/#!/hazardeden10

Eh, now that I think about it, Moratti's son wanted him at Inter. Believe.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!


In other news, Conte laughed off the Siena allegations in a press conference. "I'm going on vacation now."

A man is going to watch GoT's new episode. A man hopes it's good!

Spoiler

A man is so bad at this, sorry

 

[dc89]

Oh no

I just ordered my Hazard shirt aswell...

DAMN YOU FAKE ACCOUNTS

I just got my tattoo.