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BritGAF |OT| Mad Stacks Beyond Thunderlord
- Thread starter BGBW
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Musha_Soturi
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Work Xmas do
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industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
I will never understand Corporate White Knighting.
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A good point well made. Some interesting ideas up for discussion in this post.
10/10. Would read again.
phisheep
NeoGAF's Chief Barrister
Surely you meant ;
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
That was me when I was back in Scotland last May for 3 weeks.
Only it was closer to 15lbs.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
I'm a fan of the interrobang ‽
This has really made me think about the nature of humanity and our place in the universe. Thank you.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
From a distant vantage point, NeoGAF might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, typed out their brain farts. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of threads, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species posted there – on a punctuation mark suspended on a grey background.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
p̲̗̟̟h͔̯̼̳̥̬̻̙̩̟'͉̯̲̼͙n̟͔̬̪̼͈͉̱̝̠͖̘̲̪̻͕͉g͍̮̩͖̯͉l̹͍̠̺͖̫̰̦̱͈̗̯̲͉͙ͅu͓͍͉̫͇̹͇͖̩ͅi͉̤̞͓͎̥̰̜̱͓̣̱̦̙̗͖͖̠ͅ ͙̤̖̰͔̬͈͓̙̻͚̮̲̜̼͖ͅm̘̼͇̟̭̗̜̟͕͖g̪̪͓̳͕̣̝̟l̯͉̬̣͇̹͔w͔̘̥'̞̲̰̜̦̭̱̩̤̥͎͎̰̖͈ͅn̼͖̲͖̦̫a̻̖͎͙̙̖̮̭̙̻̥̼̗̞f̼̗͉͈̟̯̼̦͈͚̮h̭̦̗̦̙̼͖͎̦̗͖͖̻͍̘̲̰ͅͅ ͓̘̦͔̙̻͖͙̟̦͈͚̦̜̼͇ͅͅC̩̪͓̫̬̱̣͈ṱ̹̫̦̫̣̘̠̝̲̹̗̲͍̱̳̞h̰̘̬̗̦͇̰ͅu̝̭̠̭̼̭̳̝͓̯̲̮ͅl̦̯̝͙̦̹̘̠h̻͓̻̼̬̰̟͎̫̤̮u͇͉͉͉̪̜̩͇̲̟̘͉ͅ ̫̼͚̲̥͔̲͇͎̤̗͖̮̳R̠̣̬ͅ'̲̠̭̥̱̭͈̟̘̹̗̻ͅͅͅl̳͔͖̰̤͉y͇̘̙̩̫͈̻̤̲̥̘̳̲̯͉͔e̤̭̙̲̭͎̥͉̝͖̰͍̬̹̼̹͇̲h̖̤͕͓͇̩̥̬̠͙͕ ̬̼̻̦̞͈̩̦̣͈w͙̫̭̪̝̗̭̯̥g̖͎̺̲͖͖̗͉̳͍͎a̮̘͔̭͍͈̯͙͚̱̜̣̠̟͇̻͎̹̟h̼̫̼̮͖'͚̘̥̮n̯̠̮̝̥a̙̳͇̫̦̝̜̭̯͙͙̣̞̱̩̩g̞̦͙̤̭͇̹̹̪̟͈l͙̥̮̦̩̰̗̲̙̫̖ ̗̱̪̝͚͓̬͍͕͍̻̹̺ͅf̦̖͉̥͖̝̯̞̬̤̟͍͉̺h̯̣̻̞̳̖̹͔͎͕̰̟̜̥̩̰̦t̬̘̲͎a͈̪̱̩̟̭̣͔͔̼̯g̥̺̙̹̤̤͚̫͍̹̬͖͕̪ͅn̼̥̙̭̬̘̰̱̰̳̘̦̟̦̠͕͎̦!̙͇̹̩̺̯̭̮̤͉̹̥̼̹̹̜̩͚ͅ
̦͔̙̱̤͎̜͔͇̭͖̫̙p̫̥̠̲̣̟̤̬̬͙̙̣̰͎͙͕̜h͚̗̻̙̖͉̟͍̳̣̮̝͈͖̹͕̩̬'͙̰̯̣͈̣̙̻͈̫n͓̫͕̖̘̞͈̬͈͈̥͔g͕̫̺̯̳̩̠͉̩̼̘̭̹̻̭̱̫̜̖ḽ̼̬̼͓̞̬̥̭͎̳̳̙̰̫͔̖u̟̣͚͍̪̫̙i̞̭͖̟̠̮̩̗ͅ ̳͖̯̱̮̭̫̩̩͖͇̘m͇͇͙̤̤̣̮͎̝g̲̙̮̠̯̞͕l̗̭̩͓̥̤͍̘̟̣͚͙̬͓w͇̳͚̳̭͉̞̟̬̩͓̯̳̱̜̥'͎̤͇̤̹͉̝̬̥͓̪n̜͚̗̖̩͖̲̫ḁ̙̯͖̣̝͎͎͎ͅf͈͓̲̪͔̠̳͕͉̜͍h̦̣̤̙͇̭̪̫̯̫̬̜̮̪ͅͅ ̮̪͚̖̗͔̟̠̜ͅC̳̩̼̳͕̯̭̞̲̫̞͉̰̮̰̠̗̖̤t̖̺̘̲̩̲͈̟̝͖͕̥̝h̤̮͕̭̰͇̤͔͚̤͍̠̜u͖̥̲̤̝̠͈̭̺̞̼l͕͇̖̗̥̯̤̲̜̬̹͖͍̺̮̠h͉̠̪̬̹̱̗͖͍̩̞̗͈̣̞͉u͉̖͖͙̳̪̣͓͚͓ ͚͇͓̼̰̺̦̖̼R̖̜̱̟'͈͍͈̠͎̟̤͈͙̭̳̣̰̝ͅl͈͉̳̟̭ͅy̗̮̬̥͚̰̩̙̪̤̠̭̘̗͎̫e̪̫͈̬̻̼̺̟͔̼h̠͓͉̯̠͉͇͎̰̺͓̞ ͇̥͙͖̫̙͈̟͍ẉ̪͇̗̩̙̰̼̖̤̗̹͈̥̞̣͕͇g̪͔̣̘̝̲̣̲̝̩͎̱̟̳̰̯a̖̠̲͔h̰̼͎̠̟̞͕̜̟͖͔̣̖̣̙̜ͅ'̬̝̘̣͔͖̜̳͖͉n͍̮̭̫̯͖̪̘̻̣̮͉ͅͅa̰̩͍̬̩͕̤̜̜͎̺͔g̙̭̻͓̝̤͉l͔̙̲̤̖̣̯̞̘͈̪̩̳̤ͅ ͕͍̼̘̮̹̜͇̠f͕͚̘̻̺͎h̦̺̬̟̹͍̺̩̱͈t͕̳͇̘̥a̱̖̝̫̬͔̰̳̠̜̹̩̤̫͍̼͕̞̙g̤͎̫͕̲͙̺̩̤̯̝̝̖̤͇̜̺n̺̩͙̠̼͎̹̤̖͖̙!̪͔̮̠͎̞͙̩̙̰̖̙̺͇̞
̙͙̝̬̤̗̜̜p͇͔̗̤͍̻͖͇̞͉̰̱̥h̙̻̮̦͎͇͇'̹̥͇̹̹͎̻̝̪̮̞̹̱̬̱̘͉n̺̮̣̻̠̤̼g̠̝̭l̝͇̻͎͖̖̲̩͙͎̮̩̙̥͖u̪̩̭̭̻̥͍͎͍͕̼̬͍͉̹̲̼i̺̹̘̪̭̭̜̞͉̞̥ͅ ̬̭̲̹͕m̭͎̝͕̲̰̜̤g̯͍̮͈̼͖l̦̻̳̺̟̱̺͕̭͔̙͇w̤̠̤̼̣͔͙̫̤͓͙͔̼̖͓̟͇'̬̹̠n͉̟͔̣a̳͖̙̹̲̘͎̭͕̘̹̹͕̤̳͕ͅf̗͈̮͖̱͙̳̥͍͓h͙͓͖̻̻̥͖̖͙̙̩̥͈͚ ̦̠͓̮͓̱͇͕̭̙̳͕̯̳̠͍͍̘C̼͈͔͈̯͙̲̘̯t̗͔̠͓̘͈̺͈͉̙ͅh̲̤͓͚͉̯̥̞͍͍͈̟̟̟̫̺͓̜u̞̲̪̖̰̻̥̘̬͍͓̻̳͍l̩̫̯̰̥̮̬̖͎͕͎̼̘ḫ͖̞͈̥̱u͔̻͔͇̦̟̞̥ͅ ̯̫̳͉̩͎̖̖͙̙̖̮͓R̩͍̲̜̮̖̗̠̬'̩̮̮̩͎͔͙̲͎̺͕̺͖͉̘̼͔l̯̣͎̼̙̞̲̗̻̜̠̣̹͚y̖͉͓͈̗̰͔̲̥͎͔̮̩̝̜̣̹e͚̩̫͇̞͚͙̦̠͕̬͎̫ͅͅh̟͉̫̭͉͍̲̣͎ ͓̰̬͍w̰͈̱̲̗̬̩̖̜̤̱͚̱͔̭͙̜g̺̱͙̘͖̣͔̣͖̝̦̼̮͉͎̲ͅa̙͉̱͈h̜̙͙͎̱'͈̘̗̠̤͍̯͕n͓̠͎͎̥̗̳a͍̹͍̙͍̖͙̪͍̜̰̜̯̣̦̰͇g͕̬̤̯̝͈̱̜̪̝ͅl̝̖̱͉͓̮̖͇͇͕ ̺̠͓͇͓͓̘f̥͙̲͔̦͓̗̜͇̳̞͚̞̬͕h̫̰̠ͅṱ͕͇̺̥̜̜̝͈̲͕̹̘̱̬͈a͙̖͓̪̘͍̣͉g͚̻̹̝̤̱n̯̙̱͓̖̳̪̘͕̖!̬̤̺͓̹͓͕̥̦͍̭̻̩̩̰̻͚̙
̻̠̗̬̞̭̝̙ͅp̣̰̦̩̫͇̮̱̰̭h͖̣̞̯̘̙̝̘͕̠͓̜̭͈̳'̞̝̣͓n̬̦̥͈͓̼͎͚̝͉͈̠͔̮g̟̝̯̠̲̠̺l̦̗̤̼͇̲̝̦̪̲̱̘͎͓͚ͅu̺̟̬̠̻̦̼̼̮̜̫̩i̼͕̭̗͔̝̝̻̝̤̱̥̖̯̗̞͎̠ ̘̫̠͙̪̦̤̭̮̻͔̤͕̩m̙͖̙̣͙̥̰͔͙̖̣ͅg̟̟͔̙͔̗̠͚l̠̱̝̘̰̯̖̲̯͈w̹͚̱̯̘̫̭̘̞̤ͅ'̯̳͕͔̙͉͚̥n͍̯̬̥̦͍̬͔͓͇̫ͅa͕̦̪̘̩̝̺̭̹̰̼f̥̹̜̙̣̜͚̠̻̱̱̼̜̦͖̲̟h̜͚̩̖̱͚̤̱̙̪ ̰͇͓̭̦̺̮̲̜̞C̣̳͇̻t̘̞̤͍̣̦͓̦͕͔̣͍͕h̺͓͍̞̠̩̺̤̖̰̱̯͚̺̘͓̲̬u͕̦͇̮͉͇̖̮̙͖͓̦̙̘̥̱l̘͍̗̞̞̱̙̼̗̫h͙̞̮͓̙͓̝̖̘͍̮͚̯̫ͅu̘̖̲̼͈̞̜͓͉͈̘̗ͅ ̭̳̪͙̪̼͉̻͈̤R͙̫͖̪̪̫̭͎̹̞̩͓̝̞̤͉̗ͅ'̣̺̖̗̤̤̼̯̻͔̫l͈̯̼̤̖̟͙͎̪̳̪y͓̤̙̦ͅe̦͉̹̦̼h̘͈̺̣̙̻ ̯̞̥̲̬̩̼̜͕̙̙͚͙͍w̹͔͎̣͙̺͓̹̘̗̣͔̣͍g̫͇͈̫̟̥̣̘̯͈͉a̰̭̼̭h̦̣̲̭̬̜͕̙̪͔̖̲̗̤ͅ'̯͇̼͔̪͕̯̺͇͍̠̱̮n̻͙͔̗̳̟̞̠̦̣͉̦ͅa̪̩̮̲̹͍̟̜͖͕̜̠̩̱g̲̣̗̦̠l̲͈̹̙̣̫̝͉ ͔̯̦̘̠̖̣̯̗̳̩͔̮f̖̙͓͎̟̼͔͖͕̳͇̩͓h̬̱͚̦͉̝̠̖͚͎̘̥̻͇̫t̰̘͎̥͖͇͖͖̘̺͉͙͚ͅa͖̯̘͈͙͇͎͖͇̬̖ͅg̞̤̣͖̠̱̹͎͇͕̳̖̗͉ͅn͉̗͖̫!̦̫̘̫̼͕̭̤̬͕̫̱
̖̺͚͔̳̘̱̜̜̦͖p̞̝͔̻̥̼͎̠͓̜̱h̭̠̗̯͍̟̘̰̹̰͇̱'̩͎͉̬̦̦̤̬͎̹̪͔̰̟̤͓̘n͉̭̻̖͖̰̫̖g̳̬̯͖͍̫̳̬l̬̘̦͖̪̺͉̜u̫͖͎̹̥̻̫̬͍̦̻̣͉̼̞̣͓ͅi̼̩͇̭͎̠͚̺̻̪͔͍ ͇̤͕̱̪͔̜̫̹͖̝͓̤͎͖͈̰m̻͇̠͕̤̞̦̣̟̼͖̩̥͉g̦͉̱̙͎̗̟̖̝̺̯l̫͇̼͖̯̤w̦̦̞̬̪̠'̟͔͇̞̠̫̟͖̪̹̬͚̥ͅn͚̤̱͎͇̙͇͖̹̟͖͇̙͙̲a̬͔̟͓̟͙̬͉̗̙̘̫̤̥͔͙ͅf̙̹̼̦̝̤̞̜̹͙̹͖̮̗͍͇h̰̮̺̰͙̖̖͖͚̫̥͈̲̯̜̤̼ ̲̥̙̪̣̜͚ͅC͓̫̪̬̥̤͇͓̤͍t͚͔̱̖͎̞͇̠͓̜͙̳̝ḫ̠̼͔̪̠̮̹̥͔͖͉̙͎̱̫̹̯ͅu͓͉̯̝͙̖̯̲̬̩̻̖̤̠̼l̺͚͚̺̘͎h͙̱̹̱u͖̫̦̗͍̮̙̰̗̖̯ ̮̳͇̼̳͚͔R̜̞̝̟͎͚̰̤̥̞͙͔͙̳̘̞̯̮'̤̘͖͉͖̼͉͇̼̭̙̖͇͙͉͉̯ͅͅl͚̱̞͓̪̫̺͇͓͇̱̰y͎̳̫̙͇̠̼̗̙̰͈̖̺e̦̠͍̭h͚̘̭͉͇̪̖ ̘̪̪͈̻̫͔̲͓̰ͅw̤̝̳̻̰g͈̞̟̼̫̪̟͍̙̦͙͙͉ạ̞̻̰̝̼̞͚̝̞̹̥ͅh̖͉̻̱͍̖̬͈̤͙'̜̝̳̺̼n̟̠̥̩͚̹̣̦̰͈͔̫̗̝ͅͅa̭̘̣̺̼̯͍̰͓̙͉̥̦g̖̼̭̠̲̘̲͍͓̪l͍̜̞͔̰̫̯̱͖͖͔͎̹̬̲ ̖̼͚͚̲̘̖͖̫͚̜͉̟̞̯̙f̯̥̭̲͔̥͔͉̘̤h͖͈̭̳̜̪̬͉͇̗̩͚̻ͅt̺̳̪̙͇̣̦̲̞̺̣̺͍͙͎̠̝̠a̖̮̭͕̣͉͇̟̬͚͕ͅg̥̪͎̳̼̺̰̫̫͚̗͎͕̠̝ṋ̟̯͙͈̹͕̜͓̮͔͕͔̘̟͉!̹͓͈̥̥
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
p̲̗̟̟h͔̯̼̳̥̬̻̙̩̟'͉̯̲̼͙n̟͔̬̪̼͈͉̱̝̠͖̘̲̪̻͕͉g͍̮̩͖̯͉l̹͍̠̺͖̫̰̦̱͈̗̯̲͉͙ͅu͓͍͉̫͇̹͇͖̩ͅi͉̤̞͓͎̥̰̜̱͓̣̱̦̙̗͖͖̠ͅ ͙̤̖̰͔̬͈͓̙̻͚̮̲̜̼͖ͅm̘̼͇̟̭̗̜̟͕͖g̪̪͓̳͕̣̝̟l̯͉̬̣͇̹͔w͔̘̥'̞̲̰̜̦̭̱̩̤̥͎͎̰̖͈ͅn̼͖̲͖̦̫a̻̖͎͙̙̖̮̭̙̻̥̼̗̞f̼̗͉͈̟̯̼̦͈͚̮h̭̦̗̦̙̼͖͎̦̗͖͖̻͍̘̲̰ͅͅ ͓̘̦͔̙̻͖͙̟̦͈͚̦̜̼͇ͅͅC̩̪͓̫̬̱̣͈ṱ̹̫̦̫̣̘̠̝̲̹̗̲͍̱̳̞h̰̘̬̗̦͇̰ͅu̝̭̠̭̼̭̳̝͓̯̲̮ͅl̦̯̝͙̦̹̘̠h̻͓̻̼̬̰̟͎̫̤̮u͇͉͉͉̪̜̩͇̲̟̘͉ͅ ̫̼͚̲̥͔̲͇͎̤̗͖̮̳R̠̣̬ͅ'̲̠̭̥̱̭͈̟̘̹̗̻ͅͅͅl̳͔͖̰̤͉y͇̘̙̩̫͈̻̤̲̥̘̳̲̯͉͔e̤̭̙̲̭͎̥͉̝͖̰͍̬̹̼̹͇̲h̖̤͕͓͇̩̥̬̠͙͕ ̬̼̻̦̞͈̩̦̣͈w͙̫̭̪̝̗̭̯̥g̖͎̺̲͖͖̗͉̳͍͎a̮̘͔̭͍͈̯͙͚̱̜̣̠̟͇̻͎̹̟h̼̫̼̮͖'͚̘̥̮n̯̠̮̝̥a̙̳͇̫̦̝̜̭̯͙͙̣̞̱̩̩g̞̦͙̤̭͇̹̹̪̟͈l͙̥̮̦̩̰̗̲̙̫̖ ̗̱̪̝͚͓̬͍͕͍̻̹̺ͅf̦̖͉̥͖̝̯̞̬̤̟͍͉̺h̯̣̻̞̳̖̹͔͎͕̰̟̜̥̩̰̦t̬̘̲͎a͈̪̱̩̟̭̣͔͔̼̯g̥̺̙̹̤̤͚̫͍̹̬͖͕̪ͅn̼̥̙̭̬̘̰̱̰̳̘̦̟̦̠͕͎̦!̙͇̹̩̺̯̭̮̤͉̹̥̼̹̹̜̩͚ͅ
̦͔̙̱̤͎̜͔͇̭͖̫̙p̫̥̠̲̣̟̤̬̬͙̙̣̰͎͙͕̜h͚̗̻̙̖͉̟͍̳̣̮̝͈͖̹͕̩̬'͙̰̯̣͈̣̙̻͈̫n͓̫͕̖̘̞͈̬͈͈̥͔g͕̫̺̯̳̩̠͉̩̼̘̭̹̻̭̱̫̜̖ḽ̼̬̼͓̞̬̥̭͎̳̳̙̰̫͔̖u̟̣͚͍̪̫̙i̞̭͖̟̠̮̩̗ͅ ̳͖̯̱̮̭̫̩̩͖͇̘m͇͇͙̤̤̣̮͎̝g̲̙̮̠̯̞͕l̗̭̩͓̥̤͍̘̟̣͚͙̬͓w͇̳͚̳̭͉̞̟̬̩͓̯̳̱̜̥'͎̤͇̤̹͉̝̬̥͓̪n̜͚̗̖̩͖̲̫ḁ̙̯͖̣̝͎͎͎ͅf͈͓̲̪͔̠̳͕͉̜͍h̦̣̤̙͇̭̪̫̯̫̬̜̮̪ͅͅ ̮̪͚̖̗͔̟̠̜ͅC̳̩̼̳͕̯̭̞̲̫̞͉̰̮̰̠̗̖̤t̖̺̘̲̩̲͈̟̝͖͕̥̝h̤̮͕̭̰͇̤͔͚̤͍̠̜u͖̥̲̤̝̠͈̭̺̞̼l͕͇̖̗̥̯̤̲̜̬̹͖͍̺̮̠h͉̠̪̬̹̱̗͖͍̩̞̗͈̣̞͉u͉̖͖͙̳̪̣͓͚͓ ͚͇͓̼̰̺̦̖̼R̖̜̱̟'͈͍͈̠͎̟̤͈͙̭̳̣̰̝ͅl͈͉̳̟̭ͅy̗̮̬̥͚̰̩̙̪̤̠̭̘̗͎̫e̪̫͈̬̻̼̺̟͔̼h̠͓͉̯̠͉͇͎̰̺͓̞ ͇̥͙͖̫̙͈̟͍ẉ̪͇̗̩̙̰̼̖̤̗̹͈̥̞̣͕͇g̪͔̣̘̝̲̣̲̝̩͎̱̟̳̰̯a̖̠̲͔h̰̼͎̠̟̞͕̜̟͖͔̣̖̣̙̜ͅ'̬̝̘̣͔͖̜̳͖͉n͍̮̭̫̯͖̪̘̻̣̮͉ͅͅa̰̩͍̬̩͕̤̜̜͎̺͔g̙̭̻͓̝̤͉l͔̙̲̤̖̣̯̞̘͈̪̩̳̤ͅ ͕͍̼̘̮̹̜͇̠f͕͚̘̻̺͎h̦̺̬̟̹͍̺̩̱͈t͕̳͇̘̥a̱̖̝̫̬͔̰̳̠̜̹̩̤̫͍̼͕̞̙g̤͎̫͕̲͙̺̩̤̯̝̝̖̤͇̜̺n̺̩͙̠̼͎̹̤̖͖̙!̪͔̮̠͎̞͙̩̙̰̖̙̺͇̞
̙͙̝̬̤̗̜̜p͇͔̗̤͍̻͖͇̞͉̰̱̥h̙̻̮̦͎͇͇'̹̥͇̹̹͎̻̝̪̮̞̹̱̬̱̘͉n̺̮̣̻̠̤̼g̠̝̭l̝͇̻͎͖̖̲̩͙͎̮̩̙̥͖u̪̩̭̭̻̥͍͎͍͕̼̬͍͉̹̲̼i̺̹̘̪̭̭̜̞͉̞̥ͅ ̬̭̲̹͕m̭͎̝͕̲̰̜̤g̯͍̮͈̼͖l̦̻̳̺̟̱̺͕̭͔̙͇w̤̠̤̼̣͔͙̫̤͓͙͔̼̖͓̟͇'̬̹̠n͉̟͔̣a̳͖̙̹̲̘͎̭͕̘̹̹͕̤̳͕ͅf̗͈̮͖̱͙̳̥͍͓h͙͓͖̻̻̥͖̖͙̙̩̥͈͚ ̦̠͓̮͓̱͇͕̭̙̳͕̯̳̠͍͍̘C̼͈͔͈̯͙̲̘̯t̗͔̠͓̘͈̺͈͉̙ͅh̲̤͓͚͉̯̥̞͍͍͈̟̟̟̫̺͓̜u̞̲̪̖̰̻̥̘̬͍͓̻̳͍l̩̫̯̰̥̮̬̖͎͕͎̼̘ḫ͖̞͈̥̱u͔̻͔͇̦̟̞̥ͅ ̯̫̳͉̩͎̖̖͙̙̖̮͓R̩͍̲̜̮̖̗̠̬'̩̮̮̩͎͔͙̲͎̺͕̺͖͉̘̼͔l̯̣͎̼̙̞̲̗̻̜̠̣̹͚y̖͉͓͈̗̰͔̲̥͎͔̮̩̝̜̣̹e͚̩̫͇̞͚͙̦̠͕̬͎̫ͅͅh̟͉̫̭͉͍̲̣͎ ͓̰̬͍w̰͈̱̲̗̬̩̖̜̤̱͚̱͔̭͙̜g̺̱͙̘͖̣͔̣͖̝̦̼̮͉͎̲ͅa̙͉̱͈h̜̙͙͎̱'͈̘̗̠̤͍̯͕n͓̠͎͎̥̗̳a͍̹͍̙͍̖͙̪͍̜̰̜̯̣̦̰͇g͕̬̤̯̝͈̱̜̪̝ͅl̝̖̱͉͓̮̖͇͇͕ ̺̠͓͇͓͓̘f̥͙̲͔̦͓̗̜͇̳̞͚̞̬͕h̫̰̠ͅṱ͕͇̺̥̜̜̝͈̲͕̹̘̱̬͈a͙̖͓̪̘͍̣͉g͚̻̹̝̤̱n̯̙̱͓̖̳̪̘͕̖!̬̤̺͓̹͓͕̥̦͍̭̻̩̩̰̻͚̙
̻̠̗̬̞̭̝̙ͅp̣̰̦̩̫͇̮̱̰̭h͖̣̞̯̘̙̝̘͕̠͓̜̭͈̳'̞̝̣͓n̬̦̥͈͓̼͎͚̝͉͈̠͔̮g̟̝̯̠̲̠̺l̦̗̤̼͇̲̝̦̪̲̱̘͎͓͚ͅu̺̟̬̠̻̦̼̼̮̜̫̩i̼͕̭̗͔̝̝̻̝̤̱̥̖̯̗̞͎̠ ̘̫̠͙̪̦̤̭̮̻͔̤͕̩m̙͖̙̣͙̥̰͔͙̖̣ͅg̟̟͔̙͔̗̠͚l̠̱̝̘̰̯̖̲̯͈w̹͚̱̯̘̫̭̘̞̤ͅ'̯̳͕͔̙͉͚̥n͍̯̬̥̦͍̬͔͓͇̫ͅa͕̦̪̘̩̝̺̭̹̰̼f̥̹̜̙̣̜͚̠̻̱̱̼̜̦͖̲̟h̜͚̩̖̱͚̤̱̙̪ ̰͇͓̭̦̺̮̲̜̞C̣̳͇̻t̘̞̤͍̣̦͓̦͕͔̣͍͕h̺͓͍̞̠̩̺̤̖̰̱̯͚̺̘͓̲̬u͕̦͇̮͉͇̖̮̙͖͓̦̙̘̥̱l̘͍̗̞̞̱̙̼̗̫h͙̞̮͓̙͓̝̖̘͍̮͚̯̫ͅu̘̖̲̼͈̞̜͓͉͈̘̗ͅ ̭̳̪͙̪̼͉̻͈̤R͙̫͖̪̪̫̭͎̹̞̩͓̝̞̤͉̗ͅ'̣̺̖̗̤̤̼̯̻͔̫l͈̯̼̤̖̟͙͎̪̳̪y͓̤̙̦ͅe̦͉̹̦̼h̘͈̺̣̙̻ ̯̞̥̲̬̩̼̜͕̙̙͚͙͍w̹͔͎̣͙̺͓̹̘̗̣͔̣͍g̫͇͈̫̟̥̣̘̯͈͉a̰̭̼̭h̦̣̲̭̬̜͕̙̪͔̖̲̗̤ͅ'̯͇̼͔̪͕̯̺͇͍̠̱̮n̻͙͔̗̳̟̞̠̦̣͉̦ͅa̪̩̮̲̹͍̟̜͖͕̜̠̩̱g̲̣̗̦̠l̲͈̹̙̣̫̝͉ ͔̯̦̘̠̖̣̯̗̳̩͔̮f̖̙͓͎̟̼͔͖͕̳͇̩͓h̬̱͚̦͉̝̠̖͚͎̘̥̻͇̫t̰̘͎̥͖͇͖͖̘̺͉͙͚ͅa͖̯̘͈͙͇͎͖͇̬̖ͅg̞̤̣͖̠̱̹͎͇͕̳̖̗͉ͅn͉̗͖̫!̦̫̘̫̼͕̭̤̬͕̫̱
̖̺͚͔̳̘̱̜̜̦͖p̞̝͔̻̥̼͎̠͓̜̱h̭̠̗̯͍̟̘̰̹̰͇̱'̩͎͉̬̦̦̤̬͎̹̪͔̰̟̤͓̘n͉̭̻̖͖̰̫̖g̳̬̯͖͍̫̳̬l̬̘̦͖̪̺͉̜u̫͖͎̹̥̻̫̬͍̦̻̣͉̼̞̣͓ͅi̼̩͇̭͎̠͚̺̻̪͔͍ ͇̤͕̱̪͔̜̫̹͖̝͓̤͎͖͈̰m̻͇̠͕̤̞̦̣̟̼͖̩̥͉g̦͉̱̙͎̗̟̖̝̺̯l̫͇̼͖̯̤w̦̦̞̬̪̠'̟͔͇̞̠̫̟͖̪̹̬͚̥ͅn͚̤̱͎͇̙͇͖̹̟͖͇̙͙̲a̬͔̟͓̟͙̬͉̗̙̘̫̤̥͔͙ͅf̙̹̼̦̝̤̞̜̹͙̹͖̮̗͍͇h̰̮̺̰͙̖̖͖͚̫̥͈̲̯̜̤̼ ̲̥̙̪̣̜͚ͅC͓̫̪̬̥̤͇͓̤͍t͚͔̱̖͎̞͇̠͓̜͙̳̝ḫ̠̼͔̪̠̮̹̥͔͖͉̙͎̱̫̹̯ͅu͓͉̯̝͙̖̯̲̬̩̻̖̤̠̼l̺͚͚̺̘͎h͙̱̹̱u͖̫̦̗͍̮̙̰̗̖̯ ̮̳͇̼̳͚͔R̜̞̝̟͎͚̰̤̥̞͙͔͙̳̘̞̯̮'̤̘͖͉͖̼͉͇̼̭̙̖͇͙͉͉̯ͅͅl͚̱̞͓̪̫̺͇͓͇̱̰y͎̳̫̙͇̠̼̗̙̰͈̖̺e̦̠͍̭h͚̘̭͉͇̪̖ ̘̪̪͈̻̫͔̲͓̰ͅw̤̝̳̻̰g͈̞̟̼̫̪̟͍̙̦͙͙͉ạ̞̻̰̝̼̞͚̝̞̹̥ͅh̖͉̻̱͍̖̬͈̤͙'̜̝̳̺̼n̟̠̥̩͚̹̣̦̰͈͔̫̗̝ͅͅa̭̘̣̺̼̯͍̰͓̙͉̥̦g̖̼̭̠̲̘̲͍͓̪l͍̜̞͔̰̫̯̱͖͖͔͎̹̬̲ ̖̼͚͚̲̘̖͖̫͚̜͉̟̞̯̙f̯̥̭̲͔̥͔͉̘̤h͖͈̭̳̜̪̬͉͇̗̩͚̻ͅt̺̳̪̙͇̣̦̲̞̺̣̺͍͙͎̠̝̠a̖̮̭͕̣͉͇̟̬͚͕ͅg̥̪͎̳̼̺̰̫̫͚̗͎͕̠̝ṋ̟̯͙͈̹͕̜͓̮͔͕͔̘̟͉!̹͓͈̥̥
It's not like I'm spamming the Off Topic with it. Contextually, it was appropriate.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Headbutt!
blahblah...blah
Member
I love the response to that previous post (it was a stealth-edit of a point I couldn't be bothered to make, and in the end led to a far more entertaining response (Jill Sandwich in particular!))
Hot Coldman
Banned
2spooky
Darren870
Member
Mine might actually be that much, sure feels like it! Gym hard the next few weeks, which should be fun.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
On the first day of my trip I bought a ton of new clothes. Three weeks later when my trip was over I needed to buy more as none of them fit anymore. :/
Gym veterans must get ticked off at newbies/slackers joining the gym around new year. Dudes walking on the treadmill when someone wants to go on it for a jog. I could see my self joining the gym again since i have a car now, One of the main reasons i stopped going because having to wait for a loser cruiser/bus/scum shovel really killed my vibes. pffft having to sit on a vehicle with non drivers with no ambitions to cruise the road in there own automobile really fucking sucked. I ended up just skipping the bus and walking the 3,4 miles to the gym every time i went. Didn't help it wasn't the normal buses that ran the route it was some obscure hourly bus.
With a car now i can see my self joining back up and being able to just hit the gym when i please. But i will wait a few months so i don't come across as a New years resolution type jerk. As we all know gym veterans must take bets on how long all the people who join a gym at the start of January will last.
My kung fu class has a good warm up at the start to keep my body pumpin! With 5 quid a lesson it really skins my stacks a little but not much in the grand scale of things
With a car now i can see my self joining back up and being able to just hit the gym when i please. But i will wait a few months so i don't come across as a New years resolution type jerk. As we all know gym veterans must take bets on how long all the people who join a gym at the start of January will last.
My kung fu class has a good warm up at the start to keep my body pumpin! With 5 quid a lesson it really skins my stacks a little but not much in the grand scale of things
Welcome back Darren.
Not sure what Suairyu posted as its just comes up as a jumbled mess on my phone. Still a better post than the majority of the stuff that's on Off-topic.
So how was everyone's Xmas office parties? any juicy gossip? Nothing much came out of the kerfuffle that occurred in mine. Got the odd "Do you remember anything that happened that night?" PMs but I falsely turn around and said "nope". Apparently, one of them got thrown to the ground and got kicked but he looked perfectly fine when I saw him. Clearly, someone's stirring up shit trying to get the other guy fired.
Not sure what Suairyu posted as its just comes up as a jumbled mess on my phone. Still a better post than the majority of the stuff that's on Off-topic.
So how was everyone's Xmas office parties? any juicy gossip? Nothing much came out of the kerfuffle that occurred in mine. Got the odd "Do you remember anything that happened that night?" PMs but I falsely turn around and said "nope". Apparently, one of them got thrown to the ground and got kicked but he looked perfectly fine when I saw him. Clearly, someone's stirring up shit trying to get the other guy fired.
Musha_Soturi
Member
Well lets see. I got hammered, flashed my pierced nipple at most of my colleagues, danced with Freddy Krueger, left my secret Santa present somewhere, and informed several of my male colleagues about my previous girl on girl action.
A successful Xmas party I'd say.
Snap.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Niiiiiice! And this is why I try not to go out with colleagues, too many dark secrits in my cupboards, if they found out what I was really like I'd be out on my ear! Hope your co-workers are cooler than mine at least. Plus your girl/girl story is pretty badass
Musha_Soturi
Member
Niiiiiice! And this is why I try not to go out with colleagues, too many dark secrits in my cupboards, if they found out what I was really like I'd be out on my ear! Hope your co-workers are cooler than mine at least. Plus your girl/girl story is pretty badass
Yeah I do try and keep work and play separate, but as soon as alcohol gets involved I have no control. They're all pretty cool so I think I'm good.
I had it numbed, I strongly advise this. It didn't hurt at all getting it done, when the numbing stuff wore off it just throbbed a little for a couple of days, but totally bearable.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
My little bro made it into Chelsea F.C!!!
He did what I wasn't good enough to do. So proud of him.
Lil shits gonna make us millionaires
He did what I wasn't good enough to do. So proud of him.
Lil shits gonna make us millionaires
Us? Sweet - sharing the cash with UKGAF like a boss. You legend.
Next meetup on Mufasa.
Congratulations on your brother, btw!
Hot Coldman
Banned
He can use that money to pay off the Yakuza.
So we're going to know more famous people? You'll hook us up, right?
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Give me lots of money.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
No. Ima be chillin with Ashley Cole and his crew. Clubbing hard!
Hot Coldman
Banned
That sounds kinda dirty. Hey ladies, wanna see my Kent's Paul?
Real talk, We could all be very wealthy gentlemen if a rich UK gaffer gave us some manjor fast and easy tender. Why discuss some shit over a forum when we could be chilling in a LA gentleman's lounge.
No having to deposit man hours for tender any more
No having to deposit man hours for tender any more
Hot Coldman
Banned
Why is it so fucking hard to find the original version of the Bob the Builder song (the Christmas No.1 version) on iTunes?
I need this for reasons.
edit: oh shit found it
I need this for reasons.
edit: oh shit found it
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
YES WE CAN!
oh shit I just realized the Obama campaign team ripped off Bob the builder
We'd spend the whole time arguing over how much to tip the staff.
Actually, this is BritGAF we're talking about... not quite as prone to hysterical, petty arguments as the wastelands out there...
I still think it'd be better to buy a mansion just for ourselves. We could call it Cunt Manor.
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