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[Plywood]

I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.

 

[commedieu]

HAHAHAHA nailed it!

She made it clear to me when I confronted her about the issue; I would trust what she says over his word any day, especially given what he has said in a lot of his posts on this site. I would hate to think that her standards would go that low either, regardless of the circumstances. What he posted is so ridiculous that her friend even laughed at the scenario.
There are other reasons as well, but I don't want to get too personal about her business.

Come on, its not like we are gunna tell anyone...

 

[RawNuts]

RawNuts has been a member since of oct '11 and only has posts in this thread.

It's like he's been watching and waiting for this moment.

I saw his posts a while ago and signed up for the forum at that time to reply to them then. However, it took forever to be approved as a member, probably almost a year even. I almost forgot that I even signed up here but since I spoke with my ex recently, it reminded me and I decided to log in and see if I could make posts yet.

 

[f0nz0]

To quote the esteemed Kurupt young gotti,

"Now this, this, is one of one of them occasions
Where the homie not doing right
I mean he found him a hoe that he like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife

And when it all boils now You goin find in the end
A bitch is a bitch but a dog is a mans best friend
So you found you a hoe that you like,
But you can't make a hoe a housewife"

Lust can be a powerful thing....even make you believe you really "like" someone, stay up, keep moving, learn, and now know you got what it takes to have one night stands

 

[lethial]

This is awesome.

 

[Wallach]

Wow, shit got real in here. Excuse us if we hijack your topic for a while OP.

 

[Splash Wave]

I'm very glad I got to the root of why this thread is 3 pages long.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Whoa, I was wondering why this thread was still going. God-damn.

 

[MrPink93485]

Well that escalated quickly.

*Subscribed*

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I think you just maxed out this gif. I'm quite certain it will never be used on a better post than what it was used on!

 

[arts&crafts]

We should be using our internet detective skills to solve this case and take our men off the case of Diablo 3 hate crimes.

 

[Dr.Acula]

I think you just maxed out this gif. I'm quite certain it will never be used on a better post than what it was used on!

Yo, these are some awesome beans.

I used lemon.

It's from the store...

 

[Karl2177]

Well shit. I cannot wait to see this unfold.

 

[BadAss2961]

So ummm, who's gonna get Houston back in here?

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

I doubt he'll be back. That looks like a one hit ko to me.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

I guess the moral of the thread is:

Don't be a dick to other posters lol. You never know who is lurkin about.

 

[JoseOle5990]

I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.

Spoiler

Deez nuts is raw!

I don't want this to end. Internet drama is so delicious.

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

Wow....

 

[Air]

Ether? Ether.

 

[HiiiLife]

I think Houston is being a scary ass.

"Houston.. Come out to playyyyyyy"

*clanking bottles*

























I'll stop instigating now.

 

[commedieu]

anticipation is killing me.

 

[Omzz]

legendary thread in the making

*subbed*

 

[The Return of]

Hahaha, oh god this is amazing. I thought this was a joke at first

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Shyamalan would love gaf.

 

[Rei_Toei]

GAF keeps delivering.

 

[Neki]

Well, this thread took a turn for the interesting.

 

[commedieu]

I just cant wait until Sunhilegend(think thats his name) wakes up.. It will be a glorious day for gaf.

 

[The Return of]

Just wait until the OP reveals.... it was his bachelor party.

You were close, but it wasn't the OP doing the revealing.

 

[vitaminwateryum]

RawNuts throwing dark.

This thread is going to go places. Specifically the archives.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

Wow... this thread became a shit hole in the last 6 hours... just wow!

 

[CrushDance]

What the...

And this ladies and gentlemen is why you shouldn't post personal things in detail on the internet. And if you do, make sure it's legit.

Holy fuck.

 

[Vermillion]

GAF
GAF

I can't breathe

 

[apesh1t]

Hey guys, I'm not a very prominent member but I feel like I can ask this question:

What's it like......you know

Spoiler

sex

 

[CrushDance]

GAF
GAF

I can't breathe

I'm still gasping over that water drinking gif. Bwahahaha. Hoooooooly shit.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Best use of a gif on NeoGAF, ever!

I'm dying here!

 

[GroteSmurf]

Have to be part of this

History in the making...well if houston shows up that is

 

[Chuckie]

 

[CrushDance]

Now I'm wondering what other legendary threads I've possibly missed due to their innocuous nature...

 

[RJT]

I'm glad I read this thread, pure gold.

Now I'm wondering what other legendary threads I've possibly missed due to their innocuous nature...

I've wondered that too. Once I see a thread that seems uninstresting hang around in the first page for too long, I always click.

 

[Radec]

I understand you OP

You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser.

Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.

Oh god.. I'm laughing my ass off here.

Great post.

 

[ElyrionX]

Houston we have a problem

Epic

 

[siddx]

Let this be a lesson to everybody. Someone somewhere is out there looking to call you on your internet bullshit. This thread became wonderful.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Haha, sorry for the drama bullshit guys.

This is typically one of those "take it to PM" kind of things, but since he decided to share all her business publicly, I figured I would do the same.

And also, since he came across as a complete tool as well. "You're clearly a bit of a loser, and this is the first time...blah blah"

What an utter cretin.

And, ironically enough, what an utter loser.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Yasae]

I can't read any posts with these huge gigantic

Spoiler

egos

in my way!

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I learned an important lesson that needs to be shared;

Never use sunblock to fap. My god the swelling...

edit:

Rawnutz..

:O

I remember my mates dad was massaging his missus with muscle rub all over his hands. When he was done, they both just fell asleep. Now, as any man knows, your hands, and your penis are like opposing magnets while sleeping.

He woke up with balls swelled to three times the size. Much mirth was had. He didn't see the funny side.

 

[Messypandas]

I remember my mates dad was massaging his missus with muscle rub all over his hands. When he was done, they both just fell asleep. Now, as any man knows, your hands, and your penis are like opposing magnets while sleeping.

He woke up with balls swelled to three times the size. Much mirth was had. He didn't see the funny side.

I have a friend who used aftershave balm as a lubricant. It wasn't pretty

regarding Huston:

"I don't think hes coming back"

 

[Wind's Howling]

I see that you're speaking from personal experience here, Joe. From what I understand, your standards for women you date are extremely low and I'm sure that you've personally been through the little story you wrote here multiple times.
This is Brian, by the way; I'm sure you remember me.


Also, I've already seen your posts in the Dating Age thread, they made for a good laugh; this is one of my favorite:I mostly find it funny because this is my ex you're talking about here, who I was with at the time. You never had sex even once with this woman and you never "hooked up" with her friend/roommate either.

I wish I was aware of how hard you were trying to push yourself (apparently hard enough to make her depressed, shame on you) on my girlfriend at the time (who wasn't at all interested in you if you couldn't tell) so I could have handled the situation accordingly. Instead you insisted that you were "just friends" with her, so I was alright with you desperately hanging out with her all the time.

Another little exert from that thread:That's funny, I did just that; I allowed that to happen because I thought I could trust that guy since he was my friend, but apparently I couldn't. I knew you were far too much of a loser to actually have any chance with her, and you probably didn't get to be with too many women very often, so I felt bad for you and assumed that there was no risk in it.

You're a pathetic, two-faced weasel of a child. The posts I see from you on this site are just pathetic, lie-filled stories from someone who is trying to be a douchebag but realizes just how much of a loser they are (or at least I hope you're aware of it?), poorly-veiled bragging, and overly-confident remarks filled with ignorance. It's interesting to read your posts on here when I know what you actually are in real life.

As far as Katrina is concerned, I've seen you lie to her, lie about her and insult her (probably as a result of you being angry with her when she wouldn't get together with you) in your posts on this forum. She is aware of this as well; if she wasn't so desperate for someone to call a friend and forgiving of you, you would have been kicked the fuck out of their apartment long ago.
I, however, have no pity for you and I won't be forgiving you, especially after the time I gave you a heartfelt apology after telling you off about this very subject, just to later see that my suspicions at the time were all actually true.

If I ever decide to visit NY to see Katrina, you would be smart to stay the fuck away from me.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Can someone explain why that water drinking gif is so funny? I'm not sure I get it, but people are rolling around in here.

Is it just because he looks nonplussed at the threat?

 

[strafer]

Holyyyyyyyyyyyy shit.