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[Hixx]

My dentist stuffed my mouth with cotton wool when I got my teeth out so I just used it as an excuse to talk like Vito Corleone all day.

Also I've just got rid of a cold but this cough won't fuck off, checked my throat in the mirror and it's like someone's stuffed two testicles in to replace my tonsils they are fucking massive

 

[yella]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NZrMesZmUtk

OMG! :O

My exact reaction! Truly an amazing goal. The volley by Eric Hassli was amazing too; I wonder how many keepers on the other side of the pond would have been able to save that!

 

[Hixx]

This years Puskás award nominees are in:

http://www.fifa.com/ballondor/puskasaward/index.html

Falcao's is the best. Everyone dreams of scoring a goal like that.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Mine was cake. Little swelling, and only took the Ibprofeun prescribed for like two days for mild pain. Would do again.

 

[Nyx]

This years Puskás award nominees are in:

http://www.fifa.com/ballondor/puskasaward/index.html

lol the best goal of the forever isn't even in...

 

[Wes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NZrMesZmUtk

OMG! :O

Even better is that it was against a team called The Strongest.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Falcao's is the best. Everyone dreams of scoring a goal like that.

Meh. Thousands of shit players over the years have scored overhead, scissor and bicycle kicks



edit: How long until these stitches dissolve then?

 

[Awesome Animals]

Even better is that it was against a team called The Strongest.

I loved that too

 

[Hixx]

Meh. Thousands of shit players over the years have scored overhead, scissor and bicycle kicks



edit: How long until these stitches dissolve then?

hitcher i am going to create a shitlist and put you on it now

 

[Yurt]

You soft lads, pulling out a tooth is nothing on the Pain scale.

A minor sting and mostly just inconvenient: Anything teeth related.
Headache: AndresON spamming his three gifs.
Pain: Getting stabbed in the ass by a Roma fan.
Maximum Pain: Losing to Inter.

I have a feeling Conte is going to use him as Asa's replacement when the black prince will leave us for Africa Cup. From what he said in the interview, going back to 4-3-3 doesn't seem likely. He considers 3-5-2 to be the more attacking formation. I agree, but that's really not why some of us are advocating for the return to 4-3-3, is it? It's because we have a lot of players that - like Pepe - would benefit greatly from it. We could use Pepe, Giovinco and Vucinic as WFs, Awesomoah in his natural position (as Marchisio's alternative) and Matri makes a lot more sense as a central striker. Not to mention Lichtsteiner playing as a RB, which is where he shines.

I think I'm warming up to our 3-5-2, we can't argue with results! But I just miss the novelty of switching formations mid game you know.

 

[Awesome Animals]

You've been stabbed?











In the ass?






























By a Roma fan?

 

[Yurt]

You've been stabbed?











In the ass?






























By a Roma fan?

Thankfully, no! But someone was in the Roma-Lazio derby!

I've been stabbed in the back by Verratti though. It went all the way to my heart.

 

[Facism]

When i had my wisdom teeth out it was great. One of them impacted and cracked and i had suicidal toothache for months before i got the balls to go see the dentist about it.

Best fucking feeling in the world when that cunt got pulled.

 

[deGod]

I think the wait to see the dentist is worse then anything

 

[Carbonox]

When i had my wisdom teeth out it was great. One of them impacted and cracked and i had suicidal toothache for months before i got the balls to go see the dentist about it.

Best fucking feeling in the world when that cunt got pulled.

Aye mine was cracked as well. The toothaches man, I couldn't stand up because of the pain. Then thought fuck it, let's man up. Though the wait for the appointment was fucking stupid. 3 months I think it was?

 

[Hixx]

I think the wait to see the dentist is worse then anything

The secretary at mine looks like Shyla Stylez.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The secretary at mine looks like Shyla Stylez.

Present day Shyla Stylez or 2006 Shyla Stylez?

 

[Yurt]

The secretary at mine looks like Shyla Stylez.

*google*

What do you mean a CANADIAN porn star? *life shattered*

 

[deGod]

The secretary at mine looks like Shyla Stylez.

Maybe she can't find other work

 

[Hixx]

Present day Shyla Stylez or 2006 Shyla Stylez?

back then.

she's rancid now

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Present day Shyla Stylez or 2006 Shyla Stylez?

*google*

What do you mean a CANADIAN porn star? *life shattered*

I scanned these posts quickly and thought they said Canadian President Shyla Stylez.

 

[elseanio]

Was so annoying how the dentist told me.

She was like

'Your teeth are fine, no problems, perhaps brush the gums a little more thoroughly at the sides. Oh, by the way, your bottom left wisdom tooth is leaning into the tooth next to it, preventing you from brushing it properly, causing minor decay and making it essential that you get the wisdom tooth taken out before it fuks both of the teeth up. See ya.'


I have no problems in general with dentists, but tooth-pulling gives me the shits. Especially since I'll be talking with all the eloquence of Andres while I wait for the anesthetic to wear off, in pain like The Singing Detective while my mouth reminds me that its just had a tooth yanked out of it, and eating like a 90 year old while my mouth is sore

When I got a tooth out, it snapped. He had to SCRAPE the rest out. It was the worst sound ever. Was spitting out bits of my tooth for a week.

Hope yours goes well!

 

[Yurt]

I scanned these posts quickly and thought they said Canadian President Shyla Stylez.

You 'scan' my posts quickly? I knew it was unrequited love, Shatner.

 

[Clegg]

The best goal from that list is Ben Arfa's.

Messi's and Neymar's weren't that good in comparison. That ran long distances with the ball but only had one defender to beat. Ben Arfa ran past half a team by himself.

Excellent goal.

 

[Phantast2k]

He just can't stop can he? He should pick up chronic gum chewing just like Fergie

He needs to see a doctor with that, seriously..
(we gun beat your butts today)

 

[Sviatoslav]

Cold war hostilities re-started. Russia-USA is starting.

 

[dc89]

Genuinely looking forward to Viva commenting on United's financial results! He always puts it in easy to understand terms.

 

[Phantast2k]

Cold war hostilities re-started. Russia-USA is starting.

/oh shit, this was on the same page:

:|

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This Asian guy in Scrubs is a terrible, terrible character

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Pre]

Fuck, fuck, fuck. We made that way too easy for the Russians.

 

[Sviatoslav]

SMOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV!

 

[spidye]

:|

daaaaaaaaaamn

 

[Ashes]

What was the original thread title?

 

[Carbonox]

This Asian guy in Scrubs is a terrible, terrible character

This. Then again, why are you watching the horrendous seasons of Scrubs? Why am I watching the horrendous seasons of Scrubs? WTF is going on?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This. Then again, why are you watching the horrendous seasons of Scrubs? Why am I watching the horrendous seasons of Scrubs? WTF is going on?

If you can't watch shit TV when bed-ridden, when can you?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

All those -ov's

 

[Carbonox]

If you can't watch shit TV when bed-ridden, when can you?

I only ever watch E4 during the day while I'm working. Yes, I like watching Desperate Housewives and Ugly Betty too. AND WHAT?

 

[Sviatoslav]

WTF? Third injury already in this match.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

(we gun beat your butts today)

So many "injuries" :/

Rumoured starting XI
Krul; Van Rhijn, Heitinga, Vlaar, Martins Indi; Afellay, De Jong, Van der Vaart; Kuyt, Huntelaar en Robben

Not good... not good enough to beat ze Germans.

 

[AndresON777]

You soft lads, pulling out a tooth is nothing on the Pain scale.

A minor sting and mostly just inconvenient: Anything teeth related.
Headache: AndresON spamming his three gifs.
Pain: Getting stabbed in the ass by a Roma fan.
Maximum Pain: Losing to Inter.



I think I'm warming up to our 3-5-2, we can't argue with results! But I just miss the novelty of switching formations mid game you know.

 

[Slizz]

How bad was the US defense on the first goal scored? Just got home from buying BLOPS

 

[AndresON777]

Smh America

 

[Arjen]

I'm not sure if i want to see ze germans beat our asses tonight.
They're going to cut trough our horrible defense like butter.

 

[Meier]

Just turned on the game.. come on fellas, get that W! Got to be hard to come from behind in Russia.

 

[Slizz]

Smh America

No Dempsey, Donovan doesn't wanna play anymore, relatively young starting XI. But yea, I kinda agree, we will be lucky to eek out a draw I feel.


EDIT: And Altidore is still trash when he plays internationally.

 

[AndresON777]

EDIT: And Altidore is still trash when he plays internationally.

Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh god THIS again.

I would nearly believe him. We had a defender too who's now at PSV and he claimed to never watch football he wasn't involved with himself or he wasn't forced to by the club, "football is boring to watch, except the matches I've played" lol

 

[Meier]

This years Puskás award nominees are in:

http://www.fifa.com/ballondor/puskasaward/index.html

The Mealla one is probably the best of the nominees but I'd go with Moussa Sow since Fener-Gala is such a big match and the lead up to it was fantastic. I'm pretty shocked that Cisse wasn't nominated. He had the one that was obviously incredible but then there were 1-2 others that were worthy. Crouch's goal was fantastic as well.

Eric Hassli's volley is beautiful.. he has another goal I've posted here before that is mindblowing.

 

[Meier]

Here is the other Hassli goal I was talking about. Undoubtedly one of the best ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Vfdx7LEh4

God dammit, last post of the page.