Cosmopolis
"And a rat became the unit of currency."
I loved it, but it won't be for everyone. This is most definitely a midnight movie. It's a challenging and dense movie, not much of a plot, with the focus on lots of talking and long shots. A neo-noir in looks and feel about corporations, capitalism, the future, rats as currency, and a highly philosophical, self-destructive corporate analyst of some clandestine organisation simply called "Complex". I'm not a good writer, so this might be long but should have no spoilers except if you're watching the Q&A I recorded that I link at the end of my post.
From the first shot to the last, you're always following Eric Packer (Robert Pattinson) in nearly every scene, so everything's seen from his perspective. It's mostly a single-location movie where Eric talks to random dudes related to his company or any woman in his white stretch cyber-pimped limo, with an huge protest in the background. Oh man, it looks awesome and gets fucked up over the course of the film. If you're a fan of
David Mamet and
Richard Linklater's works like
Before Sunset,
Waking Life,
Glengarry Glen Ross, and especially
Edmond (another great midnight neo-noir), you'll feel comfortable with the pacing. A lot of talking, one-takes, long takes, of people talking about very dense corporate details with not much sense that might go over your head in a first watch (Cronenberg assured it all makes sense with enough rewatches

). It feels very much based off a play or novel where incredibly verbose characters pontificate about corporations, the world, and time in weirdly absurd conversations. But it's not a film where all those cinematic techniques are evident or shoved into your face, I just happened to notice he had been talking to a sweaty jogger of a mother who's also Eric's chief of finance while he had his prostate examined in his limo for 6 straight minutes.
Eric Packer is a cold, alienated, and highly self-destructive almost-sociopath who goes on about the philosophy of time, corporations, how the world works, violence, and any other topic. His character reminded me heavily of Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) in
American Psycho, just without all the 90s pop culture and music references. The self-destructive and hedonistic urges of upper class socialites is evident in most Cronenberg movies, and Eric is no different. The dude's bored with the world, disillusioned, and is a thrill seeker just so he can feel real while he spends most of his time in a purgatory-like limo. Like most of these heavy talking movies, the plot is sparse and it's just Eric wants to get to a barber for a haircut which hints that it's an absurd satire/comedy. He's adamant of making the trek in his white cyber limo eternally stuck in New York traffic over a whole day that goes into night instead of just walking across the street which would only take 5 min. It's almost an absurd comedy at times, like having his prostate examined in his limo by his personal doctor while talking to someone, or he and Benno (Paul Giamatti) casually shooting up an apartment and at each other with futuristically inclined guns in the weirdest Mexican standoff. How he's so stubborn about staying in his limo even though some big, distractive "imminent scenario" is about to happen. How funny it is people related to his Complex company just happen to see his limo and jump in for a long convo.
Robert Pattinson is a captivating actor to watch, and the camera is transfixed to his face even when it's cream-pied later on thanks to an anarchist protestor or "pastry assassin" (described by the interviewer) played by Mathieu Amalric (
Quantum of Solace, Diving Bell and the Butterfly). There's another famous French actor here with Juliette Binoche (
Certified Copy, Three Colors: Blue) playing a higly sexual 41 year old "friend". This is a challenging role for Pattinson, not really for the character he plays of an upper class corporate man, but how he spars against highly experienced, well-known actors in very long single takes or one-shots. Actors just acting a lot in that stage-y way. These actors seem to come and go with not much of an arc between their characters except for a couple, as is the case with most of these heavy talking movies more focused on the journey (
Waking Life, Edmond).
It's a bizarre movie, one that will require quite a few rewatches just to get the nuances of the incredibly dense and fast flowing conversations. Cronenberg even recommended it, he's always made thought-provoking movies that require such attention instead of a typical Hollywood movie that's a very sugary one-stop experience with everything tied in a bow. I loved it mostly, and the Q&A was awesome. Also, quite a few sex scenes that have been hinted in the trailers, where at one point there's full frontal nudity with Patricia McKenzie who plays Eric's "6% body fat" bodyguard. If you're into that. Also, the rat protesters reminded me of
eXistenZ, and the film works almost as a counter-point to that movie where instead of the anarchists, we're on the side of corporate. I agree with
Telegraph's take: "
It's a smart inversion of Cronenbergs 1999 film eXistenZ: rather than being umbilically connected to a virtual world, Packer is hermetically sealed off from the real one."
I can see some people not liking the movie just because of the pacing and heavy talking nature of it, but being in love with such midnight stage-y movies like
Edmond, or talky
Richard Linklater films I was not as confused. The verbose conversations can only have been based off a novel. Samantha Morton as Eric's "Chief of Theory" talks about stuff you won't understand on first watch, and is emblematic of how the film's dialogue gives more than you can handle, which is why I can see
Cosmopolis being ripe for rewatchability. It's really an absurd comedy and satire at times with a pretty serious and cool ending scene with Paul Giamatti. People who were expecting Cronenberg's early body horror might be disappointed although there are some choice moments, but the film's definitely in his older speculative techno sci-fi style.
Q&A
I had
recorded most of the Q&A (SPOILER LINK), where Cronenberg is a hilarious dude and Pattinson is just a smart, cool person who's goal in acting is really to make viewers frightened of him. Cronenberg goes on about filming adaptations of the most unfilmable novels like
Naked Lunch. How he doesn't really choose what types of films to make next, he's spontaneous, when asked why he returned to his earlier style of films here in
Cosmopolis. Cronenberg was appreciative of the "very good" reaction of Cannes, even though they didn't laugh at the funny moments. I couldn't have asked for a more in-depth and entertaining Q&A, so thanks Curzon cinema for that. Almost made the Pattinson tax (£50 ticket) worth it

. Most of the 200 people really enjoyed it and were receptive like laughing at the right moments. Too bad I didn't get to ask a specific question (I'd ask "Are you ever afraid in having the speculative sci-fi in your movies feel dated?") because I was more in the back but hopefully next time in some future Q&A.
Great experience.
"My prostate's asymmetrical."