Isn't mecha_infantry one of our rank?
Because they just went full retard in the thread about apple losing the "pinch to zoom" patent and (presumably) got banned for it.
Well, back in London after 2 weeks in New York. Had a blast at home, was nice to see all my friends and family, really starting to miss them.
Glad to be back though and see what 2013 has to offer.
Oh and I gained like 10lbs, f'n American food.....
This has really made me think about the nature of humanity and our place in the universe. Thank you.
It's not like I'm spamming the Off Topic with it. Contextually, it was appropriate.I'd be careful posting that. Apparently the mods hate it.
WWKPD?
(what would kentpaul do?)
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
p̲̗̟̟h͔̯̼̳̥̬̻̙̩̟'͉̯̲̼͙n̟͔̬̪̼͈͉̱̝̠͖̘̲̪̻͕͉g͍̮̩͖̯͉l̹͍̠̺͖̫̰̦̱͈̗̯̲͉͙ͅu͓͍͉̫͇̹͇͖̩ͅi͉̤̞͓͎̥̰̜̱͓̣̱̦̙̗͖͖̠ͅ ͙̤̖̰͔̬͈͓̙̻͚̮̲̜̼͖ͅm̘̼͇̟̭̗̜̟͕͖g̪̪͓̳͕̣̝̟l̯͉̬̣͇̹͔w͔̘̥'̞̲̰̜̦̭̱̩̤̥͎͎̰̖͈ͅn̼͖̲͖̦̫a̻̖͎͙̙̖̮̭̙̻̥̼̗̞f̼̗͉͈̟̯̼̦͈͚̮h̭̦̗̦̙̼͖͎̦̗͖͖̻͍̘̲̰ͅͅ ͓̘̦͔̙̻͖͙̟̦͈͚̦̜̼͇ͅͅC̩̪͓̫̬̱̣͈ṱ̹̫̦̫̣̘̠̝̲̹̗̲͍̱̳̞h̰̘̬̗̦͇̰ͅu̝̭̠̭̼̭̳̝͓̯̲̮ͅl̦̯̝͙̦̹̘̠h̻͓̻̼̬̰̟͎̫̤̮u͇͉͉͉̪̜̩͇̲̟̘͉ͅ ̫̼͚̲̥͔̲͇͎̤̗͖̮̳R̠̣̬ͅ'̲̠̭̥̱̭͈̟̘̹̗̻ͅͅͅl̳͔͖̰̤͉y͇̘̙̩̫͈̻̤̲̥̘̳̲̯͉͔e̤̭̙̲̭͎̥͉̝͖̰͍̬̹̼̹͇̲h̖̤͕͓͇̩̥̬̠͙͕ ̬̼̻̦̞͈̩̦̣͈w͙̫̭̪̝̗̭̯̥g̖͎̺̲͖͖̗͉̳͍͎a̮̘͔̭͍͈̯͙͚̱̜̣̠̟͇̻͎̹̟h̼̫̼̮͖'͚̘̥̮n̯̠̮̝̥a̙̳͇̫̦̝̜̭̯͙͙̣̞̱̩̩g̞̦͙̤̭͇̹̹̪̟͈l͙̥̮̦̩̰̗̲̙̫̖ ̗̱̪̝͚͓̬͍͕͍̻̹̺ͅf̦̖͉̥͖̝̯̞̬̤̟͍͉̺h̯̣̻̞̳̖̹͔͎͕̰̟̜̥̩̰̦t̬̘̲͎a͈̪̱̩̟̭̣͔͔̼̯g̥̺̙̹̤̤͚̫͍̹̬͖͕̪ͅn̼̥̙̭̬̘̰̱̰̳̘̦̟̦̠͕͎̦!̙͇̹̩̺̯̭̮̤͉̹̥̼̹̹̜̩͚ͅ
̦͔̙̱̤͎̜͔͇̭͖̫̙p̫̥̠̲̣̟̤̬̬͙̙̣̰͎͙͕̜h͚̗̻̙̖͉̟͍̳̣̮̝͈͖̹͕̩̬'͙̰̯̣͈̣̙̻͈̫n͓̫͕̖̘̞͈̬͈͈̥͔g͕̫̺̯̳̩̠͉̩̼̘̭̹̻̭̱̫̜̖ḽ̼̬̼͓̞̬̥̭͎̳̳̙̰̫͔̖u̟̣͚͍̪̫̙i̞̭͖̟̠̮̩̗ͅ ̳͖̯̱̮̭̫̩̩͖͇̘m͇͇͙̤̤̣̮͎̝g̲̙̮̠̯̞͕l̗̭̩͓̥̤͍̘̟̣͚͙̬͓w͇̳͚̳̭͉̞̟̬̩͓̯̳̱̜̥'͎̤͇̤̹͉̝̬̥͓̪n̜͚̗̖̩͖̲̫ḁ̙̯͖̣̝͎͎͎ͅf͈͓̲̪͔̠̳͕͉̜͍h̦̣̤̙͇̭̪̫̯̫̬̜̮̪ͅͅ ̮̪͚̖̗͔̟̠̜ͅC̳̩̼̳͕̯̭̞̲̫̞͉̰̮̰̠̗̖̤t̖̺̘̲̩̲͈̟̝͖͕̥̝h̤̮͕̭̰͇̤͔͚̤͍̠̜u͖̥̲̤̝̠͈̭̺̞̼l͕͇̖̗̥̯̤̲̜̬̹͖͍̺̮̠h͉̠̪̬̹̱̗͖͍̩̞̗͈̣̞͉u͉̖͖͙̳̪̣͓͚͓ ͚͇͓̼̰̺̦̖̼R̖̜̱̟'͈͍͈̠͎̟̤͈͙̭̳̣̰̝ͅl͈͉̳̟̭ͅy̗̮̬̥͚̰̩̙̪̤̠̭̘̗͎̫e̪̫͈̬̻̼̺̟͔̼h̠͓͉̯̠͉͇͎̰̺͓̞ ͇̥͙͖̫̙͈̟͍ẉ̪͇̗̩̙̰̼̖̤̗̹͈̥̞̣͕͇g̪͔̣̘̝̲̣̲̝̩͎̱̟̳̰̯a̖̠̲͔h̰̼͎̠̟̞͕̜̟͖͔̣̖̣̙̜ͅ'̬̝̘̣͔͖̜̳͖͉n͍̮̭̫̯͖̪̘̻̣̮͉ͅͅa̰̩͍̬̩͕̤̜̜͎̺͔g̙̭̻͓̝̤͉l͔̙̲̤̖̣̯̞̘͈̪̩̳̤ͅ ͕͍̼̘̮̹̜͇̠f͕͚̘̻̺͎h̦̺̬̟̹͍̺̩̱͈t͕̳͇̘̥a̱̖̝̫̬͔̰̳̠̜̹̩̤̫͍̼͕̞̙g̤͎̫͕̲͙̺̩̤̯̝̝̖̤͇̜̺n̺̩͙̠̼͎̹̤̖͖̙!̪͔̮̠͎̞͙̩̙̰̖̙̺͇̞
̙͙̝̬̤̗̜̜p͇͔̗̤͍̻͖͇̞͉̰̱̥h̙̻̮̦͎͇͇'̹̥͇̹̹͎̻̝̪̮̞̹̱̬̱̘͉n̺̮̣̻̠̤̼g̠̝̭l̝͇̻͎͖̖̲̩͙͎̮̩̙̥͖u̪̩̭̭̻̥͍͎͍͕̼̬͍͉̹̲̼i̺̹̘̪̭̭̜̞͉̞̥ͅ ̬̭̲̹͕m̭͎̝͕̲̰̜̤g̯͍̮͈̼͖l̦̻̳̺̟̱̺͕̭͔̙͇w̤̠̤̼̣͔͙̫̤͓͙͔̼̖͓̟͇'̬̹̠n͉̟͔̣a̳͖̙̹̲̘͎̭͕̘̹̹͕̤̳͕ͅf̗͈̮͖̱͙̳̥͍͓h͙͓͖̻̻̥͖̖͙̙̩̥͈͚ ̦̠͓̮͓̱͇͕̭̙̳͕̯̳̠͍͍̘C̼͈͔͈̯͙̲̘̯t̗͔̠͓̘͈̺͈͉̙ͅh̲̤͓͚͉̯̥̞͍͍͈̟̟̟̫̺͓̜u̞̲̪̖̰̻̥̘̬͍͓̻̳͍l̩̫̯̰̥̮̬̖͎͕͎̼̘ḫ͖̞͈̥̱u͔̻͔͇̦̟̞̥ͅ ̯̫̳͉̩͎̖̖͙̙̖̮͓R̩͍̲̜̮̖̗̠̬'̩̮̮̩͎͔͙̲͎̺͕̺͖͉̘̼͔l̯̣͎̼̙̞̲̗̻̜̠̣̹͚y̖͉͓͈̗̰͔̲̥͎͔̮̩̝̜̣̹e͚̩̫͇̞͚͙̦̠͕̬͎̫ͅͅh̟͉̫̭͉͍̲̣͎ ͓̰̬͍w̰͈̱̲̗̬̩̖̜̤̱͚̱͔̭͙̜g̺̱͙̘͖̣͔̣͖̝̦̼̮͉͎̲ͅa̙͉̱͈h̜̙͙͎̱'͈̘̗̠̤͍̯͕n͓̠͎͎̥̗̳a͍̹͍̙͍̖͙̪͍̜̰̜̯̣̦̰͇g͕̬̤̯̝͈̱̜̪̝ͅl̝̖̱͉͓̮̖͇͇͕ ̺̠͓͇͓͓̘f̥͙̲͔̦͓̗̜͇̳̞͚̞̬͕h̫̰̠ͅṱ͕͇̺̥̜̜̝͈̲͕̹̘̱̬͈a͙̖͓̪̘͍̣͉g͚̻̹̝̤̱n̯̙̱͓̖̳̪̘͕̖!̬̤̺͓̹͓͕̥̦͍̭̻̩̩̰̻͚̙
̻̠̗̬̞̭̝̙ͅp̣̰̦̩̫͇̮̱̰̭h͖̣̞̯̘̙̝̘͕̠͓̜̭͈̳'̞̝̣͓n̬̦̥͈͓̼͎͚̝͉͈̠͔̮g̟̝̯̠̲̠̺l̦̗̤̼͇̲̝̦̪̲̱̘͎͓͚ͅu̺̟̬̠̻̦̼̼̮̜̫̩i̼͕̭̗͔̝̝̻̝̤̱̥̖̯̗̞͎̠ ̘̫̠͙̪̦̤̭̮̻͔̤͕̩m̙͖̙̣͙̥̰͔͙̖̣ͅg̟̟͔̙͔̗̠͚l̠̱̝̘̰̯̖̲̯͈w̹͚̱̯̘̫̭̘̞̤ͅ'̯̳͕͔̙͉͚̥n͍̯̬̥̦͍̬͔͓͇̫ͅa͕̦̪̘̩̝̺̭̹̰̼f̥̹̜̙̣̜͚̠̻̱̱̼̜̦͖̲̟h̜͚̩̖̱͚̤̱̙̪ ̰͇͓̭̦̺̮̲̜̞C̣̳͇̻t̘̞̤͍̣̦͓̦͕͔̣͍͕h̺͓͍̞̠̩̺̤̖̰̱̯͚̺̘͓̲̬u͕̦͇̮͉͇̖̮̙͖͓̦̙̘̥̱l̘͍̗̞̞̱̙̼̗̫h͙̞̮͓̙͓̝̖̘͍̮͚̯̫ͅu̘̖̲̼͈̞̜͓͉͈̘̗ͅ ̭̳̪͙̪̼͉̻͈̤R͙̫͖̪̪̫̭͎̹̞̩͓̝̞̤͉̗ͅ'̣̺̖̗̤̤̼̯̻͔̫l͈̯̼̤̖̟͙͎̪̳̪y͓̤̙̦ͅe̦͉̹̦̼h̘͈̺̣̙̻ ̯̞̥̲̬̩̼̜͕̙̙͚͙͍w̹͔͎̣͙̺͓̹̘̗̣͔̣͍g̫͇͈̫̟̥̣̘̯͈͉a̰̭̼̭h̦̣̲̭̬̜͕̙̪͔̖̲̗̤ͅ'̯͇̼͔̪͕̯̺͇͍̠̱̮n̻͙͔̗̳̟̞̠̦̣͉̦ͅa̪̩̮̲̹͍̟̜͖͕̜̠̩̱g̲̣̗̦̠l̲͈̹̙̣̫̝͉ ͔̯̦̘̠̖̣̯̗̳̩͔̮f̖̙͓͎̟̼͔͖͕̳͇̩͓h̬̱͚̦͉̝̠̖͚͎̘̥̻͇̫t̰̘͎̥͖͇͖͖̘̺͉͙͚ͅa͖̯̘͈͙͇͎͖͇̬̖ͅg̞̤̣͖̠̱̹͎͇͕̳̖̗͉ͅn͉̗͖̫!̦̫̘̫̼͕̭̤̬͕̫̱
̖̺͚͔̳̘̱̜̜̦͖p̞̝͔̻̥̼͎̠͓̜̱h̭̠̗̯͍̟̘̰̹̰͇̱'̩͎͉̬̦̦̤̬͎̹̪͔̰̟̤͓̘n͉̭̻̖͖̰̫̖g̳̬̯͖͍̫̳̬l̬̘̦͖̪̺͉̜u̫͖͎̹̥̻̫̬͍̦̻̣͉̼̞̣͓ͅi̼̩͇̭͎̠͚̺̻̪͔͍ ͇̤͕̱̪͔̜̫̹͖̝͓̤͎͖͈̰m̻͇̠͕̤̞̦̣̟̼͖̩̥͉g̦͉̱̙͎̗̟̖̝̺̯l̫͇̼͖̯̤w̦̦̞̬̪̠'̟͔͇̞̠̫̟͖̪̹̬͚̥ͅn͚̤̱͎͇̙͇͖̹̟͖͇̙͙̲a̬͔̟͓̟͙̬͉̗̙̘̫̤̥͔͙ͅf̙̹̼̦̝̤̞̜̹͙̹͖̮̗͍͇h̰̮̺̰͙̖̖͖͚̫̥͈̲̯̜̤̼ ̲̥̙̪̣̜͚ͅC͓̫̪̬̥̤͇͓̤͍t͚͔̱̖͎̞͇̠͓̜͙̳̝ḫ̠̼͔̪̠̮̹̥͔͖͉̙͎̱̫̹̯ͅu͓͉̯̝͙̖̯̲̬̩̻̖̤̠̼l̺͚͚̺̘͎h͙̱̹̱u͖̫̦̗͍̮̙̰̗̖̯ ̮̳͇̼̳͚͔R̜̞̝̟͎͚̰̤̥̞͙͔͙̳̘̞̯̮'̤̘͖͉͖̼͉͇̼̭̙̖͇͙͉͉̯ͅͅl͚̱̞͓̪̫̺͇͓͇̱̰y͎̳̫̙͇̠̼̗̙̰͈̖̺e̦̠͍̭h͚̘̭͉͇̪̖ ̘̪̪͈̻̫͔̲͓̰ͅw̤̝̳̻̰g͈̞̟̼̫̪̟͍̙̦͙͙͉ạ̞̻̰̝̼̞͚̝̞̹̥ͅh̖͉̻̱͍̖̬͈̤͙'̜̝̳̺̼n̟̠̥̩͚̹̣̦̰͈͔̫̗̝ͅͅa̭̘̣̺̼̯͍̰͓̙͉̥̦g̖̼̭̠̲̘̲͍͓̪l͍̜̞͔̰̫̯̱͖͖͔͎̹̬̲ ̖̼͚͚̲̘̖͖̫͚̜͉̟̞̯̙f̯̥̭̲͔̥͔͉̘̤h͖͈̭̳̜̪̬͉͇̗̩͚̻ͅt̺̳̪̙͇̣̦̲̞̺̣̺͍͙͎̠̝̠a̖̮̭͕̣͉͇̟̬͚͕ͅg̥̪͎̳̼̺̰̫̫͚̗͎͕̠̝ṋ̟̯͙͈̹͕̜͓̮͔͕͔̘̟͉!̹͓͈̥̥
That was me when I was back in Scotland last May for 3 weeks.
Only it was closer to 15lbs.
Mine might actually be that much, sure feels like it! Gym hard the next few weeks, which should be fun.
So how was everyone's Xmas office parties? any juicy gossip? Nothing much came out of the kerfuffle that occurred in mine. Got the odd "Do you remember anything that happened that night?" PMs but I falsely turn around and said "nope". Apparently, one of them got thrown to the ground and got kicked but he looked perfectly fine when I saw him. Clearly, someone's stirring up shit trying to get the other guy fired.
Well lets see. I got hammered, flashed my pierced nipple at most of my colleagues, danced with Freddy Krueger, left my secret Santa present somewhere, and informed several of my male colleagues about my previous girl on girl action.
Well lets see. I got hammered, flashed my pierced nipple at most of my colleagues, danced with Freddy Krueger, left my secret Santa present somewhere, and informed several of my male colleagues about my previous girl on girl action.
A successful Xmas party I'd say.
Niiiiiice! And this is why I try not to go out with colleagues, too many dark secrits in my cupboards, if they found out what I was really like I'd be out on my ear! Hope your co-workers are cooler than mine at least. Plus your girl/girl story is pretty badass
Hey musha how was getting the nipple done? My lady friend is considering it, but she's worried about the pain and what not.
My little bro made it into Chelsea F.C!!!
He did what I wasn't good enough to do. So proud of him.
Lil shits gonna make us millionaires
My little bro made it into Chelsea F.C!!!
He did what I wasn't good enough to do. So proud of him.
Lil shits gonna make us millionaires
So we're going to know more famous people? You'll hook us up, right?My little bro made it into Chelsea F.C!!!
He did what I wasn't good enough to do. So proud of him.
Lil shits gonna make us millionaires
My little bro made it into Chelsea F.C!!!
He did what I wasn't good enough to do. So proud of him.
Lil shits gonna make us millionaires
He can use that money to pay off the Yakuza.
YES WE CAN!Why is it so fucking hard to find the original version of the Bob the Builder song (the Christmas No.1 version) on iTunes?
I need this for reasons.
edit: oh shit found it
Real talk, We could all be very wealthy gentlemen if a rich UK gaffer gave us some manjor fast and easy tender. Why discuss some shit over a forum when we could be chilling in a LA gentleman's lounge.
No having to deposit man hours for tender any more