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[Leona Lewis]

These typos are so precious. Khloe Kardasian to a tee, my darling.

Ke$hit made this list but Lotus didn't...?

Done.

I'm over it.

 

[Artemisia]

Ke$hit made this list but Lotus didn't...?


Done.


I'm over it.

Warrior is decidedly better than Lotus.

 

[Vazra]

Warrior is decidedly better than Lotus.

Definitely.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Warrior is decidedly better than Lotus.

Yup.

Join me in realizing our faves flop albums roy.

 

[Trigger]

If only all those votes for Warrior were representative of it's actual popularity or sales.

 

[royalan]

Warrior is decidedly better than Lotus.

Warrior is Disney Bubblegum Pop Trash GARBAGE out of the mouth of the WHORE OF BABYLON and you will deal.

 

[Bladenic]

Warrior is decidedly better than Lotus.

Undoubtedly.

 

[paperheart]

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFGGGGGG


KE$HA GET IT... GET IT....


GETTTTT ITTTTTT!

OMG

Thank you POPGAF. Ya'll made my night. It ain't #1, but I'll settle for #3.

I cry...

 

[Supermanisdead]

ke¶ha so high is a travesty. i demand a recount.

 

[Wafflecakes]

2. Kelly (a gurl can dream)
1. Lana

Make it happen!

 

[Bladenic]

Warrior is Disney Bubblegum Pop Trash GARBAGE out of the mouth of the WHORE OF BABYLON and you will deal.

The only person who has to deal is you with the fact that Lotus is shit and that sentiment is shared by critics and audiences alike.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Devotion and BTD Top 2 seems about right.

 

[royalan]

Seriously, stanning aside Warrior is such a crap album. The dance tracks are so DISNEY it's not funny and the serious rock-pop tracks are so #TryHard. The album has ZERO backbone. So SHOCKED that PopGAF chooses this album to start stanning Ke$ha when Animal (which gets so much hate) is better in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. And I hate Animal too, but tea is tea.

The only person who has to deal is you with the fact that Lotus is shit and that sentiment is shared by critics and audiences alike.

Audiences? Sweetie...even LOTUS is outselling Warrior.


And critics...well, it just depends on which critics you ask.

 

[Artemisia]

Seriously, stanning aside Warrior is such a crap album. The dance tracks are so DISNEY it's not funny and the serious rock-pop tracks are so #TryHard. The album has ZERO backbone. So SHOCKED that PopGAF chooses this album to start stanning Ke$ha when Animal (which gets so much hate) is better in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. And I hate Animal too, but tea is tea.

but why do you like lotus if lotus is shit

 

[paperheart]

Warrior is Disney Bubblegum Pop Trash GARBAGE out of the mouth of the WHORE OF BABYLON and you will deal.

GIRL... get out of here with that MESS.

Warrior is FLAWLESS.

 

[Koodo]

Seriously, stanning aside Warrior is such a crap album. The dance tracks are so DISNEY it's not funny and the serious rock-pop tracks are so #TryHard. The album has ZERO backbone. So SHOCKED that PopGAF chooses this album to start stanning Ke$ha when Animal (which gets so much hate) is better in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. And I hate Animal too, but tea is tea.

It's time to move up to Tylenol 3, hun.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Cannibal > Warrior >= Animal, imo.

 

[Wafflecakes]

GIRL... get out of here with that MESS.

Warrior is FLAWLESS.

Lets not get TOO excited there lastinline sis!

 

[royalan]

It's time to move up to Tylenol 3, hun.

You might be right. god I feel like SHIT right now...~_~

 

[Dr. Malik]

Lastly to recognize the runner up here is Oprah

........ .......... ....................... ............ ............
............................................ ................ ........
....................................... ...............hew?

The POPGAF ACADEMY OF CUNT is happy to recognize the following honoree.

#2 Devotion

Congratulations to Jessie Ware

Stay tuned for the Album of The Year...

 

[Trigger]

Audiences? Sweetie...even LOTUS is outselling Warrior.

The shade of it all.

 

[Vazra]

You might be right. god I feel like SHIT right now...~_~

You are what you eat honey!

 

[DMeisterJ]

Born to Die getting that #1

Congrats to her.

 

[Artemisia]

now this is the real outrage

devotion shits on BTD in every way imaginable

everyone outside tumblr knows this

bye

 

[Wafflecakes]

Meh. At least this hew didn't win.

 

[Mau ®]

kiii @ Roy's breakdown.

Warrior is a solid pop record tbh. I dont think I'll ever get enough of C'Mon, Thinking of You and Gold Trans Am *.*

 

[paperheart]

Seriously, stanning aside Warrior is such a crap album. The dance tracks are so DISNEY it's not funny and the serious rock-pop tracks are so #TryHard. The album has ZERO backbone. So SHOCKED that PopGAF chooses this album to start stanning Ke$ha when Animal (which gets so much hate) is better in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. And I hate Animal too, but tea is tea.



Audiences? Sweetie...even LOTUS is outselling Warrior.


And critics...well, it just depends on which critics you ask.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

omg i wonder who #1 is

THE SUSPENSE.

 

[Dr. Malik]

I'M SCREAMING

 

[Vazra]

omg i wonder who #1 is

THE SUSPENSE.

Pussycola.gif

 

[Koodo]

Let's take a moment to realize Devotion made it to #2 based on merit rather than stanfare.

Slaying.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Let's take a moment to realize Devotion made it to #2 based on merit rather than stanfare.

Slaying.

Deservedly. Devotion is amazing.

 

[Trigger]

Let's take a moment to realize Devotion made it to #2 based on merit rather than stanfare.

Slaying.

Flawless album.

 

[royalan]

Not mad at Devotion.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Let's take a moment to realize Devotion made it to #2 based people voting for a "hew?" that they don't care about....just because they wanted to snub their rivals.

#oops

Fixed.

....and this is coming from a guy who gave her votes exactly for that reason.

(not making an arguement as to whether its quality or not....still I would be shocked if more than 1/4 of popgaf has listened to the album)

 

[Supermanisdead]

#aWARE

 

[Vazra]

Devotion got the well deserved spot.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

Meh. At least this hew didn't win.

Agreed.

 

[Bladenic]

Fixed.

....and this is coming from a guy who gave her votes exactly for that reason.

(not making an arguement as to whether its quality or not....still I would be shocked if more than 1/4 of popgaf has listened to the album)

That's dumb.

 

[royalan]

kiii @ Roy's breakdown.

Warrior is a solid pop record tbh. I dont think I'll ever get enough of C'Mon, Thinking of You and Gold Trans Am *.*

Ewwwwwwwww @ the Bolded. C'mon gives me a toothache.

Spoiler

Gold Trans Am is one of the few bops on that album tho. *.*

 

[DMeisterJ]

Devotion is a great album. The audacity of people to believe people voted her to note vote others is dumb. It reviewed well, and people like it because it is generally lacking flaws.

 

[Vazra]

Devotion is a great album. The audacity of people to believe people voted her to note vote others is dumb. It reviewed well, and people like it because it is generally lacking flaws.

I agree. Some people should actually listen the album before judging and making dumb accusations. Its one of the bests of the year and it deserves to be on the top 3.

 

[Dr. Malik]

And now to announce the Album of The Year here again is President Obama

Now this girl tries so hard to be American with her flags
and themes. I respect that but it is not working, and it needs
to be fixed. I dont think I want her to be representing my country
so please move to Europe or somewhere else. Thank you

The POPGAF ACADEMY OF CUNT is happy to recognize the recipient of the AOTY Grammy Award

#1 Born To Die: Paradise Edition

Congratulations to Lana Del Rey

Stay tuned as the other host returns to close out the ceremony

 

[Vazra]

DUIADSUOFIYUDSOHFNDOSIPFHBDSHOJIF


YASSSSS LANA!!!!

 

[DMeisterJ]

Congrats to BTD

Great album. Maybe not #1 material, but it's great.

 

[Aguila]

Another one?

 

[Wafflecakes]

As expected. Grats to Lana.

I agree. Some people should actually listen the album before judging and making dumb accusations. Its one of the bests of the year and it deserves to be on the top 3.

...and yet. She is still a "Hew?"....and will remain so indefinitely.

 

[Nemesis_]

Please be aware that for some reason our other host is too busy thinking about the catering table again.

This is her real award

Up next:

This one will surprise some.

 

[Bladenic]

Lana sweeping the awards, as per.

 

[Supermanisdead]

hew is surprised. lana slayed 2012.

my grammy tastes like pepsi cola

#justridebitches