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I don't "tell" anyone IRL but if they're all "oh how about men in your life?", I tell them I've never had a boyfriend and only been on one awkward date. I'm sure they get it lol

And I have apparently had no problem bitching about it on the net haha. But I'm getting to the point of not caring again so it's good. Imma die alone and that's what's meant to be and I'm okay with that. :)

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LeBrick James said:
If you're young (maybe 20 or under?) then I don't think it would turn off many women. But if you're an older virgin that's about to get laid, i'd advise you to just keep your mouth shut and not mess it up. Wait till after if you feel you should mention it.
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Funny you mention that. I'm pretty sure many people here can vouch for me when I say this; a girl knows if the guy is a virgin or not. And they know just by making out with a guy. Kissing actually has techniques to it. If some virgin tried to kiss the girl and go full deep with her in like 4 seconds, she will know right then and there. Because he will probably start slobbering all over her.... Like a fish.
 
I'm a sex haver. Ask me how you too can get laid all the time.

I also coach BLOPS2 teams in my spare time. Hit me up for Q's about either.
 
Fantastical said:
For closeted gays it is very easy.
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I don't want to know if the guy is virgin or not.

Maybe when I was younger ok no problem but now at my age it would be too weird for me. So guys if you are virgin and you want to have sex with me don't tell me please.

Sometimes, I'm sure girls can't notice a man is virgin.
 
FortunateSon said:
Funny you mention that. I'm pretty sure many people here can vouch for me when I say this; a girl knows if the guy is a virgin or not. And they know just by making out with a guy. Kissing actually has techniques to it. If some virgin tried to kiss the girl and go full deep with her in like 4 seconds, she will know right then and there. Because he will probably start slobbering all over her.... Like a fish.
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Ummm someone can be a make out king and still be a virgin. I think your world view is skewed.
 
qindarka said:
People don't need to have sex to validate their existence.
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Some people. Some of us are extremely shallow.

I have no shame in admitting my teenage years would've been miserable as sin if I wasn't getting laid. In a very real way it did validate my existence. Had I carried my virginity over into my 20's I feel like it would've caused me all kinds of confidence issues.

Still, everybody's different. It's not as if my teenage years were my best sexual performances, looking back I was a crap lay until about my mid-20's.

MWS Natural said:
Lied until I lost it at 15.
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Heh. Same here.

"What?! I'm not a virgin! Fuck off!"
 
Antagon said:
They'll notice anyway. First time I was messing around with a girl I was so bad that she kicked me out.
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Wow. Failed kissing? Cum early? Put it in her ass?
Leeness said:
I don't "tell" anyone IRL but if they're all "oh how about men in your life?", I tell them I've never had a boyfriend and only been on one awkward date. I'm sure they get it lol

And I have apparently had no problem bitching about it on the net haha. But I'm getting to the point of not caring again so it's good. Imma die alone and that's what's meant to be and I'm okay with that. :)

Edit: top of the page...fantastic
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You again. You have to realize by now that most of GAF would...
FortunateSon said:
Funny you mention that. I'm pretty sure many people here can vouch for me when I say this; a girl knows if the guy is a virgin or not. And they know just by making out with a guy. Kissing actually has techniques to it. If some virgin tried to kiss the girl and go full deep with her in like 4 seconds, she will know right then and there. Because he will probably start slobbering all over her.... Like a fish.
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I always wondered if that girl noticed my shock when she stuck her tongue in my mouth.
 
Leeness said:
I don't "tell" anyone IRL but if they're all "oh how about men in your life?", I tell them I've never had a boyfriend and only been on one awkward date. I'm sure they get it lol

And I have apparently had no problem bitching about it on the net haha. But I'm getting to the point of not caring again so it's good. Imma die alone and that's what's meant to be and I'm okay with that. :)

Edit: top of the page...fantastic
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To be honest, if that's you in your avatar. You're really/very pretty. I don't know who you are but I've seen you around here posting. I'm sure you will have no problems finding someone. You probably just haven't come across someone you liked. And you ain't dying alone. ;). That's for guys to worry about. And hell, I'm pretty sure whenever you don't post on neogaf, there's a whole lot of disappointed guys huh? :)
 
Been with my wife 8 years (almost 9), we started dating at 15/17 (her/me). I remember when she was "virgin tight", not so much anymore though, but not bad either! For me, virgin tight wasn't "good tight", it was too tight.

Why do some women say it, I have no idea. Sounds awful and gaudy.
 
Still a virgin at 24. A few people know for sure, but most close friends "know" indirectly. Been propositioned a few times, but turned people down. Just waiting for the right person.

And, surprise, I'm not a 300 pound weaboo in his mother's basement.
 
xxracerxx said:
Ummm someone can be a make out king and still be a virgin. I think your world view is skewed.
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You see, I think making out is a very important part before it gets wild. And if a guy is a make out, king. He's most probably not a virgin. If he's a virgin, his first few kisses will most definitely be awkward.... Or he could even mess up a few of them.

LeBrick James said:
I always wondered if that girl noticed my shock when she stuck her tongue in my mouth.
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Hey man, when I first kissed that girl I had sex with. I was slobbering and shit, didn't know what to do or how to even fucking make out properly.

I wish I had more opportunities to use "virgin tight" in a sentence, on a regular basis.

But then I'd be creepy or a dick.
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Um, I used it once or twice, lol. In a jokingly/twisted manner of course.
 
LeBrick James said:
You again. You have to realize by now that most of GAF would...
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Still get called ugly IRL haha. But at this point, even if someone did, I wouldn't want to. Haha. So, I am not going to complain about it anymore. You will notice there was no complaining in my post :D

FortunateSon said:
To be honest, if that's you in your avatar. You're really/very pretty. I don't know who you are but I've seen you around here posting. I'm sure you will have no problems finding someone. You probably just haven't come across someone you liked. And you ain't dying alone. ;). That's for guys to worry about. And hell, I'm pretty sure whenever you don't post on neogaf, there's a whole lot of disappointed guys huh? :)
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I'm okay with dying alone. :D

I'm just talking about talking about it. Lol. And I've bitched about it a lot on GAF but I'm done with bitching about it. It's just a thing now haha.
 
I didn't even give mine up until I was 18. With my first real GF, that lasted a good 5 years of pure pussy pounding. I been single for a few months now and we'll... no more constant pounding.
 
SouthernDragon said:
Still a virgin at 24. A few people know for sure, but most close friends "know" indirectly. Been propositioned a few times, but turned people down. Just waiting for the right person.

And, surprise, I'm not a 300 pound weaboo in his mother's basement.
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there is no "right person" dude, pussy's pussy.
 
SouthernDragon said:
Still a virgin at 24. A few people know for sure, but most close friends "know" indirectly. Been propositioned a few times, but turned people down. Just waiting for the right person.

And, surprise, I'm not a 300 pound weaboo in his mother's basement.
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As in the one you'll marry? Or when the cock won't take no for an answer?

Either way, I never understood this. The wait probably won't be worth it.
 
FortunateSon said:
You see, I think making out is a very important part before it gets wild. And if a guy is a make out, king. He's most probably not a virgin. If he's a virgin, his first few kisses will most definitely be awkward.... Or he could even mess up a few of them.

Hey man, when I first kissed that girl I had sex with. I was slobbering and shit, didn't know what to do or how to even fucking make out properly.
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Was your first kiss the same time you had sex?
 
Sober said:
Well, that definitely explains why I always joke about killing myself. I also am a virgin at the age of 21+.

You can't write a sadder emoticon.
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virginity is so overrated, it's sickening. Sex is something you never tire of, something you'll never have enough of, and you'll never ever truly be satisfied, only very tired. So instead of concentrating on winning your first sortie, try thinking about the long game. Choose great sex, and a fulfilling relationship with someone you want to have in your life, over a superficial achievement of orgasm with someone you probably won't ever speak to again years down the line.

Leeness said:
Still get called ugly IRL haha.
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I would be taking off earrings and pulling hair...
 
mac said:
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I think I have to get fat and love Japan to meet the last picture at this rate. ):

Though I'm more of a virgin because of experiences I've had in life that made it very, very hard to open up (hurrhurr) to others, and for the last few years I've never wanted a relationship. I'm sure people would still see me as a loser or some failed man, but I have bigger failures I want to accomplish and get over in my life.
 
akira28 said:
virginity is so overrated, it's sickening. Sex is something you never tire of, something you'll never have enough of, and you'll never ever truly be satisfied, only very tired. So instead of concentrating on winning your first sortie, try thinking about the long game. Choose great sex, and a fulfilling relationship with someone you want to have in your life, over a superficial achievement of orgasm with someone you probably won't ever speak to again years down the line.
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Don't really care about having to 'get rid of it', though probably the only reason is a lack of trying. Not that I can't look at people in the eyes when I talk or anything, just never really decided to take a risk, or never capitalized on any opportunities. Maybe I should go to Dating-GAF for advice or something.

I just turned 25, still a virgin though I'm pretty sure like 99% of my friends no longer are, and probably not even my two sibilings.
 
I lost mine when I was 23, I don't really see how it's a big deal. I guess because I was homeschooled and then went to a Christian college.

Actually now that think about it I've only done anal so I don't know if that counts (I'm straight).
 
Leeness said:
Still get called ugly IRL haha. But at this point, even if someone did, I wouldn't want to. Haha. So, I am not going to complain about it anymore. You will notice there was no complaining in my post :D



I'm okay with dying alone. :D

I'm just talking about talking about it. Lol. And I've bitched about it a lot on GAF but I'm done with bitching about it. It's just a thing now haha.
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I don't mean to come off as a creep, but I get the feeling that you're really gonna be something when someone breaks you out of this.
 
xxracerxx said:
Was your first kiss the same time you had sex?
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Hey man, probably 90% of gaf is not a virgin as that's what everyone here says. Maybe you should ask them? I know what you are tying to get at. There's also a lot of people who just jump straight to sex without really making out and no, I didn't have sex the first time I kissed her.

I'm okay with dying alone. :D

I'm just talking about talking about it. Lol. And I've bitched about it a lot on GAF but I'm done with bitching about it. It's just a thing now haha.
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I'll make sure to bring flowers for your funeral and a forever alone picture. ;). No, seriously. You've bitched, complain, whatever. It doesn't mean shit. You will go out there and find that someone. Hell,
I'll be that someone
. :)
 
Servbot24 said:
I lost mine when I was 23, I don't really see how it's a big deal. I guess because I was homeschooled and then went to a Christian college.

Actually now that think about it I've only done anal so I don't know if that counts (I'm straight).
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That's pretty weird
 
Deified Data said:
Lost mine at 21. Guess I'm fucked.
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Ditto. technically on the night of my 21st birthday.

I'd written more details here regarding how strange my first time was but given how crazy the mods have been regarding banning users for sexual content in their posts I should probably pass, so I deleted the statement.

Needless to say, it was a really weird night.
 
FortunateSon said:
Hey man, probably 90% of gaf is not a virgin as that's what everyone here says. Maybe you should ask them? I know what you are tying to get at. There's also a lot of people who just jump straight to sex without really making out and no, I didn't have sex the first time I kissed her. )
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Well you sure are making kissing out to be a huge factor then.
 
Foxix said:
Ditto. technically on the night of my 21st birthday.

I'd written more details here regarding how strange my first time was but given how crazy the mods have been regarding banning users for sexual content in their posts I should probably pass, so I deleted the statement.

Needless to say, it was a really weird night.
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It would have to be pretty graphic for you to be banned without including pics.
 
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